The GD Selfie thread, Let's play Black or Crack!...a... ok I suck at these puns

You look familiar. Have we met?

Crocodile wrestling match back in '04?

Ah no, I was thinking stingray wrestling match back in '06.

AlohaCommando

you need to tell us some stories of yours when you went to date sites.
I need to know what EXACTLY girls would say to you when they wouldn’t wanna believe your pic was legit.

please tell us sir.

I know when I would go on date sites I would keep my profile pic hidden with a key…then when after initiating some chitchat with a girl she would ask to see my pic,…and after given them my key to access view it I would get two different reactions.
one, get called attractive or handsome…the other, complete discontinuation of any replies back from said girl like they just saw a monster or something and refuse to even reply back to tell me I’m ugly.

Was that guy raped?

lol sorry nothing interesting internet wise really. Just either think im fake, or a catfish or dont respond. I was on Beautiful people.com actually last year and was number one on that site in the US for like 3 months or so. And even that site was hard to talk to people. A lot of cliche sorta movie good looking people(and thats not to say that site had a ton of hot girls either but…)who have bad personalities like they wont hang out with you unless you are rich, or have a 6 pack that kinda thing. And lots of fake people too. I think I maybe only talk to a handful of people period from there. So ya any dating site not much luck. And generally any girl that I can somehow get to respond or will talk to me, has kids at 20, or just not my thing if that makes sense lol I also dont get to hang out go out with dudes very much and try to get girls because I always have to be the wing man no matter. So no one ever throws me a bone lol. So I can assure you guys I honestly am not a pimp by any means

I remember years ago GD was going to signup on a dating site just to do some trolling, I think we consider doing it for real, with your permission :rofl:

Honestly dude you guys could use my pictures and troll if you want too, id take it as a compliment. Go ahead and then show me what lines actually worked for you. My facebook is claytonsomedude or instagram is seekritdude go ahead and take all my half naked pics whatever. Just try to make me cool at least and not a total loser lol

So it is cool using your picture for shit? Cuz I’ve been using it the second you posted your picture in this thread.

lol ha… umm ya I suppose, like I said I just hope you guys make me look cool if you. Like dont put me on a gay site or something and talk about me getting done up the butt or something lol But if its for another dating site go ahead and lemme know what lines actually worked lol

I love that this is the only thread I ever see sucky post in. I actually mean that.

lol I post in other threads when I make combo videos or something sometimes. But honestly games are pretty simple to me now a days. Like I made all those marvel 3 videos right when the game came out that first week. And no one still to this day has done anything like them. And then of course SRK hates me and they dont want to post my videos even though japanese do. So that combined with other stuff, I dont have much will to do the video game portion of the site. I dont have any motivation to like… prove my skill in anything anymore? If that makes sense. And tournaments dont interest me because when I did play I did win, and with health stuff as it is now I dont feel the urge to force myself to try to do it again… Oh well this is becoming a livejournal post runs away

Oh. So you’re the male equivalent of the hot chick that gets passed up for uglier, fatter women. Your looks have sent you to damnation.

So even beautiful people have ugly people problems.

Feels good to know this.

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I’m judging all of you.

ha well id say being in and out of the hospital all the time is a big one lol Ive been on disablity for over 10 years now so but since I keep myself healthy when im not doing doctor stuff its “harder” to tell unless you look at my face. Most people just think im tired all the time, like I was out partying or something. So I dont really get to relate to anyone peer wise. Since ive been sick my entire adult life. And ya ive actually had girls get mad at me for liking them, and asking whats wrong with me. -_- Its a bummer

What’re you on disability for? If you don’t mind me asking. Cuz from like every picture i’ve seen of you you look like you’re in 1000000x better shape than me.

man dude I got a lot of shit… Just off hand… Diffuse scleroderma, crohns, hashimotos thyroditis, arthritis, sjogerns, DDD, bi lateral carpal tunnel, Low T, asthma, chronic migraines, cluster headahces, APS, lymes, tumors, was dying from C-diff for awhile blah blah I could go on and on. Ive tested positive for a lot of shit over the years and have had a lot of bad periods lol And yea not that I didnt stay in shape before, but after I was dying for awhile I basically told myself once I could start working out I was gonna be as healthy as I can be basically. So thats what I do now, just try to better myself all the time while I still can.

^liked for attitude, not afflictions. Keep being man-beautiful.