The GranGlue Fighter Lounge: Corona Virus bodied Shadaloo Free AF

I just play ranked so people actually try. Idc if you’re bad just try and don’t be a tool. My pub games are fully up people who want to solo drop Fragment East/West or who DC .5 seconds after they get knocked after they tried rushing a team 1v3.

The ones who rush in and die fast are always the ones talking shit too. We are at train yard and I’m in one of the snipers nests sniping, spotting, relaying info, etc. Homeboy rushes into a full squad and gets bodied. Then my teammate gets smoked trying to get him.

Homeboy: What are you doing Wattson get down here.

Also Homeboy: oh one of them got knocked!

Me: yeah that was me relax I know what I’m doing

Homeboy (pinging like a fiend): HURRY UP THEYRE REZZING IN THE SMOKE

I get there, hear the revive and kill the weak one through smoke then clutch against their last dude. Homeboy doesn’t say shit, then after I get him and the other guy up then they both take the better body shields and most of the ammo smh.

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What do you mean?

Speaking of dropping solo we had some guy that had ttv in his name so he thought he was good I guess. He was like I’m dropping solo I’ll show yall how to drop 20.

He hot dropped solo and immediately died and disconnected lol.

I don’t need randoms to be gods, you can be ass.
Just at least have decent call outs or pings and common sense.

Fucking team games man. :rofl:

Woke up this morning, remembered the cooking post and thought “OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE”, as I’d been playing a remote drinking game/quiz with friends online. At least I’m a happy/friendly drunk online, it seems :sweat_smile:

Shit still applies though, times are rough!

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Gonna grill some steaks.

Seasoning with salt, pepper and a little bit of crushed Froot Loops.

:triumph:

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This time, more pepper you prick!

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Can you believe there are people who dont season their milk with cinnamon and chocolate shavings?

Bigger crime than SF5.

For fucking real, my nephew called me all proud to tell me he’d made his own bolognese, and “even added fresh coriander/ciltrantro”. Being able to do the most basic shit is increasingly uncommon!

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See now we gotta find out,

Do you drink unseasoned milk:

  • Yes, I’m uncultured swine.
  • No, of course not.

0 voters

Honestly thought that was a pisstake comment

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Depends, watch these guys talk about how they season with “Nesquik” or some other wack shit like that.

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As a side note, I’ve heard nothing else so assume’s all good - your little girl ok now?

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Strawberry milk is top tier

that’s not seasoning, that’s using milk as an ingredient!

It is but next you’re gonna tell me that cookies are milk seasoning.

And I’ll be honest, if you say that Im not ready to accept that you’re an adult.

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May as well take a punt here, as shite as it sounds. Stadia free for next two months: https://www.thurrott.com/games/234486/google-makes-stadia-free-for-2-months

So my rice came out damn perfect boys.

Not slimy, not goopy. And jeah I know it’s yellow but thats cuz its some special ‘healthy’ rice my sister bought. In case if you’re thinking I fucked up and turned the rice yellow cuz I DIDN’T I SWEAR YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME

Thanks for all the tips, fam!

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Why not both? Pure milk is great with chocolate cake.
Pure is a stretch though. The milk industry is hella sketchy.

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Man, I don’t ever mess with the milk of other species.

Almond milk though is best milk. Don’t @ me.

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