nah I don’t think he would choose Jaime as he’s handicapped+family ties and stuff.

Tbh, i think he’s gonna chose Obeyron as Obeyron is the only character that Tyrion seems to know and trust whose also completely different than those in King’s Landing. Obeyron also has reason to hate certain individuals in King’s landing (i.e lannisters)

Also, that weird Next Episode preview kind of confirmed it to be The Hound’s Bro. The Mountain (IIRC) is the strongest individual in King’s Landing and would be a logical choice for a champion.

Are the Unsullied Eunuchs as well?

No, that would be very unproductive for a fighting force. In their case only their penises have been cut off. They still have their testes.

Edit: Well, I’ve been corrected, I see. Nevermind then.

I just watched the ending of that episode again and (this is a real spoiler, don’t fucking read it)

Spoiler

I can’t fucking wait for the violent catharsis Tyrion will get. The extremely powerful act of penetration and power. I will be happy.

Saw a glimpse of the Mountain on a canadian HBO preview, nigga is pretty big, heres hoping Ayra comes back to kings landing to fight for tyrion cause I dont see a lot of dudes being able to compete with that shit and making it out alive

They’re not gonna put Tyrion against the Mountain are they?? sick fuckers! Joffrey’s spirit still fucking with him.

Yeah, the dude who plays him is like a 6’10 champion strongman from Iceland and is probably over 350 pounds of muscle or something. The crazy thing is, even though out of the 3 people who have played the Mountain, he’s the biggest, he’s also the shortest.

here he is deadlifting 950

Can we please get Hodor down there to deal with this Mountain mofo?

Yall are funny thinking Tyrion just gets to pick whoever he wants to be his champion.

Yup they’re Eunuchs, it’s mentioned in the episode where Dany meets Daario.

It’s like we didn’t already see this before, right? Ya’ll have short memories

Trial by combat is supposed to be you vs them unless someone steps in for you (and/ or them.) This is why his decision is so serious. Tyrion doesn’t have a chance physically vs essentially anyone on the opposing side, thus condemning himself to a near certain death.

What? Are? You? Talking? About?

Did you all forget the Eyrie? He named a champion, as will Cersei.

Except it’s not mandatory if someone chooses you as their champion, and no one in their right mind will fight Clegane on behalf of Tyrion. Unless they have a grudge to settle

It’s so obvious who is gonna be Tyrion’s champion. Cmon guys.

WHO COULD IT POSSIBLY BE.

Well it cant be that oberon cat, I mean he only hates the lannisters for the brutal murder and gangrape of his sister, lead by the mountain, it wont be him that doesnt make any sense, am still putting my solid gambling extrodaire behind a surprise Hodor intervention, cause you know fuck the books, look at any comic book movie for references.

Damn if only you niggas knew…

The next episode looks pretty good. I hate it when people say an episode is “boring” when sometimes hearing about the past or moving the chess pieces to get plans in motion is just as good at times.