The GranGlue Fighter Lounge: Corona Virus bodied Shadaloo Free AF

Nope, 31
But only 150cm tall.

The fuck kind of 31 year old woman has body proportions like that?

Anime was a mistake

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Superior roman genes son.

Fates ages can be tracked easy most of the time.
Since the majority of servants are historical figures, genderbent or not, it’s mostly enough to look what year they died.
Of course you have some cases where younger versions get summoned, like the child version of Gilgamesh.
You can also have a 14 year old Artoria, while having the regular one and they look identical.
And then you have the Lion King and have mountains of difference.

One of my friend’s exgirlfriend actually.

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I won’t hold it against him.

That is like 4’11" tall…

Lmao.
If you want to play a real one play Xrd rev2, Accent Core +R or the manliest of all Hokuto no Ken.

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I go almost every year to Last Vegas on November for a trade show called AAPEX, and there’s a lot of Asians there, 4’11’’ women are common.

And I think I saw such a short girl in either Tiny4k or DontBreakMe.

Well my girl is only 158 and she has a rack like that.
What proves that there is in fact a god.

And we should all be thankful for that.

:pray:

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:thinking:

I mean there are, but come on man, this is Frost level of trolling.
I thought you were better than that.

Leaps and Bounds,

But I like silly jokes from time to time too. Also,

I’ll let it slip.

Also this again proves that NRS doesn’t care for good products.
MK11 with the man Mick Gordon himself, as composer might have been a good game, or at least it would have had good music.

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Yeah, that’s what I’m going to. I’m going to lab a Nova / Captain America team for now, probably with the Soul stone.

I’m aware Nova requires some skill to use, but he’s fun and has some real dirty stuff. It’ll take me a while to get decent with him though, but that’s fine.

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Whoa, I didn’t think my innocuous comment about not liking Granblue’s art style would pry off so many basement-dwellers from their crusty loli body pillows. I can just picture some of you nerds furiously typing away, saliva flying everywhere, getting all worked up because not everyone accepts the Holy Church of Anime.

I imagine somebody like Cipher sitting red-faced behind his computer, swearing in Bratwurst, hyperventilating as if someone just trampled on his favorite signed collector’s edition K-pop album.

Now I know what to do next time I get bored.

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WTF Y’all are getting girlfriends and wives? That’s a waste of emotional and financial currency!

You are too young to be this jaded.

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So I’ve been told.

Well you should see a doctor if you think SFV and especially Blanka is visually pleasing.

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