But…all I drink is water…
When I started to hang out with my friend in the valley, all we seem to go to are buffets/all you can eat places. I think both the hardest type of food for me is Mongolian BBQ. I can maybe have 2 and a half plates before I’m completely done. Maybe it’s the noodles.
Korean BBQ is a different story. My friend and I were beasting so hard at this one place in LA, that we left of our own accord before we got full because it was getting too dark to drive home. We could have easily went 3 or more rounds.
Then there are places like Souplantation which I prefer to go to in the mornings for their breakfast. The muffins and the biscuits are amazing, and it probably has the best chicken noodle soup I’ve ever had.
This new place opened up down the street from me, and they advertised a breakfast buffet. So I went there this morning, and got damn, did I get owned. I only had 2 plates of food (mind you I piled that shit high). I went with a bunch of eggs benedict, a fuckton of scrambled eggs, a half dozen breakfast sausages, french toast with apples and syrup on top, and enough bacon to craft a new pig, as well as a bunch of other random shit…washed it all down with legit fresh squeezed OJ.
I can’t believe how filling that shit is compared to dinner foods o.0
I only drink alcohol when I do dinner or lunch buffets, and I rarely drink while I actually eat, I save that shit for the end.
I know this is in Florida but I wonder how many GCs do this.
i was about to post about that:
where’s that bugs bunny gif at?
While this is gross and totally possible, he does have credit card fraud on his rap sheet…
http://mugshots.com/US-Counties/Florida/Volusia-County-FL/Brandon-L-Huber.1971815/details/
So this could very well be a setup…
That shit’s nasty… Fuck man…
I hit up a new all u can eat last night with some buddies. I should have taken pics of my plates of food, but my phone was dying and i needed that shit for the movie theatre.
I had 3 full plates of food, and I mean absolutely stacked, in addition to dessert and my customary warmup cold plate (deviled eggs, shrimp, and salad, to start off). This place had like 3 grill areas, so I must have eaten like 50 different kinds of meat (crab AND lobster, too). By the end, I truly think I overdid it. I had like 5 layers on each each of my plates of food.
Spent the rest of the night in a food coma. Had to kick my friends out at like 11pm, cuz I was passing the fuck out from food absorption. I don’t think I can ever do that again, fuck me. I seriously came home, laid down, and didn’t move again until I kicked people out, so I could pass out without being fucked with.
Been up a few hours today, still not even close to hungry. I haven’t had a shit yet either, which worries me. I must have eaten like 4 lbs of food yesterday.
I know this is old, but on Sundays I read old thread posts…so, wtf? I don’t get it. What were you driving that didn’t have headlights, a Radio Flyer wagon?? I’m shit at buffets, since I stick to chicken, beef, and steamed vegetables, and I don’t like to eat until my stomach hurts.
Just got back from a buffet, and I feel ashamed of myself. I usually am able to handle 3 plates of stacked up food, plus a side plate of shrimp and such to nibble on, and then dessert. Today, only 2 plates and dessert 
they had really fucking big grapes
He was afraid of itis and darkness combining into a death due to crab rangoon
How’s the gym going, Sov?
For ayce sushi i usually get green tea to help expand the gut
Then for kbbq the cooking makes me want to eat more
I go in, grab a plate, go drop it in a trash can, and leave.
I’m a grown up now. I can afford a real restaurant.
Today may or may not have been a setback lol. But I didn’t eat much yesterday in preparation, nor today. And drugs will cure any future hunger.
My shit town doesn’t have many good ones. And one of my friends had never been to this buffet before. And I didn’t pay.
I still can’t eat that food anymore. My body instantly shits it out.
Eh the kbbq is trash in ny
The ayce sushi and kbbq in soCal murder everywhere
Hell the chinese buffet upgraded close to me to 3 star level
LOL I have taken so many mid tier shits last few hours. Few shots of whiskey and 6 tall boys of beer, and many lines of yayo, and I literally feel normal as fuck. Bored even.
I still feel bloated like I need to give birth with my asshole.
Edit: never been to kbbq but there is a sweet one downtown I wanna try.