Well I didnât last very long (thatâs what she said)
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If the final 3 episodes are this good, Iâm going to forget all the shit they had to skip over in the first 3 episodes.
HYPED AS FOK
First of all, appreciate the spoiler tags.
âSpoils of Warâ burned.
These past two episodes have a lot more dialogue thatâs dense or silly, both in good ways.
For a while it seemed like weâd just be skipping along like a rock on top of a lake, not getting underneath the surface to explore whatâs really going on. I appreciate the depth being achieved now. I guess itâs just too much fucking time that we have to cover.
Despite herself, Cersei managed to pay back the Iron Bank (maybe). I can imagine ships laden with gold sinking to the bottom after death by dragon.
Or perhaps (next spoiler tag)
I guess everyone was right: Dany was OP, Dany was too merciful, Tyrionâs plan sucks.
D&D had to write themselves out of a corner to make Cersei not just get burned to a crisp.
I remember the trailer. I saw Jamie riding a horse with a lance, through the flames. I was waiting all battle for it and I am still hard.
So when Dany and Jon were walking through the cave, that sexual tension could be cut with a butter knife.
I was half expecting Dany to be like, "So⌠you drew these, right?"
Jon, ⌠"no, no of course not"
Dany, "What about this one. Itâs you, and you have a big cock"
Jon, ⌠âWell. Itâs trueâ
Book spoilers for Book 5:
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Return of the Golden Company? Fake Aegon was allegedly supported by Varys and Illyrio, and had the backing of the Golden Company. Complicated reasons, go see Alt Shift X on Varys if you want in on that.
Maybe they have Cersei and teleportation power of Euron go pick up the Golden Company to save the day?
Will Dario abandon the Second Sons to come to Westeros to follow his cock?
Danny has a vision way back in book 2 about the cold cock of Dario (it seems) penetrating her. I thought it was about a wight Dario fucking her, but whatever, it could be about a cold knife penetrating her heart.
Also thereâs the prophecy about being betrayed for Gold.
shrug
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Is Tyrion going to free Jaime?
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Top tier comment, re sexual tension between Jon and Dany:
âDaenerys doesnât know it yet but Jon does indeed like to bend the knee, specially in caves.â
pps When do I call a doctor? 4 hours?