The Ameяican Government Thread

Obama won’t be criticized. It’s not the “right” thing to do so it won’t happen.

Professional journalism in America died when it became a moral crusade and reporters wanted to “change the world for the better” instead of just telling us the fucking news.

There’s a few trolls in this thread I want to put on notice. Just a reminder that anyone that speaks ill of the God Emperor will be on receiving end of Kek’s wrath.

Proof:

https://i.sli.mg/nTlJXp.jpg

Praise KEK! That’s remarkable at first I was like TLTR but we all know I don’t have anything better to do and I am glad I don’t.

I’m not saying we don’t have to work with other countries, but to actively care what their opinions are on our leaders? If China pulls the plug on us, it’ll be a murder suicide. They’ll be tanking their own economy because the US buying a lot of the stuff they make there is what sustains them. So they won’t.

Again, I’m not saying that we don’t have to work with the rest of the world, but when some foreign world leader who’s probably just as corrupt as the ones we have here says he doesn’t like Trump or whoever? Who cares? It’s his opinion and if he’s going to cry about the fact that he’s going to have to work with someone he doesn’t like, then he should step down.

This debate ought to be hilarious. More than 100 million viewers. Probably be more entertainment more than anything. Mark Cuban in the first row.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDhRBkGesLQ

@Starhammer, you’re needed back on set!

He said hes not going to but Trump threatened to invite all of Bills sexual assault victims, I hope he does and they all bring strobe lights.

https://out.reddit.com/t3_54llvn?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.sli.mg%2Fjn7NAx.jpg&token=AQAAmb3pVyO61_4f2Ol-Ln_RRwpwcGhrBDxxUy3cIOCb6eQoLiUu

another example of crooked politifact

That is THE greatest gif i have ever seen.
the levels of Woo’ing are well over 9000

oops, …i almost forgot about tonight’s debate. and this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6eQ78HCGEA

Needs more cocaine and blading imo.

Alex Jones, live debate stream. Even if you’re not a Jones town resident it’s probably going to be the most entertaining of the bunch.

Going to be really disappointed if they don’t bring on David Icke to claim someones a lizard alien.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjYrJueWwU8

shut the fuck up alex jones

That hairs hanging over the ear really far tonight.

http://i.imgur.com/23nqSl2.jpg?1

I can’t believe this is actually happening.

Wtf are we doing in this country?

I don’t know man. I am a Hillary supporter I suppose but man the US has struck a new low.

Logged in to see the spin machine of this thread at work.

its almost as good as Kerry vs Bush.
almost.
its starting to get good though.
lets keep watching see what happens.

http://nerdnation.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/mj_popcorn.gif

Secretary of Banter.

No real decision making power, just put him in charge of the official government Twitter account.

Beautiful clusterfuck :lol:

This election sucks dick. I can’t wait until it’s over with. @k4polo