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Had the worst matches ever, not a single fucking win, E Honda, Guile, bitch ass Sagat, a laggy Canadian ken troll, there is absolutely NO enjoyment in this game for me, LOSING IS NOT ENJOYABLE FUCK WHAT ANYBODY SAYS, the more I lose the higher my hatred for the game gets, I dont think im gonna fuck with it like that anymore, if anybody knows somebody that wants sfv tell em to inbox me I’m selling Street Fighter V for $5 that’s all it’s worth to me

I bought my copy from a crackhead for $20 with the season 1 pass. I’m tired of getting pissed off the way I do at this garbage ass overrated piece of shit they call a video game, I’ll stick to tekken (which is a million times better than this fuckery) I’m gonna play something that’s fun and doesn’t bring out the asshole in me, like mk11 & tekken which I dont get pissed off at when I lose for some reason. Good luck to yall

I hate bison with a passion, no pupil having, purple flame ass cheap teleporting world domination hungry fuckboy, I blacklist ANYONE who plays bison out of sheer hatred for the character because how cheap he is

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7992

My blood pressure rose from all that salt

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7994

Honestly…

Watching someone get salty… Like ‘real life’ angry over a game is some of the funniest shit in the world.

It’s such a guilt free pleasure.

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7995

“I’ve got stubby, thick legs, I know what cosplay would be perfect, Bayonetta!”

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and by god she was right

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I did not know there was even an HD edition upgrade. I’ll look into it. Thanks for the tip! Hope you’re having fun with mvc2 :slight_smile:

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Say Canadian Laggy Ken 10 times real fast hard mode Canadian Ken Troll

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This seems to be super old but I’ve seen it for the first time today:

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I’ve played SFV for a few hours yesterday and online worked pretty great.
I like this new patch.
If only I could throw a hadoken, I would enjoy it, I’m sure.

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I know some of yall get mad at papa capcom sometimes, but I just want you to take note that at least capcom has the common sense to release english patch notes in a reasonable timeframe, if not even first half the time.

New DBFZ patch notes are out, impossible to make hides nor hairs out of even with google translate. Going by previous history english patch notes probably not out for days from now

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If the internet hear’s this they’ll accuse you of shilling for Capcom. Sadly this isn’t one of my humorous posts, I’m dead serious. The hate for Capcom is that strong.

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Topanga is on.

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Lucia has declared eating plain cheese pizza as a fineable offense

Ed had better fight this one :triumph:

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Playing around with Seth made me realize how important CAs with few hits can be. Poison hits the opponent about a million times so guts scaling pretty much always kicks in. It’s a weird way of balancing these moves (if they even think about that aspect) because that beefy 300 damage in one hit with Seth can really make a difference.

Also, speaking of, his CA is really good all around. Lots of invincibility and reach and rather fast as well. There are definitely quite a bunch of otherwise safe moves you can punish with it. Case in point: max range light spinning kick in the mirror match.

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Maybe Lucia is best girl after all. Now she needs to pursue those that would dare sully pizza with pineapple.

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8008

Look at Falke’s face.

Clearly she does not like plain pizza.

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@Bea_Iank wouldn’t allow it

I’ll have to teach both of them how good plain pizza is someday :triumph:

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Come to think of it even if plain pizza is not the best thing, poor ED getting a ticket for eating it is pretty savage by Lucia.

Police harassment