The FINAL FANTASY XIV™ Thread: SRKGD's Goin' Balls Deep #Kreygasm

Nah I’m lvl 23 and I don’t even know what ak is.

Do chocobos always heal or tank/pull aggro for you?

Nvm, I was beating myself up about it and then I realized after I woke up, I went in there with all broken equipment.

haha I was so happy when I saw my main man BUBBLY BERNIE was back as a fate

Lol Bernie’s back?! Awesome. What about Spiny Spipi? The cloak he dropped was legit.

Oh, and for anyone that cares about the account suspension drama, the latest is…:

No, I did not remove anything from the “excerpt”. That’s literally how they sent me the email. :rofl:

Level 32, less than 50K gil (and that’s only because I’ve only bought about 5 items for quests - Orange Juice for the dye quest, lentils and whatever for that other quest, etc), so I I like to imagine it’s only a formality that they sent that mail and that I’ll get my account back, but I hadn’t heard back from them so I opened another ticket.

We shall see. It’s a shame if they figure their shit out and realize that anything done that goes against the rules is most likely on an IP from another part of the world (though that’s spoofable), but still. I don’t want to quit playing, but there’s no way in hell I’m starting over, even if I own two other copies already (Legacy CE, ARR CE, ARR CE PS3).

Too soon…Too soon…

@Rampage: Damn that sucks man. Looks like S-E is still very stringent just like in FFXI. I know a few ls buddies of mine got perma-banned the same way back in FFXI simply because they were logging in from 2 location. Now i’m wondering if I’ll get my ass banned once I moved to my new apartment… :angry:

That really sucks rampage, hope they give you actual customer service.

Found the buttmunch that jacked my name: http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/2623895/

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

edit: Also found our FC http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/freecompany/9232379236109517861/

@swbeta i used to have people/haters/fans make novices on shards i didn’t play on (back in ro) with my names to prevent me from being able to use my typical char names. shit, back in ultima online days i even saw someone copy my spell macros word for word, on each spell. so whatever i’d have macro’ed to say while casting the combo of death, this fucko would be trying to rock the same phrases.

shit, this specific dbag from ro days hated me so badly that he made an entry on urban dictionary with my character’s name. lol

Damn, @nameingway, that’s some hardcore shit, yo :rofl:

least no one stole your image,I mean Celestus and Millenia look like twins
but then again all catgirls look the same.

also, I’m surprised yall haven’t been utilizing the lode before.

@swbeta yeah, at first i was kind of angry; however, 10 seconds later i couldn’t stop laughing. this guy got scraped by me so many times he immortalized my career in a video game.

Female Miqo’te master race. Enjoy convulsing from seizures on the floor.

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3LGf9SSWrU

Fuck Toddler, thanks for that shit. Now I have to install fucking windows 8 Pro, because upgrading win 7 to pro will cost me $200

Finally beat Titan… next up… garuda then lvl 50 lol

Sorry for your loss.

Enjoy your new tablet.

Man you got me labeled as MT King on the Load Stone FC page? You Motherfucker :rofl:

^ LOL

remind me to mine iron ore for you tomorrow, if you see me on lol

Lol yeah that shit carries over word for word