I just found this thread,
I like it, it’s very quaint.
I’ll visit again

They took my license
Ninety-six in a fifty
I just turned twenty

Thought I’d share this one from Dayjob Orchestra:

I have a business
installing Styrofoam nuns.
Fuck a fruit basket.

Particle board sucks;
I saw some ninjas tuesday;
That’s irrelevant.

Procrastination
Sentinel Fast-Fly is hard
Should be doing work

isn’t a haiku supposed to contain a seasonal word?

A haiku doesn’t
Need to have seasonal words,
But here’s one, autumn

Jump, Kick, Dash Forward
You’re not nearly fast enough
Just pay atten-Chun

Kick, Punch, All In Mind
Yes, That Was From Parappa
The Canine Rappa

Hey Jeremiah-
Not sure if i spelled that right.
Well, hello again.

Third Strike Is The Best
T-W-E-L-E-V-E
Must Win A Major

My Carpool Tunnel
Over Trained Pad Chun Li’s Pain
No Pain, No Gain, Right?

a fledgling fighter
trying to shake his scrub ways
one fight at a time

Run little river,
Carry your water away
To some better place.

A haiku for cheese.
bleu, cheddar, swiss, pepperjack
for slappy: summer

effervescent light,
The blaze of sun in your eyes.
The hyperion

Don’t give up ever.
The best effort does count.
Believe in yourself.

His fist flies past me
He has crossed the Rubicon
I show no mercy

A single red rose
Divine, lingers in the air
There, she shines brightly.

Music is awesome.
You should go listen to some.
Then mix some records.