The GD Selfie thread, Let's play Black or Crack!...a... ok I suck at these puns

@orochizoolander‌ I’d like to put you in my pocket and feed you Teddy Grahams while you watched me play Dead Space.

No homo, in case anything about that sounds gay. I wouldn’t actually put the Teddy Grahams in your mouth.

Which one is you?

Shut the fuck up you ol Calvin Klein commercial reject probably wears sun glasses inside buildings at night rorschach test pixelated vegeta hair av having ass nigga how dare you…offer Teddy Grahams, make it clementines and we have a deal.

http://mouthtoears.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Screen-Shot-2014-10-24-at-4.40.19-AM.png

I better see no more pot-shots at my weight. :mad:

Edit: Nevermind lol

Starting the year off right. With one less tooth than I had last year

Spoiler

http://oi60.tinypic.com/10dtpue.jpg

Better put that tooth under the pillow for the tooth-fairy

what the FUCK are you babbling about again APU :wtf: ??

nigga you mad cuz you are nobody’s avatar. you wish you were anywhere near my level. probably because you can’t “reach” that high(ZiiNG!).

how did do you randomly lose a front/side tooth? ?

Zoo you’re one goofy-looking bastard. Tell your mom to get your coat from the kids clothing section at Sears next time, that one is a few sizes too big on you Lil’ Dhalsim. B)

That’s Orochi Zoolander? Yo, is he even old even enough to buy games at Gamestop? On the bright side though, bus fare most be nice since he can pass for a 6th grader.

@Sonicabid‌ As an ugly person normie you can’t afford to waste your time and effort on witty internet insults or else your bf @SNAAAAKE‌ will feel neglected.

@"Hatred Edge"‌ You have no idea, I think the last 4 girls I’ve gone out with all asked to see my ID, I’m almost always asked for a second form of ID when I go barhopping, and I’m always ID’ed at the movies, but hey I’m living proof most women are pedohpiles =P

OZ, can I get a video of you saying “hey boss, de plane de plane!”

OZ looking like he about summon captain planet, where dat ring at bruh

oz mad about dat big-ass coat :sunglasses:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-fRonmxeD0

Who cares about Zoo. Zoo’s mom, on the other hand, is all sorts of hot. SNAAAAAKE’s mom officially replaced.

Not showing you my ring you’d probbaly eat it thinking it’s a crouton and everyone will thank me since your black Hoggish Greedly ass decided to show up here:

@SWBeta‌ Your boy SA chickened out again editing his pic out his post :lol:

You look like a homeless David Cross addicted to eating out fat, hairy bitches and krazy glue.

That baby is more of a man than your just for me DmC Tameem wannabe ass will ever be:

Yes she’s been replaced by your wife who you pretend to be excited to fuck.

whatever helps you sleep at night APPU :wtf:

adding yourself in a video game is cool I guess? if I could I’d add myself in metal gear games for days AND get paid :sunglasses:

Wow, rcaido not fat&black? Thurst looking like whesley snipes? And angry liberal not a gay fat black guy? W,…t,…f…

Zoo made a appearance in Postal 2 though :trollface:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vr2wOXhl_M