The GD Selfie thread, Let's play Black or Crack!...a... ok I suck at these puns

A: Yup probably.
B: Protip: don’t even offer yourself up for sale like that

this is based on everyone last year talking about that my girl fund thing in lounge or maybe other places too.

online street pimpin, and she was a weaboo wanting to go to Japan or something to pursue art, yeah right! :mad: didn’t see her draw no arts! And another one was like her BFF is Yuka Osawa, yeah right! ain’t see no her x her… just the dumb “hello titty” t shirt.

Niggas in here showin headstand skills and asian wives but you can’t even show a titty :mad:

And they’re both fully clothed. Get the fuck out of here with your 10th grade internet logic.

And don’t worry, GOOGLE-TRANSLATE-HAX, I’d never do it anyway and just send back the money. Thanks for the concern (that I understood)! :tup:

Say dat shit to my face

Her’es how this works, while you are always having sex with saucy burritos and landscaping mullet dudes like that instead of awareness.

VisciousSlash [sic] I really don’t remember him anymore after he jumped on LeBron’s jockstrap or whatever. I had a cool avatar for him to rock if he ever came back around.

Back to him. He was successful in his endeavor. Why? He used the “they’re only bags of fat attached to a chest” line.

Maybe he’s seen women say that before. I sure have.

I don’t believe this line will now work this way. I have reported nip slips in the silly Hot Girl threads in image mishmash and kinda felt stupid even doing that. I guess I messaged another contributing member and didn’t “report” that to mods. But that azn bad scene chick gif on the bed had those nip piercings! Blatant!

so if you want to be that kinda greaseball you can go over that way for a long time. You’ll probably stay looking through there way longer than I did. The Chinese women ones were pretty funny sometimes. but I digress, over there! (not trying to ruin all of that as some hidden gem on SRK either)

Protip: That was the one to put Q over yourself bro! Can’t let the heels do the Nicole Kidman over Tom Cruise thing on you!

However, you probably had no chance to avoid that with these white women of cosplay, if it wasn’t for the face/nose, they otherwise have all the modeling goods right? Just something I noticed with cosplay white women amateur models and the noses. You might also be looking at their noses now in the future!

Oh and a friend took a photo like that and spiderman jumped in on the floor out of nowhere, he didn’t even see him until developing the photos. He named that photo: WTF Spidey?!

Spidey not about the womens, trying to be all serious and shoot web balls and shit.

Well that was anti-climatic, and by that I mean I have nothing interesting to look at when I touch myself…

I can’t find it.

Don’t be so sensitive Kuma.

Remember when I told 2 seperate lounge virginal dudes that AZN women thread over there had women with butts and they started crying instead of just going over there to see? Don’t be that dude too! In fact its always welcome for a second opinion on shooped butts, very possible, those things are like the weakest link in the chain. Gotta keep up appearances and such.

why did you call me the bear from Tekken? :wtf:

Why people think SRK is all black dudes: you thirsty fucks are dying to see a fat chick show her nipple.

Damn, gentlemen. Get a grip. And not on your dicks.

I never got the “bags of fat” thing. I mean, there’s other stuff in there. You know, alveoli and shit. Fuckin’ lactiferous ducts.

Neesa is like the new evolved form of that “Roxie” chick that used to post here. Old SRK knows who I’m talking about.

I cooked her dinner once and we hung out some like a few years ago before she started acting like a weirdo.

Roxie hates everyone who disagrees with her. We were great until I called her out on something on Facebook about fat people and she blocked me.

Cunt.

We were like real-life friends and then she told me I needed to stop being racist on twitter or else she was going to delete me. Lol.

One time we were eating and something on the news came up about crimes against women in 3rd world countries and I didnt know the guy on the tv. She gave me the weirdest look.

Shes like a hardcore feminist now dude. Like she was cool until she wasnt cool. Anyways.

Neesa show dem titties girl.

Roxie made me listen to Twilight on tape.

I haven’t been the same since…

I don’t do selfies. Selfies are for females and vain dudebros. I’d rather have a thread dedicated to showing each others toilet stool.

Or I’ll highlight my greatest attribute

Spoiler

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A picture of your tongue is gayer than posting a selfie because then I can imply that same tongue could be used to give some bomb ass dome.

Its wide too. Thats some maximum tip coverage.

I’m pretty sure analyzing and pointing out shit about it is even gayer.

No means no, faggots. Applying fake internet pressure is not gonna change anything. Ya’ll got SWBetamax’s and Dailupsucky’s nips to wank to. Like Raz0r so delicately put it, no one wants to see a fat girl’s tits.

@BeGuiled < - this dude has got to post :rofl:

Oh I’ve made you guys wait long enough. Here I am. The object of everyones desire and multiple fake profiles across the interweb.

Spoiler

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