Professor Farnsworth: Ooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. “I’m-my-own-grandpa”! Let’s get the hell out of here already! Screw history!
R.I.P. John Doe.:sad: Seriously these guys get paid millions to make these rediculously idiotic decisions?:arazz:
Kif reading Brannigans notebook to Amy:
“Amy, if i said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?”
“I find the most erotic part of a women is the boobies”
That’s from the Amazon planet ep, right? I think that’s one of my favorite ones… where it shows the skeleton with the crushed pelvic bone with a smile and a cigarette in its mouth, and the changing facial expressions (from joy to horror to joy…) of the male members of the team when the verdict is passed: “Death by snoo-snoo!”
“Yes…I had snoo snoo”
Zap: Oh god, you’re killing me.
women beats on him
Zap: Oh GOD! You’re KILLING ME!
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Death by snoo snoo!
Kip: AHHHH!
Zap: What are you, gay?
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“Apparently ive been making fine jewelry for years”
Amazonian #1:Here’s where women basketball team play.
Amazonian #2:They no can dunk, but good fundamentals. That more fun to watch.
Men: (Uproar of laughter)
:lol:
Amazonian: They laugh at women’s basketball
Femputer: What! Did you explain how their good fundamentals make up for their inabilty to dunk
“c’mon girdle…hold…riiip…ahhhh…”
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Bubblegum: Damn! That sucker’s shakin’ around like some fine, imported booty.
Bubblegum: Bender, you can talk trash, you can handle a ball, but ask yourself, are you funky enough to be a Globetrotter?
Bender: Yes.
Bubblegum: Are you?
Bender: Well, with time, my funk level could-
Bubblegum: ARE YOU?
Bender: No…
Bubblegum: Deal with it.
Edit: Time Keeps on Slipping is one of my favorite episodes.
the absolute funniest moment in Futurama
Bender trips over the censor bar generator
all the blurnsball players cover themselves with a towel
white guy: I win.
if you’ve never seen it here it is.
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You really are stupid.
is handed nose/mouth plugs that enable underwater breathing
Professor: I find this entire process disgusting and humiliating! Now if they only made it into the form of a suppository. . .
Zoidberg: This one’s like a summer guy
Zoidberg: And I’m his friend Jesus
Those two lines alone make Zoidberg a Top 3 character on the show, behind only Bender and Zapp of course
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Zapp: You win again Gravity! crashes ship into planet
Why thank you n00b. :lovin:
“I will eat and digest you with my system of mighty organs! BEHOLLLD!”
After fry heals from getting impaled with the help of the parasites:
Bender: “He’s a witch!!”
Bender always yelling “abandon ship!!” when the slightest thing goes wrong cracks me up.
Leela: “Be careful, Fry… he’s bulging with what could be muscles!”
From the Titanic episode:
Bender: "Are you alright, my love?"
Bender’s gf: “Yes, fortunately this family broke my fall.”
Mayor: "It’s Santa! Get 'im, Jesus!"
Zoidberg as Jesus: “I help those who help themselves!” runs away
Professor, as he sits down in the front row of a movie theater:
“DOWN IN FRONT!”
you have have zoidberg… YOU ALL HAVE ZOIDBERG!!!
i dont care what any family guy fanboy says, family guy doesn’t have shit on futurama.
lol that naruto/futurama dub thing on that same page was funny.
Bender: One question: have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?