The GD Selfie thread, Let's play Black or Crack!...a... ok I suck at these puns

I’m going to guess they are like 5’8" and 6’2" respectively.

In comparison to the picnic table looking thing in the background, the top of that table is at knee level for her, so I’m gonna assume she’s just tall as fuck.

@dialupsucky
tbh,
i dont believe your selfies either.
i call fraudulence on your selfies bro.
you look a lil too young to be a SRK poster for the last 10 years.
A decade old SRK account should make you around middle aged,
bald.
and fat.
totally out of shape.
like me.
unless you 1st signed up at SRK while in grade school…those pics doesn’t match up to your decade old account.

Edit:
Scratch that previous slander.
I just noticed your animu jrpg final fantasy glowing crystal pendant hanging by a ropethread necklace in your barechested selfie.
yup,
youz def an SRK member.
that’s definitely you in the pics.

you’re not ugly at all.
just husky bro.
if you lost weight and got on dat dailupsucky ab work out that’s all the rage nowadays…you too would be a handsome fellow(no homo).
but yeah, those posters need to go.
bitches hate em.
art canvases is what they love.
that said,
I’m a hypocrite cuz I’ve got two kimono clad Rukia from Bleach walldrapes hanging in my bedroom and my girl loss all respect for me when she saw them.
no wonder she said “no” and “I’m leaving” when I propositioned her with desperate pleas for some sex.
mmmm.
but in the end,
she left.
But the Rukia walldrapes stayed.
and I’m ok with the outcome.

Maybe I should post a pic of myself that looks like King Tut.

Edit: Here it is.

King Tut facial reconstruction:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10155267_10152339265490513_3986314319297733980_n.jpg

And me:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10156101_10152338075905513_6352962526201819545_n.jpg?oh=57c089933ba05188bbfc7b890a47cc28&oe=54404A40&gda=1414770774_15198ab8005cd73652f35435ca416a95

Spoiler

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10590408_10152593043450513_6317732416273167141_n.jpg

Me and my son.

She’s really tall. I’m like 5’9 she’s 6’3

I’m not a weeaboo, liking anime doesn’t make me one. I like alot of different stuff. dancing, Martial arts, philosophy and science just to name a few things. Why don’t you shut up and stop trying to hate on people.

I actually own no anime paraphernalia lol. Besides I couldn’t have a body pillow even if I wanted to lol my dog would destroy them. Or they would get stolen where I live now.

I really don’t understand haters like Daboog. I’m sure he is insecure like a woman on her period. I bet he clowns on people just to make his sorry ass self feel better.

She probably has heels on, so they may be the same height.

I actually know the cosplayer personally. She’s a cool chick, her only flaw is that she’s into injustice.

Amazon bitches scare me

This means I was probably correct B).

Yusuke kinda looks like:

Spoiler

http://p3.no/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/tumblr_lcb0vgyeqA1qdxd3qo1_500.jpg

I’m on to you man.

http://best-posts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/144947-otaku_pillow_orgy_super.jpg

I’m sure you were jsut late to the party that day and missed picture time

Man fuck you :lol:

…I am ok with this. Jeffery was the most swag character on Fresh Prince.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WILL YOU STAY BANNED. I’ve legitimately lost track of how many alt accounts this guy has made.

What kind of sacrifices did you have to make for Al Qaeda to allow you to leave their organization?

You do look pretty rough, but that has way more to do with that wild beard and crazy hair than being “ugly”.

MechWarior looks alot like a cousin of mine :rofl: