The Game of Thrones OFFICIAL thread

I can see that lord of the vale betraying Sweetrobin and adding his forces to Boltons. Like no shit if some uncle pedophile can talk a retard into making me jump 1000 feet to my death, then the same nigga gives me control of the army… shit is going down.

ya Robin is so autistic that Littlefinger can basically make him do whatever he wants. If I were that knight, at that point, I’d consider just having a coup and killing both Robin and Littlefinger before they both get everyone killed.

There needs to have some high level fuckery going on, a three way assault from the Vale, Greyjoy and the north is too good to be true.

Did you guys not see Osha go for the knife? Thats why he didnt torture her he had to get her before he got got!

The thing about this season is that theyre just doing what everyone expected to happen leaving off from last season when thats rarely been what the show is about. The only curveball so far has been Rickon turning up at Ramsays. The writing is noticeably worse. Too many convenient things happening, ppl travelling crazy fast all of the sudden. Also the dialogue is waaay subpar ( ANOTHER EUNICH JOKE!). The acting and the production values are still there it just all seems less interesting somehow.

Oh the Greyjoy siblings would certainly have a field day with Ramsey. Honestly he’s been getting away with too much for like, 3 seasons already?

The greyjoy fleet has no interest in the northern lands though. They plan on sailing towards Dany

horn? You spoiling? :rofl:

hazzrah! those khaleesi tiddays were in fact legit.

Anyways, I predict Snow and co will defeat the Boltons. Ramshit gets captured and sent to the iron islands to reek as a gift for helping to save sansa (despite being a bitch and killing that one old guy who was a stark loyalist and two random farm kids).

Then Ramshit will get w-reek-ed (ahem) and theon will take his time and enjoy fuckin that nigga up.

I thought that scene with the high sparrow and marjory will be about the old dude “forgiving/blessing” her my doing her in the asssss to “cleanse” her. Thought we might see some over due Tyrell Titties too. Maybe the “confess” lady was gonna join in with a strap on… but er…ahem I digress. Would have been comedy gold.

Maybe Loras was raped by Ms Confess! which is why he wanted Marj to “just make it stop”

I wanna see Victarion beat Ramsey to death with his hands.

But since I’m not even sure Victarion exists in the show and Euron is likely going to sail to Essos that probably wont happen.

The most fitting “likely” thing to happen to Ramsey is having whatever unit he leads against Snow’s men getting captured by the Thenn contingency (if they are a part of the wildling troupe that heads to winterfell) and gets eaten, slowly.


What does Littlefinger think Sansa is going to say when/if they end up meeting?


I’m upset at how dirty they did Osha. Rickon is really fucked now.


Brienne was good like in last night’s episode too. RIP Stannis.

Show creators have gone on record and said there’s only 13 hours of story left to tell and they want the last two seasons shortened to 7 and 6 episodes. HBO hasn’t signed off with the idea but as it currently stands they are already cutting it close finishing 10 episodes every year. Regardless, whether we get 13 or 20 hours of Thrones the story needs move on to Dany’s invasion from the East and the White Walkers’ invasion from the North.

What this means is Ramsay’s character and subplot is irrelevant to the end game. As much as we’d like to see him get tortured, he’ll probably get a quick death to wrap things up. I’m guessing he’ll die fighting Jon in the upcoming Northern battle. Starks take back Winterfell but the Night’s Watch is destroyed by White Walkers.

Boltons have 5000 men, Wildlings 2000, add in the Vale army and whatever numbers the rest of the Northern Houses have. A lot of them are going to die fighting and I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re resurrected as zombies before Jon can burn all the dead.

I just came in here to say that Ramsay’s pen game is top 5.

One stupid thing that annoyed me this episode- the number of times Ramsey wrote “Come and see!” in his letter.

There may only be 13 hours of story left, but I’m pretty much okay with them filling the remaining 7 hours with gratuitous sex and violence.

It was meant to be poetic. Have you no sense of prose?

Well, maybe if Jon and Sansa’s reading of it wasn’t so flat the artistry wouldn’t have been lost on me. It’s like none of those Stark kids inherited their mother’s flair for the dramatic.

You know what he meant, Buttgart.

Fair point, in his case I meant wicked step mother’s flair.

Fair point, in his case I mean wicked adopted mother/aunt by marriage/possibly also cousin because who the fuck knows with the Targaryens.

Going through my game of thrones histories book, the boltons were pretty much the black sheeps of the north. They were the last to bend the knee to the Starks, and pretty much have always been the most hated of the north.

What if Ramsey didn’t write the letter, instead one of the great northern houses did, with hopes of provoking him.

Also don’t forget Ramsey killed a Frey girl, there is no love loss between the Freys and the Starks but killing a Frey princess can’t going over well.

Also with the theories that house Aryn would betray Sansa seems off. Iirc the guy that almost flew was very loyal to jon Aryn and faught alongside Ned during Roberts rebellion. His pride being hurt wouldn’t be enough to go against his honor.

Who Benjen? They didn’t say either way.

Edmure Tully was alive and hostage to the Freys at last report.

The Blackfish (great uncle?) escaped the Red Wedding and was making his way back to Riverrun last he was mentioned.