The GD Selfie thread, Let's play Black or Crack!...a... ok I suck at these puns

dab00g we all want to know what you look like.

He wouldn’t show his face. He don’t got the balls, he likes being a faceless troll.

Nope i don’t like showing pictures because i have a federal job and prefer to be faceless.

He however voluntarily took a picture of a dick on his face.

http://spd.sightunseen.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/charlie_and_the_chocolate_factory_willy_wonka_gene_wilder_1920x1080_wallpaper_Wallpaper_1280x1024_www.wallpaperswa.com_-625x500.jpg?c10fa8

Can someone explain to me why I saw a bunch of black guys at Evo with relaxed hair? Is this some black anime nerd thing?

No it’s not. Some niggas just like to be on that Katt Williams tip.

relaxed hair?

Letting my hair grow out for once

Spoiler

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10534259_566779686784090_6000392573940587645_n.jpg?oh=83fca89d84345de4c1b98ecab70ceb10&oe=54BCB0DE&gda=1418707543_97c42bbdbf1dd1a0b90beeb6858d5251

Is that good or bad? Kinda curious, actually.

Aren’t you the best qualified to answer that question?

That picture was ripe with opportunity and all you could come up with was “penis on face is gay”.

I’m more offended by how bad that insult was than anything.

Here, try again:

http://i.imgur.com/NsKLSfa.jpg?2?7786

snake look like this:

I always wanted to know where Eryka Bahdu went.

Are you the Samoan Marcellus Wallace threw off the balcony?

@Pterodactyl‌ No homo. You’re a beautiful man. But your user title is hideous.

Et tu?

Are you talking about the pubes that grow on your chin?

Is it making your safari glitch out or whatever?

I have never seen anyone pin T shirts up to their wall.
seriously bro.
wtf?

well, at least you didn’t frame 'em. thankfully.

Recovering from a clean shaven look lol

Why do you assume that i’m in my own room/house during that picture?

I’m not.