The D.M.V. (DC_Maryland_ Virgina) Thread

no one fucked up, I just said that the redheaded mommy bitch took them both away from us, wtf I only have two hands so I couldn’t satisfty them both.

bigazn: you got married…SOFT

i would’ve came through with the counter cock block on that milfy red headed bitch.

Sounds like penguins red head came and rough housed yall out thurr.

i dont even know wtf you just said, but in my defense i was talking to those girls for like 15 seconds max.

It was you???

Im not married yet… JERK

1 second too short… if you spoke to them for 16 secs you would’ve gotten laid. Duh

Wow, Honest Abe up in hurr. Too bad you can’t multi-task with two hands… :lol:

I tried to put hands on them after I went over there. You guys taught me so well.

yes, yes you can.

Next time just think to yourself… WWSD (What Would Slogan Do)

uhh you shouldve put your D in them instead.

So who else is crying about ODU losing? My bracket’s all messed up. :sad:

Me and Laneyboy were good to go for the night, but We forgot to snap in pheonix!!! She got the 5 bars and cockblocked the shit out of us :rofl::rofl::rofl: I dunno if I’m gonna go out tonight laneyboy I’m making too many mistakes out here sir with the misses… If I see girls I CANT CONTROL IT I SHOULD JUST STAY HOME

damn straight

u right.

Also: Fredericksburg.com - Mall brawl video ends up on YouTube

We goin’ hard.

Edit: We throwin’ chairs.

im so dissapointed in you rugi, softest shit ever

like charmin ultra soft levels here…you callin her the misses and shit already.

lol yo ULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

stay soft MD!

you gonna get a wifey like bigazn