The GD Selfie thread, Let's play Black or Crack!...a... ok I suck at these puns

I weigh over 400 lbs. I’m going to post a picture after I lose some weight.

This is me.

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http://i.imgur.com/tbdCfKB.jpg?1

This one is from two years ago and already in a couple threads, but for the people who haven’t seen it here ya go
(I keep my hair shorter all around these days)

dunno why I kept thinking you were mexican.

I had to do a double take on FO’s pic. Nigga your skin absorbs light :rofl:

I swear to God, the only thing I can see in Furious’ pic are his pearly whites. Is this race bait?

time to… puts on shades REINSTALL.

take your pick:

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[img]http://i.imgbox.com/actfYPOc.jpg[/img[

but fair warning, it’s just gonna make these guys here want to have an excuse to try to turn your chest into a hotdog bun.

#justsayin’.

This whole time, I’ve been thinking, “SRK is surprisingly good-looking.”

Then I remembered what a small sample we have to go by here.

Yea, Dialupsucky really ups the hot factor of SRK.

Pterodactyl I’m jelly of yo fro, dawg! :tup:

Gorilla (nipple or underarm hair puff) Unit ?!

Weren’t you younger than everyone but your hairline be all…

could be worse…

I can’t find the Ryu and Ken vs some guy’s hairline gif_ :sad:

They slacked on ribbing you, but we can all learn [about it] and try to find that image!

If Ricky Ortiz needs a black guy cover & the respect that comes with that on SRK he can use your photo

I mean people got these desperate guy-girl surgeries and shit today, who knows if they got the white->black & Afro Installs

Or any other race,

like Black-> Blackanese

If he wasn’t smiling his camo index would be at 100%. I’m upset at myself that I didn’t notice him at all in the first picture since there is way less black people on here than I thought. Unless not all of them are sharing pictures.

You darker than midnight motherfuckers need to learn what the word “contrast” means, holy shit.

not like anybody cares

http://imageshack.us/a/img580/4917/d9zz.jpg

lol much love guys :rofl:

Dont feel bad Furious One, you can visit the US and say the following to slutty white women. Insta kill !

“The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice”
"would you like to visit the Dark Side?

“I’m black but I have a British Accent; I’m am inexplicably 200x hotter than these US black dudes”

Hey, ain’t nothing wrong with my hairline… That shit is crisp in that pic :rofl:. I had just left the barber too.

I just noticed the blood on vynce’s shower curtains… (Taitos old av)

Either the left one or middle. :tup: