I was at a Crystal Method show the first time I got really drunk. Downed 3 Long islands in 40 minutes…don’t remember much after that. This was when I was feeling out my tolerance level. Woke up in my car outside the venue the next day with no tickets on my car surprisingly.
Lesson: Alcohol works slowly.
Played Kings Cup with SHOTS instead of BEER…I drank 12 shots in about less than an hour…
It was not pretty the next day.
When I was 14 at some party I took a few shots of hulk which was also my first time drinking lol.
I was 14 at some big end of the year jam. I was all ready smoking pot here and there, but i never really had the resources to get my hands on booze. Any ways, some girls at the party had a Texas mickey of Bacardi and yea…i got smashed.
I don’t remember much about the night but i know I: Fell down the basement stairs, got a hand job, and got into a foot race with no pants on with my buddy (I’m assuming the race took place soon after the handjob).
I called my parents around 1 am, and I remember them saying they would pick me up from the party. I was fucking shook they would beat my ass, but I some how managed to maintain my composure and the next morning every thing was cool some how.
Edit: I just remembered some big black girl tried to hook up with me. When I refused she called me a “stupid white boy” and walked off. I don’t know why, but I’m proud that happened.
I think I posted my first time drunk story in the crazy stories thread.
Had some vodka and beer.
Long story short, I ended up making out with a dude that night, preventing a friend from suicide, then getting sent to “rehab” the next morning. As shitty as it sounds, it was actually a pretty fun night. I <3 asian women.
:woot:
You got drunk for the first time at 20? Damn you miss out on high school didn’t you? I think mine was like 13 ish I don’t know sometime around there.
So you love asian women so much… that you made out with a man?? Sounds about right :looney:
HEY.
I blame the Vodka.
Yup. The Vodka.
:wonder:
i was 16 when i got drunk the first time. Funny thing is my friends were all cautious of the things i was doing. Walking a 15-step stairs, i felt like i was floating, here’s the catch, there was no banister to hold on to, so the left side of the stairs were wide open, so my friends were all over the place trying to “spot” me if i ever fell over the side of the stairs. LOL
I couldn’t find the drunk thread so I posted here instead, 4th beer now. Feeling pretty good. About to eat some pork and bean with toast and eggs. Feeling good.
I was about 15, and drank about half a 5th of vodka (cheap untagged shit) at a high school dance. Had the DJ throw on some Zombie and started a 5 man mosh pit that lasted about 40 seconds before we were hauled out. And so the saga began.
im trying to debate between drinking with a girl who i KNOW has a bf, or staying here, and continuing drinking and playing NHL 11.
as for my first time drinking, I got arrested for public intoxication at a PUBLIC OUTDOOR FESTIVAL WHERE EVERYBODY WAS DRUNK and I was only 16. Last thing I remember was a mosh pit, then I woke up in a jail cell at a drunk tank. Also, they turned off my water cuz apparantly I kept splashing cops with it, and they brought in an interpretor to speak french to me cuz I apparantly only spoke french (btw I don’t speak french, aside from high school level french).
Good times. Didn’t really drink again until I got closer to legal age.
Is the bf gonna be present?
found out my best friend at the time was a fucking snake
but since then it’s been mostly sex or fighting, never both
Bullshit, I demand you tell the whole story.
16
in order of happening:
got drunk, ran out of liquor everyone else went out to get some except me and this 14 year old girl
got blown by that 14 year old girl on the couch, before i finish a bunch of people come in (like 30 we had 5 to start) and pour liquor on my penis, we finish in the bathroom
she blew my friend immediately after
some people slap boxing turned into a real fight, punched a 50 gal fishtank which exploded and spilled all over the floor
she blew my other friend
donuts in the yard in my friends firebird so much the yard was completely destroyed and we took out the fence
obligatory fight, some guy tries to punch me i duck and rock bottom him
that girl has sex with some guy upstairs probably against her will
some kid pulls a knife on another kid and chases him for about 4 blocks
i call some girl by her boyfriends other chicks name and she pushes me down a flight of stairs [everyone knew he was cheating on her even her]
another fight except i get the peoples elbow somehow
walk in on that girl getting banged by my first friend who got blown by her and pass out on the bed next to them
wake up with a dog sleeping on my face and a different chick naked in the same bed as me for some reason. still dunno if i banged her to this day
life was pretty much all downhill after that night
I think I was 20 or so, living in Canada that makes make me a late bloomer. Legal age is 18 in Canada. I hear a lot of you yanks come here to drink at 18l
the age is basically 18 in new orleans, lol. i never have trouble walking into bars and buying hard liquor straight from the bar.
besides bourbon street.
sometimes. it’s really ‘don’t ask don’t tell.’
Details? It was a pretty simple affair. This kid a grade below me shows up to the dance with drank, we go outside with another dude. They start sipping, which I thought was bullshit because not knowing any better I didn’t know what the shit’d do to you (I’d had beer before but not much). So when they leave the bottle half full I’m so tipsy that I actually get upset, proclaim I’d finish it off, called them a couple of pussies and chugged. It was awful, but I finished after much labored swigging. In retrospect the shit was really weak but just the right amount of strength for some idiot kid who had no idea of the forces he was screwing with.
So onto the dance, we jump back in and the DJ’s another kid from the school who just so happened was trying to get into metal (he actually plays or played in some nu-metal band that I found a few years ago, dunno if they’re still doin it) and I try to get him to put something on. He said he would, but something like Metallica’s fuel, so I told him to go fuck himself and handed him La Sexorcisto, and he actually put it on cause he dug Thunder Kiss 65.
Shit was hilarious cause everyone just stops and are like “What are we supposed to do with this?” Some kids start banging their fists all sloppy like, and then two guys started play moshing, until I stumbled in there and started shoving people and it got rowdy. Like I said though it only lasted 40 seconds or so, they turned down the music and the chaperons were on us like SWAT. At this point I’m fucking hammered, like the shit just snuck up on me all of a sudden. They knew it too because I remember trying to say shit, but my lips were so fucking numb it was all coming out like “BLEUARGHARH”. I don’t think anyone was about to do anything about it, my school was located in downtown SF and kicking me out of the building meant puttin a drunk ass 15 year old on the streets at about 10 p.m. it’s a bad look I guess.
And I caught absolutely 0 heat for it all, not from the school and not at home either, my Mom picked me up and I just passed out in the seat, head out the window all the way home, woke up with a crazy headache and wasted a Saturday yacking in the toilet.
it’s 1020, i have no clue, but she has a friend too 
I shaved just one ball, just to keep whichever girl I select in a constant state of awe