The GD Selfie thread, Let's play Black or Crack!...a... ok I suck at these puns

dab00g was probably verbally abused by his dad by being told that he is never good enough. I think that is the reason why he is a confused douchebag.

According to one of his posts in the weightlifting thread, he sounds like a weird masochist that likes to talk shit to himself to get himself motivated into working out. Bro, you don’t need to abuse yourself to get results, man, you damn weirdo.

I know I’m like a month late, but you look like Jontron. I’ll never unsee that…

Lies. All lies. Sooner or later, you and dab00g are about to get jumped by a nearby group of black guys for calling each other nigga too loud.

I haven’t taken/had any pictures taken of me in a long while so I can’t grace this place with my timeless beauty again.

I never use that word, man. I don’t like pretending I am black like so many other Asians. I think that shit is whack. Pretending to be anything that you are not is lame in my opinion.

you damn philistine:

What? Same spirit, but different name and body. :smiley:

So you are Cammy

That makes sense, too.

I had my smartphone with me, might as well.

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& something else.

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sup blue?

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Since I’ve started working out:

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You can’t be bothered to fold up towels neatly when you put them back on the bar?

You’ll suckas are whores! Whores, I tellz’ ya!

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The feng shui in this room is way off. Might I also recommend some white lilies to counter the burgundy walls.

I just realized that all the people using this thread as evidence that SRK isn’t black are wrong…black SRK’ers just know better than to snitch on themselves.

Will defend my claim to Brow-Fame at all costs

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+2 for Pootie Tang Neckwear bling

More like Undercover Brother. That’s the “Look, ladies! I’m not too black to take home!” safety net.