The GD Selfie thread, Let's play Black or Crack!...a... ok I suck at these puns

I will say these Warby Parker glasses have been excellent. For $95 they are way better than I thought they’d be.

My latest pair have like, zero frames - they are literally a nose piece and arms fitted onto the lenses themselves.

But still, if you want less weight, well, contacts > glasses.

I can’t do contact. Its a game of chicken between my fingers and my eyeballs. Unfortunately both parties lose every time.

Ouch.

It is a learned reflex-check, to be sure.

But oh… the godlike feel of not having any weight on your face.

…I still occasionally have to check myself from “adjusting my glasses” through sheer force of habit, if I’ve gone a while without wearing contacts, lol.

One too many ejaculations?

Have you guys ever consider Lasik eye surgery? My fake asian wife did it couple years ago…I actually liked it when she wore glasses though but she hated wearing them.

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I’m sure this will shatter plenty of illusions.

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Who the fuck are you?

Nope didn’t catch me off guard at all.

Someone who actually put up a picture.

FAKER!!!

(my mind is blown, I thought you where white but you high yellow…lol)

Yeah…I get that a lot lol.

My picture was added to this thread. Right before you added yours.

If that’s really you then I’ll admit I’m mistaken. However, the underlying ‘eat shit’ that was in my post before stays regardless.

Wait…that’s your wife?
Holy shit man.
Mad props.

Where did you get her? Laos?

oh kromo, you always know how to make me turn my nose in disgust.

old picture of me

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Yo i didnt know Kayo police had a twin…[/details]

Lol, i forgot you post here…All you family men hide your children.

that’s like saying all asians look alike, you racist white bastard!

alright, here’s a less glamored photo so y’all insecure pseudo alpha males don’t trip LOL

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YOU AIN’T A SKINNY WHITE GUY?!!