re: teams
It’s probably best for you guys to coordinate which skills each of your characters will have so you’re sure you’ll be able to tackle the most amount of missions.
Using four slots for:
Drive
Engineer
Stealth
Also if anyone needs someone with technical skills, the PS2 currently has no team
Declaring team
Rock Howard (Lady Lionheart)/Demyx (Luminitrium)/Yugo Ohgami (Midnight Shadow)
Rock Howard
Martial Arts- 2 slots
Negotiate- 1 slot
Critical- 1 slot
Rock Howard leads his team to Defeat Crow’s Foot soldiers
Rock Howard casts Martial Arts - 2 AP [M-ISM]
Rock Howard casts Critical - 1 AP [M-ISM]
I’m going to strike that last post from the record.
Use only the skills that are available in the system thread, which is stickied on this board.
[COLOR=“Plum”]Sion Eltnam Atlasia
Martial Arts- 2
Brawl- 1
Negociate- 1
Dinobot-
Engineer- 1
Critical- 1
Sion and Dinobot goes on mission: Defeat Crow’s Soldiers
Sion casts- Martial Arts - 2
Sion casts- Brawl - 1
Dinobot casts Critical - 1 [/COLOR]
Character: Saber
Assist: Emiya Shirou
/createteam
I, Saber, create “Team Harem” with myself as team captain.
- Saber
- Emiya Shirou
- Playstation 2
/assignskills Saber
- Fighting: Brawl (1)
- Charisma: Seduce (3)
/assignskills Emiya Shirou
- Charisma: Negotiate (1)
- Mental: Research (1)
/mission Capitalistic Mentality
- Saber casts Charisma: Seduce [M-ISM] for 1AP
- Emiya Shirou casts Charisma: Negotiate [M-ISM] for 1AP
/mission Defeat Crow Soldiers
- Saber casts Fighting: Brawl [M-ISM] for 1AP
/mission Follow the Money
- Emiya Shirou casts Mental: Research [M-ISM] for 1AP
/mission The Vehicular Graveyard
/mission Den of Inequity
- Saber casts Charisma: Seduce [M-ISM] for 1AP
- Emiya Shirou casts Charisma: Negotiate [M-ISM] for 1AP
/tally
- Saber: 9/12AP
- Emiya Shirou: 3/6AP
Yeah, I’m with Saber and Emiya. Because, fuck, if we’re not a team we’ll get killed. And people die when they are killed.
Follow the Money
Playstation 2 casts Technical: Stealth [M-ISM] for 2AP
The Vehicular Graveyard
Playstation 2 casts Technical: Engineer [M-ISM] for 2AP
Playstation 2 casts Technical: Drive [M-ISM] for 2AP
The scent flows freely into the Playstation 2’s nostrils, scent filling it’s nose, it’s entire head. It was a mix of many smells, a strong one of the Asian food cooking just a floor beneath it, but as it wandered it’s way through the tower. Between the rancid smell of half-eaten food and piss and the creaking sign that read “Block D” hanging from the ceiling by one corner, the other broken, the console could tell this wouldn’t be the most glamorous of places. A window was open down the grimy hall as it walked, it’s boots squeaking as the moved across the sticky floor, it preferred not to think about exactly why it was sticky.
A breeze coming through the window, a strong one blowing it’s black coat behind it’s back, full of the aromas of salt-water and ass. As it placed it’s controllers in the pockets of the leather jacket, the PS2 could recognize exactly where it was - Chungking Heights.
It had never actually been here before, but as the light on the corner of it’s face went from red to green, it remembered all about it. Walking up to a door, brown streaks running down it’s length, it placed it’s controller onto it, running it’s fingers down the rotting wood as it recalled it’s time near here. An Asian temple down the street, not quite as out of place as one would think in the Bastard Universe. It was there that the Playstation 2 learned the ancient martial arts skills of the Old World, of the land of gods. However incomplete it’s training was, the black console at least could throw a decent punch, which it figured it may need in this Revolution.
The PS2 only spent two years there at the Golden Dragon Temple, however, most of it’s trianing was done in the snowy mountains of the Old Country with Henri Ducard, learning the ways of the League of Assassins. It was a very dangerous entertainment system when it wanted to be, and right now, it wanted to be.
A smile found it’s way onto the PS2’s lips as it lowered it’s controller from the door, taking a step back and ramming it open with it’s boot. “THE FUCK!?” shouted the unsuspecting tenant, a black-skinned man wearing nothing but dreadlocks as he laid in a bed strewn with heroin needles and half-finished joints, a rather shapely woman lying to his side and another under the cum-stained sheets, her head buried in his lap. “Who the hell are you?! A fuckin’ Playst-”
He was cut off as the console leapt onto the bed, grabbing the man’s balls tightly with it’s right controller at the worst possible time for it’s victim. Using it’s left, it pulled the clear lightgun out of the coat’s pocket. Holding the firearm, plugged into the p3 port of it’s multitap, it rammed the barrel in the man’s mouth. “Crow,” it said in a menacing voice, the intimidating look in it’s eyes piercing through the addict’s soul, “Where is here?”
The man gave a muffled response, unable to talk through the barrel of the loaded lightgun, his bloodshot eyes widening. “He can’t answer you if you don’t take that fuckin’ gun out his mouth, asshole!” shouted the woman lying to the PS2’s left.
It turned it’s head, looking at her, and pressed the gun further down the man’s throat until the console heard his gag-reflex begin to kick in. “Fine then, why don’t you talk for him? Crow.”
She scooted back a bit, getting as far away from the seemingly deranged system as she could without falling off of the bed. “He’s in Block A. Got guards and shit,” she explained. “Ninjas and rappers and whatever the fuck else he can find to beat the hell out of you. You ain’t gonna make it to him. Now just… Let us go, okay?” She shook her head quickly, breathed heavily. “We ain’t doing nothing too wrong!”
“Guards?” the PS2 responded with a laugh. “They don’t even matter, I don’t want to attack Crow, I just want to make a proposition for a revolution.”
She was shaking. “Then… Then why the fuck did you attack us, asshole!?”
It smiled. “Because it’s fun.”
It put up it’s gun as it got up off the bed, and adjusting it’s hat, he let go of the man’s junk, letting him shoot his load in the second woman’s face as it walked out. “Sorry about the door,” it said as it stepped over the fallen entranceway. “Well, no I’m not. Fuck you.”
The Playstation 2 is currently wandering around Block D, though it wants to get to Block A and ultimately to Crow.
It is open for interaction.
Naruto Uzumaki
Age: 15
Height: 5’4
Body Type: Skinny.
Occupation: Ninja!
Source: Naruto
Appearance: He has yellow short, spiky hair that reaches down a litttle of the back of his neck and he wears an orange and black suit. This has long sleeves and a turtle neck and he wears a leaf head band. Naruto wears strange, brown sandles that seem to be strapped around. He has the casual blue eyes and strange line marks that would remind people of a kind of feline feature or an animal feature of some kind.
Biography: Two years have passed since past events which have propelled him forward on his way to becoming Hokage. Of course one of the obstacles he had to overcome was the fact when the whole village hated him because of the Kyuubi which dwells within him. Even so, he has managed to stay the same rank well…because he did not really have the chance to become a Genin. But of course this does not stop him from striving to become Hokage!
Personality: Naruto, as he is older, matured in not just his appearance but his personality as well. Although he still retains some of the silly traits he has, Naruto has a deeper understanding in life and is not as naive as he was before.
Abilities: Naruto can use techniques called Ninjutsu, Genjutsu, and Taijutsu. Although, he is mostly an expert at Ninjutsu, uses some Taijutsu, and barely uses Genjutsu at all. Besides those basic skills, he has the power to harness the power of the Kyuubi in a pinch who would seem to lean it to him with relative ease.
Playstation 2
Gender: genderless
Age: 7
Height: about 7-8 inches I guess
Weight: 1lb-ish
Body Type: rectangular
Occupation: unemployed
The Playstation 2, having watched the downfall of it’s eternal rival, the X-Box, at the hands of the X-Box’s own son, the X-Box 360, finds it’s life meaningless. With it’s nemesis lying on it’s deathbed, and it’s employers replacing it with the Playstation 3, the PS2 can only go along with the motions in life, taking it’s thrills where it can.
It’s thrills mostly derived from from violence as it’s life was always a battle with the X-Box. Having trained under Henri Ducard, as well as other assorted masters of martials arts, however brief the sessions were, it’s able to kick a decent amout of ass, though generally not with style or grace.
The PS2 walks the earth, a gruff man of almost 7, just past it’s prime, deciding that now that it’s becoming quickly forgotten, it can do more good from the shadows. It operates in a similar MO to heroes like Batman, Midnighter, or The Question, not afraid to beat the fuck out of someone for information. Slightly crazy and rather violent, it’ll do anything it needs to reach it’s ends.
And at least now, it’s ends are the interests of The Revolution.
Declaring team!
Ikuzo! =)
Naruto Uzumaki (NarutoUzumaki)/Sion Eltnam Atlasia (Mizuki)/Dinobot (Mizuki)
Martial Arts- 2
Stealth - 2
Defeat Crow’s Foot Soldiers
Martial Arts - 2
Follow the Money
Stealth - 2
…I hope I did this right.
Demyx
Super Art - 2 Slots
Critical - 1 Slot
Security - 1 Slot
**Defeat Crow’s Foot soldiers
** Casting Critical {M-ISM} for 3 AP.
^_^;
Naruto arched an eyebrow upon seeing a wandering Playstation 2 hoping around. Ok, maybe he had seen many different kinds of strange occurances and whatnot but this sure takes the cake that and it seemed to actually have a will of its own. “Yeesh, this place has all kinds of ‘people’ doesn’t it?” Normally the blond would have assumed it be the trick of his eyes or some sort of trick but when it noticed him and hopped over to him, Naruto squinted his eyes.
The blond blinked twice. Then he wiped his eyes to see if it were an illusion when the console had spoke.
“Hey, you, you know where Crow’s headquarters are, right?”
Naruto stared, giving the Playstation 2 a look of complete disbelief that it had spoken , which the console itself if it had had eyes would have rolled them at seeing the look on the ninja’s face. “Sheesh, what’s so strange about a Playstation 2?” The console sighed before Naruto snapped out of his trance, believing that he was hallicinating for one second there.
“Well, yeah…but I seriously don’t thi…”
“…Hey! Don’t go underestimating me man!”
“Whatever, dattebayo.”
Naruto said giving the Playstation 2 a -__-; look and then motioning for it to follow to where others would be probably going soon…to stop Crow’s plans and whatnot. For some reason though, the ninja felt that even a Playstation 2 would be able to help.
–
Naruto is assisting in bringing the Playstation 2 to Block A. Well I hope I did this right =)
"Pookie"
Real Name: Nick
Gender: Male
Age: 17
Height: 5’9"
Body Type: Slightly Chunky
Occupation: Uh…High School Student (lol?)
Source: Time spent in my own neighborhood
Nick (or “Pookie” as he will likely be interchangably referred) has always been a man on a mission: indiscriminately use his friends for as many bootleg Playstation1 games as he can possibly get his grubby hands on.
Despite that, don’t confuse him for an intentionally insidious being, as he’s actually quite pleasant and nice. Indeed, you’ll never see the guy in anything other than a state of complete and total mirth. Almost anything will send him into a state of diaphragm-destroying laughter.
He’s probably completely oblivious to the fact that his current habits are more than just a little rude. See, he’s not too bright. Indeed, his foremost fighting ability is accidentally slamming on the head with a door while trying to close it.
Fault him for his intelligence if you must but never speak ill of the man’s dedication. His intifadas on the doorsteps of his unwilling “friends” are enduring and fierce, regardless of how many times they yell “My CD burner’s broken” out the window.
One day, he went to the home of a white-skinned fool who decided to burn him a copy of Valkyrie Profile’s first disc. This turned out to be a big mistake, as Nick developed a berserker fury to complete the second half - a fury that has led to his joining the Revolution in hopes of running afoul of it, bootleg or no.
He looks like a somewhat skinnier version of Kenan, for visual reference.
Name : David Khari Webber Chappelle aka Dave Chapelle
Age : 33
History
Chappelle was born in Washington, D.C. His father, William David Chappelle III, was a professor at Antioch College in Yellow Springs, Ohio. His mother, Yvonne K. Reed, was a professor at Howard University and the University of Maryland and is also a Unitarian Universalist minister. During young Chappelle’s formative years, his comic inspiration came from various comedy idols, particularly Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor.
After his parents separated, Chappelle stayed in Washington with his mother while spending summers with his father in Ohio. He attended Deal middle school and was famous for his comedic antics. In June 1991, he graduated from Washington’s Duke Ellington School of the Arts, a renowned performing arts high school, where he majored in theatre arts.
Personality
Dave Chapelle is a crazy black man. That’s all you need to know. For more information, you can check out his standup comedy on youtube. =)
Combat
He’s a skinny black man. He’s probably run rather than fight.
Name: Saber
Real Name: Arturia Pendragon, King of Camelot
Gender: Female
Age: Immortal
Height: Short
Body Type: Loli
Occupation: Servant of the Holy Grail War
Source: Fate:StayNight
History: http://www.wikipedia.com
Combat Abilities: http://www.wikipedia.com
Picture Gallery:
Saber in Typical Outdoors Outfit
Saber in Battle Mode
Saber on the Beach
Saber in Various States of (Un)Dress
Real Name: Emiya Shirou (backwards in Japanese)
Gender: Male
Age: Teens; Old Enough to Have Sex Apparently
Height: Somewhere in the Middle
Body Type: Skinny
Occupation: High School Student; Landowner; Sorcerer "Master"
Source: Fate:StayNight
History: http://www.wikipedia.com
Combat Abilities: LOL
Picture Gallery:
“Yeah!” Dave Chapelle shouted. “You guys go kick his ass! That bitch had it comming!”
“Now… where can I get me some crack…” the comedian muttered to himself. Noticing a couple of black girls dressed tight tops and micro miniskirts heading towards block D.
“I know where this brutha’s heading.” Dave said, giving a long wolf whistle. As Dave started towards block D. On his way the black man passed by a blonde ninja carrying a… playstation 2?
“Well f*** me. Since when did ninjas play playstation?”
Note: Round Midpoint is bumped up to 2:00 AM CST. At that time, BP will be granted for missions completed, and you’ll be able to see what you can do with those BP. The round is still scheduled to end at 3:00 PM tomorrow.
Legitimate and bootleg videogames littered the tables, flimsy, portable shelves, and there were even a few in an inexplicably large mayonnaise jar.
And Pookie was digging through them much like a cat digs through dirt prior to defacation, much to the chagrin of all who were around him, especially the old, bald, bearded man who ran the stand from his seat in the center of this organized chaos.
His level of enthusiasm didn?t exactly increase when he was approached by Nick.
?Hey, man! Where?s Valkyrie Profile??
The old man became less pleased still.
?You have turned my operations upside down?for THAT!? We have an entire shitload right there.?
He pointed to the right: a shelf filled with copies of Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth, the PSP port.
Nick stared in awe at the shelf?and then almost fell over backwards anime-style with his nigh-mad cackling. After about a minute of this, he stopped abruptly to say,
?I don?t have a PSP.?
As if by convenient command, one of the other customers put down a PSP, with the game in question on it, walking away afterwards.
Pook picked up this magically-obtained portable started playing it and, of cours, jumping around and getting very excited, increasing his death grip upon the defenseless Kuturagi creation until he twisted it a little and?
POP!!!
The PSP?s screen went blank as the Lenneth UMD went flying out, shuriken-style.
Nick stood in awe?and then started his cackling act again. Then he walked away, oblivious to the fact that he was stealing someone?s system.
The old owner made a motion to stop him, until many large niggas came upon him; they were displeased about previous business at the stand.
?Yo, you old fucking cracka. I bought God of War so I could fuck digital bitches on my PSP cuz that?s how true niggas roll. But it won?t fit in the fuckin system. Why you trying to fuck me over, nigga??
Nick ignorantly walked off, til he caught sight of a ninja in orange carrying a PS2. Perhaps the PS2?s contents could help him on his perilous quest.
Nick/Pookie is available for interaction and following the PS2 and Naruto.