The 2020-21 NBA Thread: Raptors in 7

I had Gobert and Nurkic on the cheap to but oh well.

Now NO ONE has anyone on the cheap, because lets just start off clean anyway. Now being at the draft is even more important, so if you are going to be an asshole and not show up, please let me know that you set your auto thing, it works, Rumpies did it last year. The draft is essentially the funniest (and shittiest part, for me at least) of the whole experience, so if you can’ tbe there SET YOUR DAMN ROBOT SO IT DOESN’T PAY 500 DOLLARS FOR LEBRON JAMES.

So how does fantasy basketball work? I’ve been wanting to try.

How many times will VS have to reset the draft because someone paid 100 for Wade.

Getting you all together every year is what made me lose my damn hair.

“PAUSE THE DRAFT VS, I PAID 100 FOR LONZO BALL, I WAS KIDDING”

the simple explanation is you draft a teamful of players that you think will do well IRL and you go head to head against a different opponent and his roster of players per week. you battle with your accumulative totals in each statistical category (points, rebounds, steals, 3pts, fg% etc etc) i.e if me and you are opponents in wk 1 then sun day to sunday we accumulate all the stats for each of our players that dress out in games for that whole week…whoever does the best in the most statistical categories wins for that week. you can also trade players with other owners and/or drop players to the waiver wire (like a free agent list of sorts) in favor of a different player as the season progresses and players do better/worse/get injured/by team need etc

particular rules and small details on differnt rules vary from lg to lg but the main idea of it stays the same

Send me your email, I can put you on the potential owner list if people don’t say they are playing and I have to kick them out.

Bulls should be trash hopefully so we can finally rebuild around Lavine and Makkaden. Be a better philly without all fragile weak star draft selections.

Always too late in these threads for drafts. Every year it fills up so quick.

Damn preseason is JUST starting? Feels like this season is takibg forever to start.

I want in

Send me your email, because some people may not reply and I’ll have to kick them out. So far right now its DRE’s nephew, you and maybe strike prime.

https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/916462472541941760

I mean if there are enough people interested you could make another division.

New NBA man, teams only want bigs if they can move, pass and shoot. If they’re just big with no skills they’ll bring in someone smaller.

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/916690635280719872

This kid is cursed.

speaking of curses

https://twitter.com/LILBTHEBASEDGOD/status/916368562297679872

Lil B always doing work on these NBA cats lmfao

Post in the damn fun league thread, bozo. Also, Bron, just shave your head and grow a beard. You’ll look 300 times better and be on the Kratos intimidation level.

Warriors in 4, tho. Curry the real MVP. Nash with his offensive sliders jacked to the gills.

I’m not posting in the thread, fruitcake. You know I’m in already.

I guess Frank is finally taking over.