The GD Selfie thread, Let's play Black or Crack!...a... ok I suck at these puns

this pic needs big tits:

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/8484/pic1rrw.jpg

^ You look like your avatar.

far away from reality lol

actually, my gf looks like my avatar

EDIT) bird is: “gurl, u c this little weenie, it will tickle u, thats why I make gurls laugh”

What? You have a dick?

a cocky one

Okay.

This looks like the interview part of a really unsatisfying porno.

Bitch probably has a brown pussy

isn’t that the pic @matriarch posted like a year or so ago?

Nigga Zulu looks like Neesa sub-75 pounds or so. They even do the same selfie poses. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Was a sad day when this thread got moved to image mishmash many years ago, glad to see it return.

Then I must be fine as hell.

25 years old

https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/1374147_599640266744402_384084383_n.jpg

33 years old

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1424335_615191741855921_1952352301_n.jpg

My mommy and me.

You one cholo-looking motherfucker. How do you walk outside every day and not worry ICE is gonna come scoop you up in a burlap sack and toss you over the border?

dirzzt how’s the filming of the new Pirates movie going?

:rofl: That’s a real positive way of looking at it.

Ugly is ugly

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2012/12/13/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-9092-1355426475-7.gif

Taken in Amsterdam when I was 17 (2 years ago). And the only self-pic I have on my hard-drive.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/zLlVohJ.jpg?1

zulu unless that’s an instagram filter or some shit, you were less ashy as a baby :tup:

Spoiler

and if its a skin condition kinda thing I mean no harm by being ignorant

Couldn’t tell last time if that was dirzzt’s couch or wallpaper, still cant!

Its a blanket, dog. Thats my garage.