The GD Selfie thread, Let's play Black or Crack!...a... ok I suck at these puns

Good to see you post, @angryliberal! Hopefully you’re back to your deviant ways or will be in no time.

If my phone didn’t fuck up would have shared my bearded wonder here, grew it out for three months and got about an inch a month.

Then it got fucking hot so I shaved.

My face is cold.

I’m still alive, motherfucker, and I never die.

Back in my old apartment in LA. Miss that place.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10457938_369436109899951_6733443769070148004_n.jpg?oh=5d676110f7eae4cc40bbbd450a26bc74&oe=55BE2004&gda=1437729677_b9b8f66a657cebb002ce88aa7b3617a3

I keep meaning to take a pic of my beard. It’s getting kinda wild now. I been growing it since June of last year, wanna grow it out for a good 18 months. Every so often I get tempted to chop it all off, but I always reconsider.

It looked good, just Texas weather is all over the place. Shows my mutt heritage with like five different natural colors in it.

You know what your beard says? It says fuck you to everything and everyone. Also it reminds your wife that the man she married owns her completely, due to beard law. Come post in the Lounge more often, GD needs you to help stay afloat!!! Your sporadic movie reviews were always spot on.

speaking of beard law, I am fucking high as a kite, and trying my best to feel a little drunk

Spoiler

fuck you tried to comb beard while quite drunk and high

http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af268/SoVi3t666/Random/nofucks_zpsxfa0damb.jpg

edit: love that toque

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES…

Spoiler

http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Daniel-Bryan-Faking-Some-Think-So-665x385.jpg

them gains…

Spoiler

http://i973.photobucket.com/albums/ae215/the_predecessor/IMG_0257.jpg

You look like pop pop from community

Back in my college days. I’m sure you all can appreciate the art on the wall.

https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t1.0-9/46967_10150241266005504_3652135_n.jpg?oh=23692ba42ee0af5acf462231e5868438&oe=557908E5

Everybody is making gainz…

We got a ol’ “head too big for his body body” ass nigga in here. I see you, @nikeSBstunna89 !

My head is pretty big tho. I can’t even lie.

That juggernaut head. My wife be gettin my head too. But I be swole as shit tho

Why does @nikeSBstunna89 have a body of a teenager and a face of some dude who lived through the Civil Rights movement? It’s like Benjamin Button disease on two different places on your body.

I don’t see it

Why do black people wear suits according to the flavor of artificial drink they consumed that day?

Gotdamn son…

I’ve been meaning to post here for the longest time but I’ve been too damn lazy, so I could either post a pitch-black screen or this.

Spoiler

http://www.themoviescene.co.uk/reviews/_img/496-3.jpg

Because that was also a gay black man (in film fiction that is).