I keep meaning to take a pic of my beard. It’s getting kinda wild now. I been growing it since June of last year, wanna grow it out for a good 18 months. Every so often I get tempted to chop it all off, but I always reconsider.
You know what your beard says? It says fuck you to everything and everyone. Also it reminds your wife that the man she married owns her completely, due to beard law. Come post in the Lounge more often, GD needs you to help stay afloat!!! Your sporadic movie reviews were always spot on.
speaking of beard law, I am fucking high as a kite, and trying my best to feel a little drunk
Spoiler
fuck you tried to comb beard while quite drunk and high
Why does @nikeSBstunna89 have a body of a teenager and a face of some dude who lived through the Civil Rights movement? It’s like Benjamin Button disease on two different places on your body.