Ternity archived megathread

“Uuuuuunnnngggg…” The white-faced woman groaned as she slowly faded into a muddled conciousness, the last thing she remembered was calling out to Jonathan Crane in vain before falling onto the cold linoleum floor of her cell.

Opening up her heavy eyelids slowly, Duela turned her neck, moaning in misery as her green eyes adjusted to the light. She took a deep breath, her chest expanding and contracting as she awakened with no haste. The girl felt herself in an upright sitting position, and looking down at herself as her vision became stable, she saw that she was no longer bound by that infernal jacket they stuck her in. She felt her lips forcing themselves open as her stiff neck stretched out, and she let out a loud yawn as she extended her arms out to either side.

“So what the fuck did you go and do this time, Duela?” a male voice with a heavy accent that just screamed “Texas” said to her. She tilted her head back down and saw a very familiar face across a featureless steel table, that of her doctor, Jesse Custer. He didn’t even try to sound like a professional psychiatrist, maybe he just figured his patients would have an easier time talking to someone that spoke like just another guy. He leaned forward, resting his forearms flat on the table, and she could smell the cigarette smoke on his breath as he stared at her, waiting for an answer.

She ruffles her own red hair when she rubs the top of her head, one eye closed trying to remember what was going on before she was so violently sedated. “I… Uhhh…” She brought her chalk-white hand down her face, “Oh! Right, nobody would be quiet and I was yelling because I couldn’t sleep, and Doctor Crane had those girls he’s always with tie me up and stick me with something.”

He began to write something on a pad he took out of his pocket when she was talking before tapping his chin with the inkpen. “And what was everyone talking about?”

“They were saying that Shredder wasn’t my dad,” she complained, the claim that she was a victim clear in her voice.

“Shredder? Shredder is your daddy this time?” he repeated back to her, his hand returning to the pad and writing down the name in a lengthy list of other criminals and costumed villains.

“Huh?” she asked, confused as she blinked slowly, yawning once more, reminding them both that she still wasn’t quite awake. It worked better this way, usually Duela is far too energetic to have any kind of productive therapy. “What do you mean ‘this time’?” she asked him.

Shaking his head, Doctor Custer explained it to her again, like he did in every one of their sessions, sometimes multiple times. “Listen, Duela,” he told her in a straightforward voice, “Every time you talk to anybody, you always say a different man is your daddy, or a different woman’s your mother.” Looking her square in the eye, the curly-haired man continued. “Lemme ask you a question - do you remember how you got here in the first place?”

The corner of her bright red lip twitched, her eyes narrowed in anger when she heard it. She remembered, she couldn’t forget when her “friends” decided to bring her to this hellhole, saying it would help her. “Clearly,” she told him, and when that answer wasn’t good enough, she told him what she always did. “The Teen Titans - I was a member of the Teen Titans - decided that I was too ‘crazy’ for them so they brought me here. Didn’t I say that to you before?”

He shook his head. “I reckon you did tell me that same bullshit before,” Custer told her bluntly, “And not a lick of it’s true. Your memory’s pretty fucked, and I know you haven’t been taking your pills for that.” He leaned back into the folding chair on which he sat, tapping the table with his interlocked hands. “You were going on some fucked up killing spree, Miss. Yelling about being M. Bison’s daughter and running down any old boy wearing one of them white karate suits in a damn semi. Batman, one of them, is the one brought you here, not the Teen Titans.” He began to reach into the inside pocket on his black jacket, “We talked to Robin, he said he doesn’t know you. Squall said the same thing.”

“But that’s not true!” she protested, slamming her palms loudly against the cold table. “Robin and I were even lovers! Why would he say that he doesn’t know me?” She shook her head violently in denial, hair whipping from side to side wildly. “No, he didn’t,” she said, steadying herself, “You’re making that up, aren’t you? This is just another one of your damn tests!”

“It’s not,” he told her, pulling four pictures out of his pocket and throwing them onto the table with a flick of his wrist. “These are pictures of all the Teen Titans from seven months ago, two weeks before you were admitted.” He reached out with his right hand, turning the pictures so they were all facing her, “Tell me, where the hell are you in these?”

She looked at the pictures, then at the doctor, and back at the pictures. “I’m right there!” she shouted, pointing at a white-skinned girl with chin-length red hair. “Can’t you see me? Maybe you’re the crazy one here!”

“Paranoid delusions, serious denial, y-”

“How can you even say that! I’m not in denial, I have the proof right here,” Duela protested, her facial muscles visibly twitching from frustration, “It’s right here in the pictures you gave me!”

The doctor shook his head calmly. “Duela that’s not even you,” he told her. “She goes by Velocity, and you’re just fooling yourself into thinking it’s you because of the visual similarity. Look, you might not believe it, but you’re paranoid, delusional, you remember things that never happened. Now there ain’t a plainer way to say this to you,” the man explained bluntly, “You’re fucked in the head. The techinical term is schizophrenia, but it means the same thing. The sooner you can admit it the better.”

The redhead jumped out of her chair, again slamming her palms onto the table, the pictures jumping up from the impact, “NO! That’s me!” Raising her right hand, she pointed with a thin finger at the doctor, “Get the Titans over here, they’ll tell you!”

“Duela,” the doctor sitting across the table said calmly, “Sit back down, take a deep breath, and then I want you to tell me something.” Slowly, she picked the folding chair off the ground and set it upright again, doing as he said and taking a seat. “Now, you just said the Teen Titans were the ones that brought you here, what makes you think that they’d help you out all of a sudden?”

“What do you mean ‘all of a sudden,’ Doctor Custer?” she asked him. “I was a Teen Titan, I was even in love with Robin. They’ll tell you. And…” She thought for a bit on what he’d just told her, folding her arms and staring up at the ceiling for a bit before looking back to the man in the room with her, “And what’s this about the Titans bringing me here? The Avengers are the ones that brought me here when I got framed for killing Kung Lao but I totally didn’t! It wasn’t me, it was my dad…”

Jesse pinched the bridge of his nose, hanging his head before spreading his fingers to rub his brow in frustration. “Now it’s the Avengers… And who exactly was the one that killed him?”

“Jabba the Hutt,” she answered, raising both hands and pointing to her face, “Can’t you see the family resemblance?”

“No, goddammit!” he shouted, trying to get her to see through her own clouded delusions, “There ain’t no fucking resemblance because there ain’t no family. He got nothing to do with you.”

Duela stamped her foot while folding her arms, giving a “hmph!” as she cocked her head to the side. “And how you you know?” she demanded of him, rolling her eyes to the side to look at him menacingly.

Doctor Jesse Custer was not amused, nor was he afraid. If anything, the curly-haired man in the eyepatch was getting angry, or simply annoyed. In the back of him mind, the Texan cursed his evil grandmother for forcing this profession onto him. Shaking his head before running his hand down the back of his neck, he looked up at her. “Look, goddammit, I know because it’s fucking obvious you’re not a damn Hutt.” He shook his head and walked over to the door, pressing a button and after a buzz that caused the woman to perk up and begin scanning the room for the source, Jesse spoke into a voice receiver. “Alright, the session with Miss Dent is over,” he said after a sigh, “Bring her back to her room, I’m gonna prescribe some new anti-psychotic pills for her.”

“Oh? Done already?” Duela asked him, a bit annoyed that he was cutting her session short. As much as she hated it, at least Custer wasn’t a slobbering psychopath and it made her feel better to talk to someone with a clear head. “So,” she asked, going over to him and placing a thin arm around his shoulder, leaning in with a smile on her red lips, “In your expert opinion, what’s wrong with me?”

“Probably everything,” an unimposing guard said in jest as he walked through the sliding door. “Come with me, Duela.”

“Okay,” the orange-clad girl answered, walking over to him as the doctor left the room from a different entrance. As the pair walked down an empty hallway, an idea came to her. She turned to him, realizing she’d never seen this one before. “I’ve got one for you,” she told her escort. Looking at her puzzled, he tried to say something but she kept talking and didn’t give him a chance. “What happens when the new guy is alone with the Riddler’s Daughter?” He scratched his head. Didn’t she look more like The Joker? “Give up yet?” she asked him anxiously before grabbing his shoulders. “A JAILBREAK!” Duela yelled, throwing the guard to the ground and grabbing his card key, turning and running through the white halls of Arkham.

She probably ran for a little over a minute before the alarms actually went off, it was hard to tell anymore now that she lost whatever sense of time she may have had after so long being stuck in that room. Now the guards she knew and feared were after her, but she was free, she wasn’t trapped this time. She could get away, and when they turned the corner, Duela turned around and headed in the other direction. Turning down another hall, she found herself surrounded. Getting nervous, the redhead simply ran straight at them, her cries of “Out of the way!” not really doing much.

Thinking quickly, she pressed her palms onto one of the guards’ shoulders, leapfrogging him and extending her legs, kicking the other two square in the chin before landing gracefully behind them, a smile across her pale face. Running down a hallway, she found herself in one of the wings that the prisoners were held in, and testing her stolen keycard on one of the doors, Duela found a certain satisfaction in the fact that it worked, the door sliding open to reveal a man with long silver hair and a x-shaped scar between his eyes, dressed in the same orange jumpsuit she wore. “So,” he said in a calm voice as he looked up from his shadowy quarters, “Who are you?”

“Your savior, now come on!” she called to him, grabbing the man by the wrist and pulling him out, reading the name “Saix” on the white tag pinned to his chest. “So what were you here for?”

“Anger management issues,” he told her bluntly, watching the staff chasing her down, yelling rather generic things like “stop” and “get back here”. Grabbing one of the carts the nurses used to transport medicine from room to room, he tore off one of the metal poles of the frame. “And I’ll say one thing, these guys sure pissed me off!” With a loud, angry cry, the man ran towards them like a berserker, swinging down his makeshift weapon with all his fury at one of them, smashing the man’s head.

“Oh, shit…” Duela said, looking at the berserker she just let out. Backing away slowly, she turned around and tried to find the exit, at least he’d provide her with a great distraction.


Duela is open for interaction, if anyone happens to be in Arkham, she’s trying to get out.

KOS-MOS
Gender: Appears to be female
Age: unknown
Height: 5’ 6"
Body Type: Slender/athletic
Occupation: Humanoid anti-(plot-device) weapons system
Source: Xenosaga, Namco x Capcom

Appearance
KOS-MOS is a persocoms constructed in the form of a lithe, beautiful woman. Her blue hair flows to the tops of her legs, held away from her deep red eyes by an almost cat-ear shaped headset upon which is written her name. Her clothing is highly durable, a mix of blues and white offset with black lace at the arms and legs. In the same style as the headset, other smaller pieces of white or brass armor clamp the clothing in place.
Pictures: 1, 2

Biography
KOS-MOS?s past is a mystery at the present time, as she appears to have some difficulty communicating with those around her. The only thing currently known about her is that a passerby, her ?owner?, Hedeki Motosuwa, found her in a pile of garbage.

Personality
KOS-MOS is very reserved; she reacts to all situations with a sense of calm and command that only an android could possess. She is cold and calculating, yet gentle and protective of those around her. Her personal motivations set her apart from average persocoms, who are truly nothing more than preprogrammed puppets for their human masters. It is unknown what drives her, though her actions always seem to be the most simple and logical available to her at any given time.

Abilities
KOS-MOS is a highly skilled fighter with hand-to-hand combat, as well as melee and projectile weapons. It is unclear to what extent her combat capabilities go, as she is so far untested.

Hideki Motosuwa
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Height: 5’ 10"
Body Type: Lanky
Occupation: Cram-school student, waiter
Source: Chobits

Appearance
Hedeki is an unathletic, run-of-the-mill farm-boy. His hair is black and kept short, his skin a light tan from working the farm. His dress denotes his income: simple and unimpressive. His lack of pizzazz would make him disappear into a crowd without difficulty.
Pictures: 1

Biography
Hideki lived the first eighteen years of his life in a slow-paced farming community. After failing to be admitted to college, Hideki moved to Tokyo to enter Seki prep school. He works at a bar called My Pleasure where he makes barely enough money to pay the bills. Unable to find himself a girlfriend, Hideki plans to save up enough money to buy a persocom.

Personality
Hideki is untainted by the social customs that can usually be found among city dwellers. Because of this other people find him instantly likable, his honesty and good will are a godsend to those around him. He goes out of his way to help others, even if his current budget should hold him back. His small-town upbringing has a disadvantage, though: Hideki, used to being alone, often speaks thoughts (that should have been left internal) for all the world to hear.

Abilities
While Hideki may not be a fighter in any sense of the word, his straightforwardness and honesty make him a great diplomat.

KOS-MOS/Hideki Intro, Post 1 of ?

Execute system reboot ? starting
Reboot error
Escape trajectory stabilized
Descent corrected
Reboot error
Correcting
System unable to process landing sequence
KOS-MOS
Reboot error
You can fly, just wake up
Redirecting anti-grav gel for emergency crash landing
Why, KOS-MOS? Why are you so sad that you cannot wake up?
Impact in 3?
2?
1?
KOS-MOS!


*Okay, Hideki thought, Even with this much, I?m still going to be a few thousand short on the rent. * He slid his wallet into his inner jacket pocket and let out a sigh. Maybe he could pick up another shift tomorrow in between classes.

?Why is everything in this city so expensive?? He asked no one in particular. ?I need to set up a budget for myself, but I?m so bad at that. If I had a persocom to do my budget for me?? He trailed off, turning right onto the sidewalk as he left the alleyway beside My Pleasure.

?But if I had enough money for a persocom,? he laughed a moment, ?I probably wouldn?t be in this situation to begin with.?

This late in the evening the traffic was minimal; the air was cool and the sound of nocturnal insects almost pacifying. He breathed in deeply as he walked, taking the moment to appreciate what he *did* have.

Cram school was going well, he was even seated right near his next-door neighbor! Shinbo was proving to be a good friend, and an invaluable resource. ?I have to admit I?m still not used to life in the city. With Shinbo giving me pointers, though, I think I?ll make it all right.?

?Maybe if I start saving up for a small persocom, like Momo, I could have one by the end of the semester.? He ran a hand through his hair and sighed again, dejectedly. ?Oh, no, I just don?t make enough money for *any* of this. At this rate I?ll have to pick up a second job.?

He stopped for a moment, looking around the street. ?Great, I got lost in thought again and wandered down the wrong road. Let?s see??

After a moment or two of spinning around, looking helplessly to the constellations for directions home, Hideki simply walked back in the direction from which he had come. ?Focus, Hideki, you?ll never make it if you don?t start paying more attention!?

?Oh, a shooting star! And it?s huge!? Hideki gazed up at the sky as a streak of greenish yellow slowly whizzed through the atmosphere. ?You can wish on shooting stars right?  Oh, right! Wasting time! I wish, ah, I wish,? He paused.

?That?s weird.? He stopped in his tracks as the shooting star seemed to slow down, change directions, and continue to descend. ?Aw man!? He slapped his forehead and stomped his foot on the sidewalk. ?I missed my chance!?

He walked on in silence for a moment, thinking of what he would have wished for if he?d only thought faster. *I guess I?ll have to work it out just like everyone else.* ?Wishing is kind of like cheating anyway. If you don?t work for it yourself, the reward just isn?t as satisfying!?

Moving around a large garbage pile, he noticed that this terrain was beginning to look more familiar. *It sounds great when I say it out loud like that,* he thought,* But oh man, is enough money to pay the rent too much to ask for?*

Hideki jumped, emitting a short squeak as the garbage beside him slid down toward him. He exhaled heavily. ?Come on Hideki, a little jumpy tonight??

He laughed to himself, pushing a bag closes to the pile and out of his way, when he noticed ? ?AH!? He cried, ?Body!?

Folded up in the center of the refuse was a freshly murdered corpse, and Hideki was alone at the scene of the crime, with no alibi.

?Oh my God, Oh my God, What do I do?? He spun in circles frantically, looking for help, wondering what the police would do when they found him standing over this beautiful woman. ?Stay calm, Hideki!? He commanded, shaking to his very marrow. ?This is no time to panic!?

?I?m too young to go to jail! I?m not even a semester through cram school, I?m not even in a real college yet!?

?Stop it, you didn?t kill anyone, there?s no reason to be so worried, the police aren?t immediately going to assume it was you, because you really didn?t kill her!?

?Do I call for help? Should I? Wait, is she actually dead? Am I wasting the last moments of this gorgeous young woman?s life panicking like an idiot??

She was gorgeous, too, he noticed as he slowly leaned in closer, crossing his fingers over each other to protect himself in case she decided to rise as a ghost. ?Blue hair, that?s weird.?

Hideki crept forward a step, and another. ?Hello? Miss??

There was no response.

?Are you alright? Are you in need of medical attention?? Hideki was mere feet from her now, abandoning his ward against evil to move some trash to the side for a better vantage point. A garbage bag slid from the top of the pile, cascading down the others. Now revealed in the pale light of the night sky, Hideki, once again, let out a sigh of relief.

?It?s a persocom!? He said, reaching out to touch the strange white headset that covered her ears. ?Who would throw something like this in the trash??

Hideki hurriedly worked at clearing away bags and boxes in order to see his treasure properly. *If they threw it away, then they won?t get mad if I take it, right?* ?Does it even work, I wonder??

?Of course it doesn?t, you don?t throw away a persocom that?s running just fine now do you??

?But if it?s broken, it?s still a good frame, right? It?d be cheaper to fix this one than to buy a new one. I?ll just take her home with me and OOOOH!? Hideki groaned as he pulled at the immobile form. He repositioned himself, and with another grunt, and a manly heave, he had the persocom in his outstretched arms.

?So heavy!? He complained, adjusting her weight. ?What do they make these things out of?? *And what would someone think if they saw me right now? That I?m taking advantage of some poor unconscious girl, that?s what!*

?I gotta get home, and fast!?

A muted whimper was all that Hideki had left in him as he set the persocom on the floor in his pitch-black apartment. He collapsed on the ground, heaving deep breaths for a minute as his muscles screamed out in what he was sure was their dying cries.

*I?m never lifting anything again. Even if my arms work after this!* ?Well, I guess I should see what I got.? He rolled over slowly, pushing himself weakly to his knees and flicked on the lights.

What lay before him struck all thought from him momentarily. This persocom was not just pretty; she was beautiful. She was hot. Her form was slender, and *extremely* feminine.

*Wow, so amazing, she must have been designed by a man, a great man! Possibly the greatest of all men! So shapely, so utterly divine in form!* Hideki backed up, clearing his throat and looking away from the limp form before him.

?Idiot! It?s not a real person, it?s only a persocom, keep it in your pants!? He calmed himself down and examined her more thoroughly. 

Her clothing was a blend of white and blue, accented with black lace stockings and gloves. All of the pieces of it seemed to be clamped into place with metal bits matching the design of her headset. The headset itself, upon closer inspection, was quite different from those he?d seen on other persocoms around the city.

?What?s this?? Hideki pushed her bangs away from a metal visor that ran across her forehead. Inscribed in neatly formed letters was the word *KOS-MOS*. ?KOS-MOS? Is that your name, or your model number or something??

After several minutes of careful searching (careful to avoid touching any places that one should not touch on a defenseless young woman, just in case), Hideki found no indication of how to activate the unit.

?Hopeless, I don?t even know where to begin with this stuff. I guess I?ll have to call up the expert.?

Scrambling for the phone, Hideki punched in Shinbo?s number as he paced back and forth. The apartment was barren, almost empty. *I?ll have to get some decorations in here at some point. This place is kind of depressing.*

?Hello??

?Hey! Shinbo, it?s me, Hideki!?

?Hey man, what?s happening??

?It?s the craziest thing! I was walking home from work, and found a persocom thrown in the trash, but it looks perfectly fine! I brought it home, but I can?t seem to find an on switch. I was wondering if you?d be able to help me out??

?Woah, ah, I?m out right now, I won?t be home until really late. But you say you found a perfectly good persocom in the trash? Just laying around??

?I know! Who?d throw away something like that, right? And you should see her, the design is so unique, it?s not like any persocom I?ve seen before.?

?Hm, well, if you turn it on it can tell you who it belongs to, at least.?

?Don?t talk like that, Shinbo! I wished for this on a falling star! It?s a gift from luck itself! You have to work with me here!?

?Okay man, well, did you look for an on switch??

?Yeah, I couldn?t find one in easy view.?

?Did you look under the clothing? If she?s as unique as you say, she may be a custom build with a hidden switch. Take off any clothing she has on now.?

There was a pounding sound. Time slowed, and Hideki stood, frozen in horror, staring down at the vulnerable female form. The pounding was his heartbeat, racing to outpace a horse. What had Shinbo said? Clothing? Something about ?off??

?What, are you crazy?? He screamed into the phone, ?You can?t take advantage of a girl like that! Woman are sensitive, and have needs that must be met before you can even think of removing their clothing!?

There was a pause on the other side of the line.

?Sorry,? Hideki said, ?Got a little carried away there, I guess.?

?Yeah.?

?Right, okay, I?ll do it.? Hideki stared with horrified determination at the woman.

?Hey, I have to run, I?ll swing by tomorrow to check on it.?

?Thanks Shinbo, I?ll see you tomorrow.?

The heartbeat was the only sound Hideki could hear now. He inched closer, one hand held out, ready to pick away clothing. *Maybe she?s wearing underwear, he thought, That wouldn?t be as bad as if ?* ?Oh God she?s not wearing underwear. Hey, what??

Hideki closed his eyes, sat back, and breathed deeply. *Who puts a switch there of all places? Why did I look there first?* ?Oh man, here goes nothing, please don?t hurt me when you get up.?

?Eep!?

There was an inappropriate contact, a click, and Hideki scampered across the room for safety.

?Oh, man, nothing happened!?

The floor shook as the persocom vaulted to her feet. The room was flooded with white light and Hideki panicked, trying to scurry further back into the corner. In a graceful arc of flowing blue hair and floating limbs, the persocom seemed to levitate toward the floor. Her eyes were closed, her head bowed.

Her eyes snapped open, a violent, hate-filled red. She snapped her head toward Hideki in his corner, bringing up a hand to point at him. There was a distortion, a blur, and Hideki could almost see words and numbers breaking apart in the space in front of her hand. Light seemed to bend, to fill in, solidifying in to a shape Hideki could not yet understand to be afraid of.

Her blue hair came to a slow, watery stop behind her as she leveled a chain gun at Hideki?s face.


KOS-MOS and Hideki are currently unavailable for interaction. See you in New Gotham.

20. Metamorphosis Jazz Band ? Great Edo’s Warrior Tonasaman ~ Gyakuten Meets Jazz Soul

  • What is justice?* is the question that the Justice Convention posited at the opening ceremony. Over ten thousand attendees stormed into the New Gotham Mariott, all spontaneously engaging each other in heated ethical debates. They were a maelstrom of dignified citizens, of black suits and briefcases, each filled with a decade’s worth of court documents and legal precedents. Attornies, peace officers, philanthropists, lobbyists, and judges all posed that question, “what is justice?” to each other over lunch and drinks.

One man stood out from the crowd in his red business suit, wielding a katana at his waist, accompanied by a small Prinny. He was a local celebrity among the native New Gotham attendees as the flawless and seasoned defense attorney named Auron. He seemed to wander aimlessly among the crowd, trying to avoid the conversations that the other attendees flung themselves into, merely trying to get into his room. When he reached the elevator, he walked past another attorney who garnered as much fame, his peer in almost every way. As soon as they made contact, they turned around to face each other.

“Cochran,” Auron said. As soon as Johnny Cochran instinctively stretched his index finger at Auron, he likewise put his katana at Cochran’s neck.

“Auron. I hoped to avoid meeting you today.”

“Likewise.” The air surrounding them was tense and still, a crowd of onlookers now huddled around them in a circle. The attorneys didn’t care. “I have no idea why you’re here at all. Your methods are a perversion of the meaning of justice.”

“I don’t understand why you have a problem. I merely do my job in the most efficient manner. Unlike you, I can guarantee ‘not guilty’ verdicts for my clients. To stray from that role for any reason is the greatest injustice an attorney can do to his client.”

“And to falsify evidence,” Auron snapped back, “is the greatest injustice an attorney can do to society itself.”

“Do you have proof of that? If the facts don’t fit, the accusation doesn’t stick. We all know that, attorney!” Cochran’s pointed finger throbbed the beat of a rushing pulse, while Auron’s blade shifted slightly toward Cochran’s neck. At that point, another man chose to interject.

“Gentlemen, gentlemen… don’t overexert yourselves, when you’re both clearly peers!” The well-dressed man eased his hands onto both attorney’s shoulders. “If anything, you should release that stress over a martini, courtesy of yours truly.”

“Thank you for the offer, Mr. Negotiator, but I’ll pass. Farewell, Attorney Auron.” Cochran entered the elevator, ascending from the scene as the crowd around them dispersed. Auron, however, smiled at the man who stepped between them.

“I’m not so crass as to refuse a free drink, Mr…”

“Roger Smith,” the negotiator said. “Feel free to call me Roger.”

“Roger, then. Pleased to make your acquaintance.”

Ten minutes later, the two men were hunched over a bar. As was custom, Auron raised his martini glass in a meditative trance. ?A toast, Roger. The only problem is that I don’t have the slightest idea what to toast to. Have any ideas?? Roger thought for a moment. The negotiator briefly traced the rim of his glass with a slice of lime, so that the tang would bite his lips before he downed the drink.

?Here’s one for you. How about a toast to reconciliation??

?Interesting. What brought that on??

?In our own ways we’re stewards of the law. Keeping that in mind, we have to reconcile the differences individuals have with society. We have to reconcile precedents with the future. You know how the old adage went ? those who forget their history are doomed to repeat it? If I had it my way, I’d dedicate this drink to the memories of the past that brought us here today.?

?That’s as good as any reason to drink.? Auron tapped his glass with Roger Smith’s and they both sipped their martinis down their throats. ?That’s a very convoluted reason though.?

?Dood!? Porter waved the bartender down fervently, barely visible from his seat due to his short height. ?A Coke & Rum if you please, dood!?

?Because I’m feeling especially whimsical today, I feel I can admit something.? Roger sat the martini glass down, glancing only a moment at his reflection in the drink. ?I don’t know who I am.?

?It’s not a shameful to want more direction in life, Mr. Negotiator. Sometimes I feel like I missed my true calling by a mark too.?

?It’s not that. I literally don’t know who I’m supposed to be or how I got here. I’m an amnesiac, Auron.?

?I see. If that’s the case, you have to admit you’ve done well for yourself for an amnesiac.?

?Sometimes memories from my childhood are jogged by incidental conversations. When I saw you at the convention, your sword reminded me of an old TV series called The Steel Samurai.?

?It ought to. That show inspired me to take up the sword in the first place.?

?I just had a flash back. One of me eating sugar-filled cereal while watching Steel Samurai on a Saturday morning, sitting six inches away from the TV while singing along to the opening theme song. That was pretty inconsequential as far as memories come, but that scene has been playing in my mind’s eye since the moment I saw you. I want to thank you for that.?

?The pleasure’s mine, Roger. What brought you here, anyway? I didn’t even see our own negotiators show up.?

?Funny you ask that. I was invited by a good friend of mine. Have you heard of Bruce Wayne??

?Amazing! You know Bruce Wayne? Now that I think of it, you kind of* look l*ike him!?

?Yeah, we went to college together. We’ll be meeting each other later today. I actually have nothing to do here besides that, but I imagine Bruce is very busy. This is his home turf.?


21. Satoru Kousaki - Nagato vs Asakura ~ The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

The ship crashed into the harbor at New Gotham, as if it were a giant knife slicing into the city like a slice of delicious cake. It was no accident of course ? Mayhem intended to cause as much meaningless collateral damage as possible. An army of Starmen and chimeras were herded out of the ship, directed by Mayhem’s megaphone.

?Attention!? she commanded. ?The Starmen will divide into three groups, capturing the western, northern and southern areas of the city! I don’t know exactly what you gimp cyclopses do, but make with the laser beams and the explosions! The chimeras ? well, I encourage you freaks of nature to fuck the brains out of the closest person before you! Do any of you have any questions?!?

The Starmen and the chimera didn’t reply.

?Excellent! If you need me, go fuck yourselves! VIVA LA SECOND WAVE!? Mayhem climbed into the revamped Absolutely Safe Machine, her spider-like mecha and leapt off the ship. It all went down instantly ? an army of foreign invaders, indiscriminately wrecking the city. The Starmen brought whole buildings down within minutes. When buildings collapsed they doomed the people inside and crushed the people standing outside. The Starmen shot lasers at unsuspecting drivers, causing a domino effect of exploding cars down the main streets of the city.

The chimeras, including pig-headed ferns, giraffe-elephants and rhino-headed torpedoes assaulted crowds of screeching pedestrians. The chimeras were almost the worst, many of them simply eating victims on the street. The appropriately equipped chimeras even attempted anal penetration at Mayhem’s command.

However, the most gruesome killer was still Mayhem Mackenzie, piercing pedestrians as they ran past her with the razor-like legs of her mech. The attack was well-planned ? the police were scattered around the city, spread thin to cover all of the events happening at once. There was no opposition.

Mayhem remembered what happened a few weeks ago. She was merely out on patrol in the city, scouting it to prepare for this day. That night the prison was demolished, freeing thousands of inmates. The chaotic inclinations of their nearby actions filled her with a dark, psychic energy ? energy she directed toward her seemingly amnesiac dominant, Coffy, when she encountered her by chance.

If Mayhem was going to take Coffy down, she needed power. She recalled the name of New Gotham’s infamous Arkham Asylum, and realized that if she was going to take the city, she’d have to harness the combined frenzy of a thousand freed psychopaths and over a million slaughtered innocents. She halted her Absolutely Safe Machine with a barely living person skewered on one of the mech’s arms.

  • I almost forgot. The longer they’re alive, the more desperation they project. I’ll try to kill them all slowly, then! No, wait, wait, I always wanted to do this. *

Mayhem sat back in the mech and flung the victim off the arm with so much strength that he landed on the rooftop of a skyscraper.

  • Home run motherfucker! Now where the hell is that asylum?*

The mechanical spider pranced toward its destination with all the grace of a ballerina, despite it plowing through cars, people, and all other unfortunate solid objects in its path. Feeling especially prissy, Mayhem cycled through the MP3s on Absolutely Safe Machine’s stereo, queuing some classical music up for no other reason than the obviously inherent comedy.
22. Friedrich Nietzsche, John Bell Young - Unendlich

Soon enough she came to the black gates bearing the name of Arkham Asylum. Having no respect for the idea of private property, Mayhem assailed the wall beside the gates with the mech, easily crawling up and over it.
*
Wait, I feel like I’m forgetting something.*

Mayhem snapped her fingers, suddenly realizing that she left both the wall and gates standing in her wake. To remedy this, she shot a small barrage of missiles and decimated the asylum’s outer perimeter. Before Mayhem was a large front yard filled with lush green grass and bright yellow sunflowers rising high above the ground. It was honestly a serene sight to behold, probably installed to calm down the troubled minds of the asylum’s patients at least for only a little while.

Mayhem easily fixed the problem by setting it ablaze with the flame throwers in her mech. She leapt out of the machine, grasping her hands around the switchblades she placed snuggly in her jean jacket pockets as she strode up to the asylum’s front door. Mayhem placed her right ear to the door, overhearing security scrambling to get to the front yard. The chaotic energy in this asylum was overwhelming to the point where it was ridiculous, and by now she had sufficient strength to carry an assault out on the institution by herself.

Mayhem Mackenzie then turned facing opposite the doors and knocked them down with only the back of her fist.

  • Aww man! That right there was fucking style! I always wanted to try that shit!*

She allowed herself to smile this once. She turned again to walk into the asylum, a dozen large security guards now rushing to tackle her and blocking her path. One punch was all Mayhem needed to knock down her obstacles, strolling down the asylum’s corridors as if she were at an art museum. A few minutes and many more guards later, Mayhem was now at the patients’ cells.

The chaotic energy surged throughout Mayhem’s body, from the pit of her stomach to the ends of her fingertips. Her mind parsed the feelings of despair, confusion, hatred and malaise grabbing hold of every patient in each hallway, and her strength increased exponentially as she perused each hallway. She finally chose a cell a random and knocked on it.

“What? What the hell do you want?” the patient inside of it said.

“Hey there. Do you want to be free?” Mayhem asked.

“More than anything. They don’t even let me keep plants anymore.”

“You have a thing for gardens?”

“Of course!” The patient walked up and looked at Mayhem through the small window on her door. “Plants and vegetation are the most noble creatures in existence! They’re certainly the only ones worth defending.”

“That’s too bad.” Mayhem noticed the woman’s green skin and red hair and she thought the patient was a chimera herself, some sort of woman-plant hybrid. “The guards just set fire to the front yard! You should do something about it.” Mayhem punched a hole through the door’s reinforced steel and ripped it out as easily as she could tear a piece of perforated paper. The patient named Poison Ivy ran out of her room and toward the front entrance, without even introducing herself. Mayhem sighed, and continued to free every patient on the floor.

“Holy shit!” Mayhem turned around to find a white-faced female patient sweating profusely and breathing deeply. Apparently she’d been running around the asylum herself for a while. “Did… did you do all this?”

“Probably,” Mayhem said.

“Wow, that’s - I’m, I’m SPEECHLESS!” Duela Dent suddenly clutched Mayhem in her arms, hugging her with every ounce of her strength. “I knew it! I knew the Titans would save me from this fucking hellhole!”

“The fuck is a Titan?” Mayhem asked.

“I see what you’re doing! You know all about this place and decided that you’d free everyone, right? That’s why the Robins were here just a few hours ago! You’re the most clever teen superhero team ever! Now, what adventures are we going on after this? Are we gonna beat up Doctor Light again?”

“Uh… sure?”

“That’s great!” Duela finally let Mayhem go, spinning around in a circle and raising her arms to the air. “Um, I’m sorry, but this is like a deeply religious experience for me. Did you take out the guards?”

“Most of 'em are at least unconscious, some maimed, many dead. Go wild!”

“Wow, that’s… you killed some of them?”

“…yes. And?”

“I - that’s - I’m really conflicted!”

“What the hell do you mean, conflicted?!”

“It’s just that…” Duela walked back up to Mayhem, this time getting in her face. “Titans don’t KILL! You’re not a Titan! Who the hell are you?!”

“I might as well be God Al-fucking-mighty to you.” Mayhem smacked her to the floor, the force of her palm so powerful that her fingers cut into Duela’s cheeks. “What you are is an abortion. Get the hell away from me before I rip your tits off, thank you.”

Duela fought to stand back up, and when she did her whole body was trembling. Mayhem absorbed a maelstrom of delicious confusion emanating from her heart. Duela finally ran away in tears, screaming jumbled, incoherent words.
“Well, that was productive,” Mayhem said to herself. She descended to the basement, where she would go on to free the most notorious of the asylum’s patients.


As soon as she walked back into the LOL-Mart, Coffy’s mouth gaped wide open and she dropped her half-eaten ice cream cone in shock. Monsters and animal hybrids began attacking the associates and the customers.

  • What the hell is everyone still doing in the store?! Oh my God, are these customers really this fucking retarded?!*

Coffy rushed to one of the empty registers and turned on the store-wide intercom. She looked at the back of her badge for the listing of Codes to call out in case of emergencies. Code Blue for a bomb threat, Code Red for a fire, Code Orange for a chemical spill, Code Adam for a missing child… none of them were applicable. She decided to pick the phone up and yell out:

“CODE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE STORE!!! EVERYONE, GET OUT, NOW!!!” As if lightbulbs were suddenly lit, this caused a massive exodus of people pouring out of the LOL-Mart’s entrance. With everyone now suddenly gone, the chimeras turned their attention to the sole remaining individual in the store. Coffy felt someone nudging on the back of her shoulder. She turned to find a levitating torpedo with a rhinoceros head, preparing to charge at her.

“Piss off!” Coffy punched the everloving shit out of the creature, knocking it out. She backed away from the register and saw that a small army of mechanical lions, giant cockroaches and bipedal mushrooms were now encroaching on her. She looked over her shoulder and found a Starman approaching right behind her.

  • Holy shit, I’m going to be eaten alive by Pokmon.*

A figure appeared, descending to the ground with an outstretched katana slicing the Starman open. As the monster’s half-open body lay on the floor oozing out body fluids, the sword’s wielder turned back to Coffy.

“Summer’s greetings,” Asagi said.

“S’up?”

“Just killing monsters. Wanna help?”

“I’m still on the clock, right?” Coffy folded the long sleeves of her orange shirt up, revealing her metal-laden arms. “LOL-Mart Tournament, Round 2. We fend off every fucked up animal in front of us. Agreed?”

“Not strategic, but brawls usually aren’t. I’ll take the right.” Asagi readied her blade, and charged forward.

“Good.” Coffy rushed forward, laying her fists down into a lion’s face.


tl;dr

New Gotham is attacked by Mayhem Mackenzie’s army of Starmen and chimeras! The previously mentioned locations remain standing, although by now the whole city is in chaos and are easily disposed at your discretion. Players, you’ve all assembled in the city for your own reasons, but now you have to decide what do to from here on out. Feel free to meet each other in this city-turned-battlefield, but soon you will be driven by fate itself to assemble at one location. That time isn’t now, so feel free to establish what relationships you can right away.

NPCs:

Coffy Mackenzie and Asagi (Pic: 1) are at LOL-Mart, fending off a small herd of chimeras.

Mayhem Mackenzie is busy freeing Arkham Asylum patients.

Starmen (Pic: 1) and various chimeras (Pic: 1, pictured with the Absolutely Safe Machine) are decimating the entire city at every location. Starmen are humanoid robots that can shoot beam weapons and teleport across very short distances. They can turn on psychic shields which make their bodies more resistant to attacks, and can even drain small bits of energy from fighters who are either psychically or magically inclined. Fortunately, Starmen are vulnerable to attack from behind, which is easy since they lag a bit after the teleport. The various chimeras will act much like wild animals, so their mode of attack is up to your discretion.

KOS-MOS/Hideki Intro, Post 2 of ?

System reboot successful
Scanning environment
Execute function.identity
Program failed
KOS-MOS, this one looks innocent.
Execute function.brand.new.day
You will be safe with him.
Program successful
Input target identification 00.00.00.01
Just ask him his name, KOS-MOS
Invalid target entry
Input target identification 00.00.00.02


Hideki began breathing again as the gun vanished from sight, and the persocom merely stood still, eyes flickering between that horrible red and a crystal blue.

Calm down, Hideki. There’s no gun anymore. There never was one, because guns don’t just magically appear and disappear! That’s silly.

“H-h-hello?” He managed to croak.

The persocom turned to face him and walked closer. Hideki shrunk back into the wall until she knelt in front of him and held out a hand.

“Input target identification zero zero dot zero zero dot zero zero dot zero one.” A voice called from the vicinity of the woman, though her lips did not move. The sound was tinny, as though projected through computer speakers of a poor make.

“Um,” Hideki paused Should I take her hand? She looks harmless now, but a second ago I could have sworn… “You- Is your name KOS-MOS?”

“Invalid target entry” The voice replied. “Input target identification zero zero dot zero zero dot zero zero dot zero two.”

“Target?” He wondered aloud, “I’m the target?” The persocom blinked and tilted her head to the side, not removing her hand of help. “I’m-” He took a deep breath and fought for some confidence.

“My name is Hideki.” He said resolutely, reaching for her hand.

“Target identified. Program brand dot new dot day successfully executed.” The voice chimed, and then was gone.

“Hideki.” This voice came from her, it was smooth and sure of itself. Hideki perked up and grasped her hand.

It’s working! A fully functional persocom, I am the luckiest man alive! Hideki allowed himself to be pulled, easily, to his feet. “Wow,” He said, “That’s quite an arm you’ve got there.”

“Hideki.” She replied.

“Yeah, that’s me,” he laughed “So you’re KOS-MOS then?”

The persocom pointed at herself, and a moment later responded, “Hideki.”

“That’s funny!” He said gesturing to himself. “But Hideki is my name, your name is KOS-MOS, I think.”

“But,” She looked confused, “Hideki is my name.”

“I can see this is going to take a while, you’ll have to forgive me if I know almost nothing about persocoms. I guess we’re going to have to wait until Shinbo comes over here tomorrow. He’ll probably know how to get you up and running correctly.” Hideki looked around at the clock on the wall.

“Wow, it’s getting late, I have to sleep so I can get to class tomorrow. I have to go to bed now, will you be alright by yourself until then?”

“KOS-MOS.” She said.


Hideki marched, exhausted, back into the apartment building. “I can’t believe I’d forgotten about that quiz today! I don’t want to know how bad I did.”

“Hey, Hideki!” Shinbo’s voice echoed from down the hall, “How’s it going?”

“Oh, I’m so tired. I stayed up half of the night trying to get KOS-MOS to understand that I was Hideki, and nothing else in the apartment was. At least she gets that her name is KOS-MOS, I think.” Hideki stopped in front of his door as Shinbo walked up to him, Momo sitting on his shoulder. Shinbo was a bit shorter than Hideki, and Momo, his persocom, was tiny.

“Good afternoon, Hideki!” Momo chimed.

“Hi, Momo.” Hideki said, staring at the tiny, frighteningly adorable laptop persocom. She was dressed in pinks, burgundies, and white lace, a beret sitting on top of her tiny head.

“I take it you got her up and running then. What seems to be the problem with her?”

“Come on in, you can meet her.” Hideki said, unlocked his apartment door and swinging it open. KOS-MOS sat on the edge of Hideki’s bed, all of his adult reading material spread out around her in neat rows.

“Ack!” Hideki shouted, and rushed forward for the magazines.

“Hideki!” KOS-MOS said, standing up as he dove for the floor and swept the books across the floor and under the eating table with one arm. He stood hastily, letting out a nervous laugh. He walked to KOS-MOS and pointed across the room to his guests.

“KOS-MOS,” Hideki said, “This is Shinbo and Momo, say hello!”

Shinbo waved politely, and Momo let out a long, melodic “Helloooo!”. Shinbo crossed the room, discarding his shoes at the door.

“Wow, Hideki, you weren’t kidding, I’ve never seena persocom like this one before. This is definately a custom job.”

“And a cute one!” Momo added. “Though not as cute as Momo, right Shinbo?”

“Right, you are Momo. So, Hideki, why don’t we take a look at what she’s got underneath?” Shinbo said, reaching into his school bag.

“What? You pervert!” Hideki said, standing in front of KOS-MOS defensively.

“Huh?” Shinbo wondered, “I meant her software, under her casing, not under her clothing. I’m going to have Momo run a scan on her, and we’ll see if there’s something wrong with her object/creature recognition software.” He removed a long white cable from his bag and held it out at arms length. “You really need to calm down man.”

“Sorry,” Hideki slapped his forehead, “Blame the tiredness. So, KOS-MOS,” He turned his attention to her.

“Hideki.” She said. Her tone was level, unemotional.

“Will you mind if Momo here runs some tests to make sure you’re all right? It won’t hurt.” He turned to Shinbo and added, “It won’t hurt, will it?”

“No, she doesn’t have anything like human nerves, so she doesn’t feel pain the way we do. This is just a standard scan anyway, no damage involved.” He pressed a finger against Momo’s tiny headset, opening it up to a small auxiliary jack in the side of her head. Into this he inserted one end of the cable.

“Connected!” Momo informed him. He reached up and touched the side of KOS-MOS’s headset, popping open a concealed compartment in the metal frame. Into this he connected the other end of the cable. “Shinbo, contact confirmed! Momo is visiting KOS-MOS right now!”

"Okay, Momo, "Shinbo said, “Run a basic diagnostic of her OS, and tell me what you come up with.”

Hideki sat on his bed and peered up at the two linked persocoms. He became nervous as KOS-MOS’s eyes went from red (which he really didn’t mind anymore) to a noisy white and gray.

“Shinbo!” Momo cried, “We have a problem! KOS-MOS here has no known operating system, no user identification, emergency contact information, creator information, or serial number!”

“Now that’s weird.” Shinbo responded.

“How is that weird?” Hideki asked, getting up to his knees.

“Well, without an operation system, she shouldn’t be able to operate at all, even if poorly. Momo can’t detect one, so there’s pretty much nothing I can do to work on her. I think you’re going to need some real, professional help.”

“Oh, man!” Hideki said, standing again.

“I guess I could have Momo post some information about her online, and see if anyone knows anything about her make and model. That’s probably your best bet. If you get a persocom expert to look at her you’ve got a much better chance of getting her fully functional.” He looked over at Momo on his shoulder, “get enough info to identify her, Momo?”

“Momo got enough to know that there’s no way to identify her, and some very classy pictures too!”

“Ha! Very good, Momo, I think Hideki might want a copy of those.”

“Pervert!” Momo laughed as she turned her head to accept disconnection from KOS-MOS.

“Hey, you guys, those books weren’t what they looked like!” Hideki said as KOS-MOS’s eyes turned back to red. She turned to face him.

“Hideki.” She said. Her tone had not changed once since she came on line.

“I’ll post the information on the web for you, and I’ll let you know if anyone credible responds, okay?” Shinbo volunteered as he wrapped up the cable and put it away in his bag.

“Thanks, Shinbo, I’m gonna owe you big time.”

“Don’t worry about it, man, it’s my pleasure. This is a mystery for me too! I’d like to know more about her as well.” He turned for the door, “Anyway, I’ll go post these now. I have some homework to do, so I’ll catch you later.”

“Thanks again, I’ll talk to you soon. Bye, Momo!”

“Bye Hideki!”

“Bye,” KOS-MOS said, looking at them as they walked away, “Hideki.”


“New Gotham?” Hideki asked, “Are you serious? That’s all the way on the other side of North America, I think. Right?”

“Cheer up, Hideki!” Momo said, holding her arms out to either side and swaying her tiny body back and forth. “Flying will be much faster than the Bridge, I suggest you go that way!”

“But can I really trust this ‘M’ guy? I don’t even know him at all.” Hideki looked back at KOS-MOS, concerned.

These past two days had been interesting. KOS-MOS was learning. Shinbo said that this must mean she has self-teaching software, or something like that. Despite the fact that her technology was completely alien to the people here, that much was certain. Further scans of her, however, still could not turn up anything that could be mistaken for programming.

The first email came yesterday, one day after posting the information on the internet. ‘M’, one Minoru Kokubunji, had contacted them as a freelancer for Wayne Enterprises Automaton Research and Development Labs. The first phone call came today. Minoru, who sounded strangly youthful, spoke through Momo to verify his identity and social credibility. He gave a list of references and assurances.

This did nothing to ease Hideki’s nervousness.

“The trip’s going to be a long one, but Hideki, man! You have to go.” Shinbo patted him on the shoulder. “This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.”

“Yeah.” Hideki stared down at his hands. Fly all the way to New Gotham? Non Stop? That’s crazy. He’s paying for it. That’s good.

“Let’s list the positive points!” Momo cheered, “One: This trip, and all expenses garnered while taking it are courtesy of Wayne Enterprises ARD. This includes school bills, rent on this apartment, and any other recurring debts you may have, such as cell phone and internet usage! You have neither.”

“I was going to get both, I just didn’t-”

“Two!” Momo interrupted, “Your school credits will be put on hold, so you may continue to take classes while in New Gotham, and the University of New Jersey at New Gotham, or simply wait until you return and take them up again here!”

“That is pretty-”

Momo blew a tiny, yet loud, whistle. “No more interruptions! Three: KOS-MOS will be investigated with the most state of the art persocom research and development hardware and software, taking care of her every need!”

“That’s the part I don’t get!” Hideki said. He looked to KOS-MOS. Same blank expression. Same beautiful face, amazing body. Pay attention! Hideki screamed at himself. “Why would they go through all of that? That’s a lot of expenses, and it makes my suspicious.”

“Hideki, man,” Shinbo interjected, handing Hideki a hot mug of tea across the table, “Wayne enterprises is one of the most respected corperations on the planet. Anybody who’s anybody knows this.”

“I guess that makes me not anybody,” Hideki groaned inside, slouching, and accepting the tea. KOS-MOS moved across the room from her seat on the floor, and knelt beside him.

“Hideki, cheer up.”

“Huh?” Hideki said, spilling hot liquid over the side of his cup and over his fingers. Shinbo and Momo turned their attentions to the persocom as well.

“Cheer up, Hideki.”

“Awww!” Momo sighed, “She’s copying what I said earlier! That is Soooo cute!” She clasped her hands together and squirmed in her spot.

Hideki set down his tea and wiped his hand off on a towel laying on the table. He looked at KOS-MOS, but the intensity of her gaze made him almost shy. “Ah, Thank you, KOS-MOS. I’ll cheer up.” He gathered up resolve and said, happily, “I’m gonna be all right, KOS-MOS, don’t you worry.”

KOS-MOS did not look worried. She simply turned her head to the others in the room, as though she had heard what she needed to hear.

“What do you say, KOS-MOS?” Hideki asked her, “Would you like to fly half way across the world to see some doctors? They said that they’re very good at taking care of persocoms.”

“KOS-MOS, fly?” KOS-MOS looked introspective for a moment, staring at the table below her. “KOS-MOS can fly?”

“Well, you yourself wouldn’t be flying,” Shinbo corrected, “You’d be inside of a jet, a big metal ship that will carry you to New Gotham.” Momo busied herself zooming across the surface of the table, making airplane noises. Shinbo grabbed her up carefully in one hand. “Airplane time!”

“Weeee!” Momo laughed as he propelled her around.

Hideki looked at KOS-MOS, her gaze still directed down. “Hey, cheer up KOS-MOS” She looked up at him as he spoke. “I won’t let anything happen to you if you want to go. I’ll protect you with everything I’ve got, okay?”

KOS-MOS studied him for several moments. He was about to add more to the promise he had made, when she spoke.

“KOS-MOS and Hideki will fly. KOS-MOS will protect Hideki.”

“Wow,” Shinbo said, “She’s starting to communicate ideas without directly copying someone else. That’s amazing.”

“Fly Momo in for a super-hug, Shinbo!” Momo cried.


After several hours of airborne panic, Hideki had calmed down. KOS-MOS did not attempt to punch out a window for a better view, she seemed content to simply look now. Occasionally, as always, she would interrupt his boredom by pointing at a new object in the sky.

“Hideki.”

“That’s another cloud, KOS-MOS. It’s water held up in the air by, well, I know the science, but honestly it doesn’t really make sense to me.” He laughed and relaxed in his seat.

“KOS-MOS, what do you think of flying?” Hideki asked.

“Flying?” KOS-MOS responded, turning to look at Hideki.

“Yeah, are you enjoying it so far?”

“KOS-MOS is not flying. Jet, a big metal ship that will carry you to New Gotham is flying.”

“You’re right,” Hideki laughed, “Just like Shinbo said. It would be nice to be flying yourself though, wouldn’t it? To have wings, and just soar around the sky?”

“KOS-MOS and Hideki will fly. KOS-MOS cannot yet remember how.”

“Wow, KOS-MOS! Those are new words for you, congratulations!”

There was a beep throughout the cabin, and a voice calmly called out, “This is the captain speaking, I hope you will all bare with me a little while longer while we start making our descent into New Gotham Airport. Local time upon arrival will be 2:30 in the afternoon.”

“Well,” Hideki said, “We’re almost there, are you nervous, KOS-MOS?”

“Am I,” She reapeted, “Nervous?” She studied him for a moment. “Hideki will protect KOS-MOS.” She returned to looking out the window beside her.

I guess that means no. Hideki thought, Way to put pressure on a guy. Oh, come on, Hideki! What’s the worst that could happen?


Walking through the airport toward the baggage carousel, Hideki was too distracted to hear the first scream.

“Oh, there it is, catch it!” Hideki said, pointing toward his luggage as it made its slow journey away from him. “KOS-MOS?”

Hideki turned, and was confused by what he saw. Why is everyone running? What’s going on? Is that screaming? What is she doing?

KOS-MOS calmly walked in front of Hideki as people tried to bowl past them. She deflected incoming people easily, sending them to either side. This crowd thinned down, and across the large open room, Hideki could see what was happening.

Smashing through the doors was an assortment of monsters. Hideki watched in horror as a woman, still holding her young child, was skewered by a scythe-like arm of something that might have been a hyena, or a pig. Hideki couldn’t process the scene fast enough to make a distinction. He realized he had been screaming.

“Hideki, are you nervous?” KOS-MOS asked, looking back at him casually.

“Wh-wh-what?” Hideki stammered, “There’s, m-monsters and, oh, God, KOS-MOS, we have to run!”

He began to turn, but KOS-MOS stepped back to him, taking hold of his arm. “No, Hideki. Do not be nervous.”

Confused, Hideki stared into her eyes as light started bending around her. The bright daylight coming through the windows seemed to pale for a moment as numbers and words Hideki couldn’t understand fused and broke apart in the space in front of them.

“We will protect each other, Hideki.” KOS-MOS said placidly as she brought the chaingun to bare on the incoming mob. Time slowed down, there was a smooth whirring sound. The sound of the chaingun’s fire nullified all other sound in the world.

Hideki saw red.


KOS-MOS and Hideki are open for interraction, if you happen to be under seige at the same airport.

She ran through the fallen halls of Arkham, past the strange woman that was attacking Arkham, seemingly forgetting that she herself had just finished doing just that. For some reason she just couldn’t get that smiling face out of her head, it reminded her of her father the way she was just laughing while the halls burned behind her. I need to do something here… There was a crash, the giant spider-like monstrocity the woman rode upon smashing one of it’s arms into the wall, breaking out the man known as Bullseye in the process.

“Here,” she spoke through the grin of a maniac, motioning towards a pile of small rocks. “Judging by the target carved in your head I’d guess you’re that Bullseye fucker. Use those, have a blast!” Hurling one of the stones, it entered the back of one of the still-alive workers’ heads, shooting out of the man’s mouth, and the assassin joined her for a laugh as he made his way deeper into the halls to show the staff exactly what he thought of them.

“Oh… shit,” the teenaged woman said as she watched Mayhem go deeper into the bowels of this hellhole, where all the real villains stay, the ones that belong here. She stood there, breathing heavily and watching as everything she’d hated just fell down around her and somehow she felt the need to stop it. A cry of pain from behind her entered her ears. “Dammit,” turning around, Duela found one of the guards, wall collapsed upon his leg. “Hold on,” the woman assured him, lifting it up dragging him out of the rubble.

“Miss Dent?” Duela heard a female voice from behind her. Spinning around, a blonde woman in a business suit walked towards her - one of the doctors here. Duela nodded, “We may need your help here.”

“Jenet and I can handle things here,” came the voice of Jonathan Crane as he and his two secretaries stood beside his colleague, “But we need someone to find help to stop all this. Unfortunately, you’re the only one we can ask to do this, you’re the fastest we’ve got around here.” Not exactly the best way to ask her, but even Duela’s broken mind could get that people needed her, so she agreed to it and began to run past the two, away from Mayhem.

“You realize how fucked up that girl’s memory is, right?” asked the doctor with a thick Texas accent. “Why the hell don’t you just do it yourself, Crane? Last time I checked you can’t hold your own in a fight anyway.” He looked down the hall, “Phone lines are all cut, by the away. Whoever this is, she knows what she’s doing.”

“He’s right, boss,” Juni told the director, “What do you plan on doing here? Getting your ass beat?”

“Oh,” he assured her, a hesitant look on his face as he reached into his coat, pulling out a sacloth mask and taking a deep breath, “I suppose I can scare up a few tricks.” He looked at the Scarecrow mask he used to wear proudly with apprehension, not wanting to go back to those days. “One last time,” Crane assured himself.

Duela ran out of a large hole in the wall and turned around, looking at the disaster area behind her, she could hear the cackling of Mayhem Mackenzie echoing through the halls, finding it’s way out of the facility. Her chalk white fist balled up, her teeth clenched, she couldn’t fight that thing the brown-haired woman was riding on her own. Looking around, she saw that the assailant was not alone, various creatures known as chimera were also in the area, and the clown was unarmed and wearing nothing but an orange jumpsuit smeared with blood from hugging that psychopath.

Whatever it was she needed to do, the escapee couldn’t do it alone, or like this. After a few deep breaths, Duela grabbed two of the Arkham guards that were still conscious outside and began to run towards the fallen walls, leaping over the rubble and continuing to fly on her feet down the lonely road into the city limits of New Gotham, placing the two men far enough away from the carnage to be safe before continuing into the maze of towering buildings that made up the city.

“Help…” she thought aloud as her bare feet glided through the hot blacktopped streets of the gigantic metropolis, twisting around the corners of buildings as gracefully as she could in such a frantic hurry. “How the hell am I supposed to find any help?” In her frenzy, she managed to completely overlook the fact that she wasn’t the only one running as fast as her feet could carry her through the city streets.

Reaching her destination, the clown threw the door open to one of her old hideouts, smiling between long, dragged-out breaths as she leaned against the frame of the open door, relieved to see everything was just as she left it. The door closing itself as soon as she let it go, Duela looked down at herself. This just won’t do, she thought as she stared at the dusty, bloody jumpsuit forced upon her by Arkham. Gaining a very substantial feeling of satisfaction from tearing it off of her, she threw it into the corner with a smile and grabbed one of her own outfits, pulling up the low-riding purple pants and throwing on a matching jacket, fastening a single button between her breasts before digging through a number of cardboard boxes.

The woman grabbed two purple sleeves, pulling them up onto her arms and stuffing them with modified playing cards and other assorted materials. She filled her pockets with marbles, jacks, and assorted cans, not checking to actually see if they were weapons or just regular novelty items, and pinned a flower onto her coat. “Oh, almost forgot…” She grabbed a pair of purple shoes and slid them onto her pale feet before running up two flights of steel stairs and exitting onto the roof. “You know,” Duela mused aloud, jumping across the alley behind her hideout and grabbing onto a fire escape ladder, climbing up to higher ground, “Who the fuck am I supposed to get to help!?”

Back and forth she paced, hands folded behind her back as the girl thought of ways to get in contact with the Titans, or the Batman, or anyone else. “Heroes… I need to find a way to get to them… Dammit!” Kicking a small iron chimney out of frustration, she wracked her brain trying to remember how it was she kept in contact with the Titans. Why don’t I know how I did it? “Why can’t Batman just have a big light to shine in the sky when you need him?”

She walked to the edge of the building, overlooking the rising cloud of smoke from the downed buildings Mayhem had destroyed when she arrived, her own thoughts blocking out the screams of the people below. As she looked at the streets, only one thing caught her eye. “Aha! A police car!” the woman shouted as she jumped down from the fourth-story rooftop, landing on the roof of the car and rolling down the hood.

Two men climbed out of the car, a large, black-haired man and a smaller one, both in white uniforms, notebooks firmly in their pockets. “You okay, ma’am?” the smaller officer asked her in a thick British accent, leaning down as his partner inspecting the damage done to the car itself. “Hello?” he placed a hand on her forehead, and her eyes slowly opened. “I’m Sergeant Nicholas Angel, Gotham City PD, what happened?”

She groaned. “That may not have been the best idea I ever had…” she said, sitting up. The policeman helped her up to her feet as she cracked her neck with her left hand. “Wait… What was my idea again?”

“Do you remember your name?”

“Oh, right,” she exclaimed, reaching around the small man and pulling him close, pressing his body against her own and grabbing a silver slinky from her pocket, holding it to the side of his head like a gun. “Kidnapping gets the attention of the big superheroes, and so do cops, so kidnapping a policeman would get them here twice as fast. Uhhh… This is a stickup!”

“Actually,” her hostage corrected her, struggling against the woman’s surprisingly strong grip, “New Gotham protocol states that the correct term is police officer. ‘Policeman’ comes off as a bit sexist with female officers being rather common the-”

“SHUT UP AND GET BATMAN OR SOMEBODY OVER HERE!” she shouted at him, “Or you get a slinky to the skull! Now, I need some help here.”

“Nick!” shouted his partner, reaching for his gun. The sergeant shook his head, knowing that even something as silly as this could be a real threat in New Gotham, “But… Shouldn’t we get her to Arkham?” he asked.

“Not without backup,” the woman told him, “That’s what I came here for. Somebody attacked Arkham and she’s letting everyone there go! I need the Titans or the Avengers or the Batmen or nextWAVE! I need somebody, dammit!” She pressed the coil against her captive’s temple. “Go on! Get somebody!”

“How do you know all this?” he asked her.

“Because I just busted out of Arkham and they asked me to save it! I know that sounds crazy but it’s true!” She turned to the larger man, his nametag reading “Officer Butterman,” and pointed with her slinky. “You!” the redhead yelled, “Get Batman, or… Or somebody!”


tl;dr

As the senior staff of Arkham decided to defend it, they decided to send Duela to get some help that could potentially deal with Mayhem. After arming herself with her usual comedy-themed arsenal and ditching the Arkham jumpsuit, Duela decided the best way to get a hero’s attention would be to take a hostage, and her choice was two members of the New Gotham Police Department - Nicholas Angel and Danny Butterman.

She’s open for interaction.

“So, Mr. Smith.” Auron sipped his martini and thought for a moment. “Do you recall much else about the Steel Samurai?”

“I’m afraid I don’t, simply that I enjoyed it. I can’t even recall how old I was in this memory.”

“Unfortunate. You appear to be in your… early 40s, like me?”

“That… is likely accurate.” The Negotiator toyed with his olive for a moment.

“That likely places you at roughly the same age I was when the Steel Samurai began airing, in the 12 to 16 range, the actual target demographic for the show’s premiere being 12, which is why Cherry Blossoms of Love occurred during the 4th season…”

“Careful, dood.” Porter nudged Roger with his flipper and gestured at Auron. “Once he gets going, something needs to blow up before he’ll stop.”

The attorney lowered his glasses and gifted the prinny with a one-eyed glare. Unperturbed, Porter went back to sipping his rum & Coke and ogling passing women.

“I have an idea.” Auron held the skewer holding his olive out of the way as he finished his martini. “I have the entire series on VHS and DVD, including home-made tapes off broadcast as well as the limited-edition remastered DVD reissues that came out last year. Perhaps when the convention is over, I could let you borrow a few of my tapes. Even if they don’t jog your memory, you may enjoy seeing them all over again for the first time.”

Roger finished his own martini and stared into the glass a moment. “Thank you for the offer, but no. I… usually leave memories alone when they surface. It’s… easier that way. Happier.”

“Hm. As you wish.” Auron plucked the olive out of his drink, stripped it off the skewer, ate it, then toyed with the tiny plastic sword for a moment.

“Hey, dood, you’re a Negotiator, right? Like, how do you get into that job, dood?”

“Well, you need a strong array of people skills, plus-”

Anything more Roger may have said was both drowned and interrupted by a crash as a cyborg lion leapt through the bar’s front window, scattering a pair of tables and upending one of the patrons. The lion’s buzzsaw-like mane whined menacingly as it spun, matched by a growl from the lion itself as it placed one front paw atop the squirming drunk’s back and began shredding the man’s pants off with one hind paw. Auron raised an eyebrow as he spun off his stool.

“Porter. Sword.” The attorney held one hand out behind him even as he stalked forward, loosening his tie with the other hand. People dropped to the floor around the bar, some making an abortive dash for the exit only to realize the lion was in the way. One extraordinarily drunk man yelled for someone to turn the jukebox down, the newfangled music sounded like glass breaking.

“Coming up, dood!” Hopping off his own stool, the prinny popped the latches on the aluminum briefcase, unfastening a set of snap-fastened elastic straps once the case was open and removing a massive black and silver blade, the very same one that had jogged Roger Smith’s memory. Hurrying forward on his little pointy legs, Porter thrust the handle of the sword into Auron’s hand.

With a grunt, the swordsman planted his other hand on the handle, sweeping the blade in a horizontal arc just above the level of the tables. The massive steel edge sheared through bottles, glasses, those little Lucite stands that hold ads for beer or the place’s chicken wings made with Creepy Old Uncle Howard’s Special Lizard Squeezing Sauce… and hurling the resultant shrapnel at the lion. In terms of actual damage, a weak attack, but it got the lion’s attention and gave the patron time to crawl for the bathroom, where he was later found stuck halfway through the bathroom window by a wandering pack of hobos. The situation became decidedly ironic shortly after that, but that is neither here nor now.

Auron grounded the end of his blade, pushing it up into a narrow wall as the lion roared/squealed/buzzed and charged, metal-augmented weight making the floorboards shake. Sparks flew as the defense attorney whipped the blade in the path of each claw swipe, the only attack reaching through the shield being a light tag from the bladed mane that ripped through his lower pant leg, drawing a thin line of blood.

Roger leaned over the bar, looking at the barman huddled behind his bar. “Is there a back way out of here?”

“Y-yes! Through the kitchen!” Suddenly reminded, the bartender scrambled for the kitchen door, leaving little but a breeze and Roger saying “Hold on, I haven’t paid for our drinks… yet…” Frowning, the Negotiator rose off his stool and raised his hands to draw the crowd’s attention.

“Attention, everyone. I would like to ask you all to proceed calmly and easily through the kitchen and out the back door.” The TV over the bar caught the Negotiator’s eye, showing a live aerial view from a news chopper, buildings and cars burning, hordes of chimeras swarming the streets, and suddenly static in response to a flare of light from the ground below the chopper. The camera cut back to the studio and the anchors looking very nervous, and Roger looked back to the crowd who were beginning to edge towards the bar and the kitchen door. “I, ah, recommend you get out of the city as quickly as possible, but not by car. The roads will be obstructed, and cars are big targets.”

Porter sat on the bar, Auron’s briefcase beside him with a bowl of bar nuts set atop it. Around a beakful of salt, Porter said, “Good advice, dood.”

“You’re not leaving?”

“I’m on the job, dood. I was sent along to help Auron during the convention, and he’s about the safest place around anyway.” The prinny gestured to Auron fending off the lion’s strikes with moderate ease. “He hasn’t even gotten serious yet, dood. Besides, if this lasts past 5, I get time and a half.”

Grunting, Auron swung his blade back, swinging it around through a table to shear one front leg off the lion. The cyborg slumped to the ground for a moment before a red light sparked in its cybernetic eye and it pushed itself upright again, balancing steadily on three legs. Auron stepped back a moment to gauge the battlefield, nodding as he noted everyone gone but Roger, Porter, and the old drunk, who was complaining about the service being slow. Roger stepped forward.

“There’s more in the streets, it looks like they’re everywhere. We’re helping, right?”

“Of course.” Shoving himself forward, the attorney’s heavy blade flashed in the light of the neon sign shining in the intact window.


More to come, possibly by Lucent, possibly by me, possibly by… someone else. Who? It is a mystery (_o)/ (By which I mean it could be you. Yes, you.)

Because every good tournament needs a good peptucking.

Cleofis Randolph the Patriarch admits to being a bastard, and will be playing as Strider Hiryu from Marvel vs. Capcom 2, and will be bringing along an assist, Doctor Stephen Strange from the Marvel Universe. I will consider the ramifications my actions will have on love, peace, anarchy, freedom, and everything in-between. Peace, god bless, and no homo.

Southtown- Illusions Bar
(Crimson Flame~Let the Games Begin!)

?My despised skin told me/that with these hands/someday, we?ll kill the gods?

Clenching a pen between his teeth, Kyo Kusanagi read over the newest composition he had written as a favor for a friend of his. He knew that this was a bit grittier than his normal works, but it seemed that the lead singer for his friend?s band liked it that way. Frowning a bit, he rubbed the top of his head with one hand while holding the paper in the other. He already had half a mind to torch the thing-

?Kyo!? The sound of a familiar voice snapped him out of that thought process. Rock Howard walked up to the Kusanagi heir, sitting down in the barstool next to him. He breathed a sigh of relief before saying, ?You?re still here…?

Kyo raised an eyebrow before taking the pen out of his mouth and twirled the writing utensil in his hand. What did he mean by that? ?Of course I didn?t leave. Why would I?? He paused before handing the paper to the blonde, still scowling slightly. ?Here. I don?t know if that?ll be good enough, but just take it before I decide to torch the damn thing.? He just hoped that their lead didn?t retcon the lyrics again…he already wanted to torch the jackass for that.

Rock?s crimson optics scanned over the paper before setting it down and giving him the thumbs-up. ?We?re good. Thanks, Kyo. I seriously owe ya one. Dante was beside himself in getting something ready before Halloween. I think we?ll be fine. If anything, we?ll just do some light editing.? He knew that it?d be much better than the last time. Dante had retconned the entire piece. He chuckled as he remembered Kyo?s reaction, then grimaced. Damn, my wounds still sting from that fight with Crow and Blood Moses…

?Oi, Rock. You okay? You look a bit pale. You haven?t been getting yourself involved with street gangs again, have you?? Kyo asked in a deadpan voice. Sure, Rock was Terry?s protoge, but he still carried that damned criminal?s legacy on his shoulders. Southtown wasn?t very forgiving toward her oppressors, even to the seed of said oppressors. The kid tried his damnedest to forge a new path for himself, but sometimes old demons still sprung up to try and make him stray from that path.

?N-no. Just got involved in a few street fights with Soiree.? Rock then decided to quickly change the subject before Kyo decided to probe further. ?Hey, did you know that Iori Yagami?s band is in the area??

?Nice try, but- wait. Yagami?s in town??

He nodded, glad that he had remembered. ?Yeah, we were supposed to be the opening act for the New Gotham and Metropolis shows, but Dante canceled the New Gotham gig at the last second. Said he had some ?personal issues? to take care of.? That in itself wasn?t odd; the man usually canceled at the last second. It was just the fact that he never explained why he did so.

He couldn?t believe it. Here he was in Southtown for some R n? R before the next KoF tournament, and this little gem of opportunity shows itself. The chance to make fun of his mortal enemy, and he couldn?t do a damn thing to stop him. This was too good to pass up. Yagami…performing… I?ve known for ages that he was in a band, but the chance to crash one of his concerts? Heh. This is gonna be great… just the mere concept of him in one baffles the mind. ?So, when are these shows gonna be??

?Uh…the New Gotham show?s tonight…?

Kyo gave the blonde a diabolical smirk. ?Count me in.?

New Gotham Stadium

After snagging a front-row seat (BECAUSE HE?S THE KUSANAGI, BITCH!), Kyo found himself trying his hardest not to bust out laughing during the concert. Good Kami, this was too rich. And all these girls squealing about wanting to have his babies didn?t make the situation any better for the Kusanagi. Keh! They had no idea how Yagami really was. Sure, he may have looked calm and collected onstage, but otherwise…he was fucking insane. Didn?t help the fact that Yagami was, at one point, obsessed with killing him, but that?s besides the point.

In all actuality, he was surprised that Yagami hadn?t found out that he was here. Maybe the lights have affected his brain. Yeah. That?s probably it. He snickered, glancing upward as Iori was about to launch into his solo. However, something else caught the Kusanagi heir?s eye.

A red streak was bouncing around a bluish object, the two ignoring the screams and gasps as they crashed to the stage, almost sending Iori to the ground. Shame. Kyo frowned slightly, then vaulted onstage. Could never get a break from this. ?Oi, Yagami! These clowns friends of yours??

The Yasakani heir glared over to see his eternal blood rival and snorted. ?No! And they?re ruining my solo!? Cursing under his breath, he rolled out of the way as the red-clad figure started shooting a pair of pistols at the blue creature.

?Okay, then, who?s on our side?? Kyo asked, getting into his fighting stance. Luckily, Iori?s bandmates were starting to leave. Good. The less people up here, the better. He ignored the screaming coming from the audience as he and Iori stood next to each other, trying to assess the situation.

?I don?t care, I just want them out of here!?

Kyo chuckled a bit. ?Fair enough.?

Dante grabbed Jedah?s regrown blade-wing and wrenched it forward, forcefully slamming his knee into Jedah?s face before extending his leg and kicking off, landing on the stage with a soft thump and a grin. ?Don?t tell me you?re getting tired already! I?m just starting to get into my rhythm!? He taunted, feigning disappointment as he readied Agni and Rudra for another attack. Sure, he was bleeding in several places, but hey, no guts, no glory, right? He then Devil Triggered, allowing the power of the fire and wind demons to flood his system and alter his appearance. Sure, he wasn?t good-looking in this form, but the power more than compensated for that. He then spun the scimitars to create another tornado of fire and wind, this time much stronger than the last. The tornado launched the ?dark savior? into the scaffolding, only stopping when Dante felt something solid hit his back. ?What the…?? The half-devil quickly turned, glaring the red-haired man that attacked him. ?What?re you doing, idiot?? He growled.

Iori didn?t reply as he started to lash out at the now-transformed Dante again and again, employing the Yumebiki technique. He then threw one arm back, the trademark purple flames engulfing his lower arm before he threw them toward the creature in front of him, hoping to get him off his damn stage.

Dante staggered back a bit, cursing internally. Purple flames? Who the hell is this guy? He brushed the flames off, annoyed. Christ…couldn?t be the Yasakani flame…they supposedly died out already. Great. What?s next, the Kusanagi? He moved away from him, ignoring the singer to go after Jedah, who was trying to collect the souls of the audience- and succeeding. ?Morons.?

Kyo watched in horror as droves of the audience began to collapse and a cloud of what appeared to be their souls converged around the vampire. Shaking his head, a flame sprung to life in his hand as he rushed the creature responsible for this and nailed him with a hard uppercut, adding flames to increase the damage ratio.

Dante gave Iori a forceful push, his Devil Triggered form already beginning to fade. He growled slightly as he noticed some other people fighting off Jedah. Idiots…how could they do anything? He strode forward, ignoring the gasps of surprise coming from the audience as they recognized the white-haired man, both swords in hand-

Until he felt someone gripping his shoulder. Scowling a bit, he turned to see that Iori was the one that stopped him. ?You… you?re Dante from the band Devils Never Cry, correct??

?What of it??

?Was this what you meant by ?personal business??? Iori asked, eyes narrowed slightly. This probably wasn?t the best time for questions, but…maybe the rumors about this guy were true, then. That he wasn?t just a smartass rock star…he had connections to the Underworld. And not just the criminal underworld…the actual Underworld.

Dante snorted, twisting out of Iori?s grip. ?Look, Yagami. Either help or get the fuck out of my way. I don?t need baggage right now.? Before Iori could say any more, the red-clad hunter had already started to close the gap between himself and the vampire, ready to begin another assault. The lopsided grin returned to his face as he noticed one of the people fighting the vampire-bastard had sent him flying with a hard uppercut, also engulfed with flames. ?Not bad, pyro-boy.?

Kyo staggered back after his attack, both hands now engulfed in flames. This guy was tougher than he thought. Grimacing slightly, he brought both hands up to counter an orb of dark energy that Jedah had launched at him, gritting his teeth from the effort. He took a step forward, the Crimson Flames flaring around the energy until it completely consumed it, causing the projectile to burst into flames. Lowering his hands, Kyo grinned. Okay, maybe it wasn?t so bad.

Dante raised an eyebrow at the transpiring events, grinning wider as he sheathed Agni and Rudra to draw Ebony and Ivory. Okay, I take that back…so that kid?s the Kusanagi heir. Not bad, kid. Not bad at all. He fired a rapidfire clip alongside Kyo?s flame-enhanced punches and Zero?s sword slashes, which had been going on for some time now. The bastard was making this more trouble than it was worth, jackpot or no. ?COME ON, YA CRAZY BASTARD! ARE YOU SCARED OF ME?!!? He screamed, beckoning Jedah to follow him, his lopsided grin growing as he fired again-

And finding one of Iori?s bandmates pressed against him, kissing him violently. Sure, he appreciated the attention, and it didn?t hurt that she was hot, either. But, and as much as he hated to admit it, work came first. But that didn?t mean he?d leave her empty-handed, however. He opened his mouth for a moment, allowing her access before pulling away, giving her a roguish grin. ?As much as I?d love for you to get a full taste, babe, I?ve got something to take care of first.? He then winked at her before he pulled away, firing a few more shots as he noticed Iori join the fray.

?So, finally decided to drop the facade, ne, Yagami?? Kyo asked as the red-haired man drew one hand back, sending a pillar of flame straight at their intended target. He received a glare in return from his blood rival as the two stood side-by-side.

?Shut up, Kyo. If you want to get rid of him as much as I do, then just help Dante out and get ready.?

?Dante…?? Kyo glanced over at the red-clad man, who was slicing at the vampire again and again, trying to gain some sort of opening. Wait, that can?t be the same Dante that Rock mentioned…could it? He shook his head before noticing that Zero and I-no were fighting off Jedah while Dante and Iori were talking. Noting the gesture from the white-haired man, Kyo moved in closer.

?Alright, I think that if we have you two torch him at the same time, I can move in and finish him off. I can trust you two to get along long enough to do that?? Dante asked with a smirk, Rebellion now slung over his shoulder. He knew enough about the Orochi and its connection to the three clans from an old book he was forced to read as a kid. In all actuality, he was surprised that he had remembered as much as he did. He made it a point not to read unless it was absolutely necessary.

The two nodded, striding forward until they were only a few feet away from Jedah, who had just knocked I-no and Zero back with a forceful swipe of his blade-wings. Kyo drew his arm back, Iori copying the motion as they concentrated on summoning their flames to their hands. What the two didn?t notice, however, was that Iori?s flames were crimson instead of their standard purple color.

?Asobi wa owari da!?* Both yelled, a double wave of crimson striking Jedah before he could react, the sacred flames searing their opponent?s flesh as he stood there, trying to beat it off.

?BACK OFF!? Dante screamed as he pulled the trigger on Spiral. Both Kyo and Iori leaped back as the half-devil let the projectile fly from close range, watching as it struck Jedah?s still-flaming body in the arm, almost completely severing it from the shoulder. Just for good measure, the hunter rushed forward and sent of energy from Rebellion, blasting the damn vampire back into a pile of speakers. ?..jackpot.? But before he could rush forward to finish him off, a cloud of bats swarmed his vision, and when they cleared, there was no sign of Jedah.


*“Playtime’s over!”

Kyo Kusanagi has made the scene! With the help of Iori and his bandmates, Dante and Kyo have successfully driven Jedah away, critically injured. However, they still have to deal with the audience and the incoming chimeras.

Open for interaction. dies at keyboard

?RIZero admits to being a bastard, and will be playing as Samus Aran “the Fett” (Metroid Series) and will be bringing along an assist, Lucca “Ashtear” Solo (Chrono Trigger/Chrono Cross) I will consider the ramifications my actions will have on love, peace, anarchy, freedom, and everything in-between. Peace, god bless, and no homo.?

(Samus Aran The Fett)
I sighed as I parked my ship in orbit, taking a landing pod to get to the city on the surface of the planet below. I once more checked out the suits functions, all systems green. It was a good day for me… and likely to be a harsh one for those in my way. While I was in re-entry I reflected on what brought me to this out of the way place…

  • Flashback! *
    “So that is why this Iori needs to be found and stopped. Your normal fees?” The comm unit buzzed

“Double if he’s as dangerous as you are talking about.” I replied.

“Agreed. Coordinates will be sent to your ship.”

I sighed. It was easy money, really, being a bounty hunter for the Hutt and his crew.

flashback end

And even better, I had learned from another source that a long time bounty of the Hutts might be here too… I hoped to run into her.

(Lucca “Ashtear” Solo)

Those damn bounty hunters The thought echoed in Lucca’s head as she recalled the battle that had forced her to land the Epoch Falcon on this planet with a crash almost two years before. Left in hiding to fend for herself here, she tried to make the best of things. So where was she? At a concert. A very loud concert. Then there was a familiar sound behind her. The ka-click of power armor.

“Lucca Solo, I am Samus Aran of the Fetts. You will surrender now or-” Lucca didn’t wait for the sentence to finish to turn and fire at the power armor with a concealed phase pistol, knocking the bounty hunter back into the crowd.

~ ~ ~

Samus and Lucca are playing cat and mouse in the crowds. Note that Samus is taking on the role of Star Wars’s Bobba Fett… and Lucca is Han Solo in some ways.

Bright Noa is currently taking a dump.

He’s up for interaction, but don’t you dare make him come outta there.

< Here I go! I hope I didn’t screw up anything…and if I did–please don’t kill me! >_<; >

***Destination Delayed


Ash was currently sitting on top of a building with a smirk that graced his lips as he looked down at the city beneath him that would be bustling with life in the morning and at certain other times of the day. But at least right nowlate in the afternoon to be precisethat was not the case even as the horizon was still apparent and the clouds were barely in clusters that would usually block out the suns rays. All seemed quiet and peaceful; this city could not possibly predict the chaotic events forthcomingeven this night would not be a peaceful one. Well, depends. Ash thought once actually taking into consideration of what was going to go on.

A concert.

The platinum blonde kicked his legs a little up and down like a child who was impatiently waiting for school to be let out at the last period during class. Well, not really but close enoughthe blonde was also wearing a blue coat that looked kinda winter-ish on his normal red attire along with a blue scarf and a light blue hat. What? It was a bit cold and it was going to get colder later this night. Ash then soon found himself in front of the building after jumping down on a few buildings that had a lower rise so he could jump to the ground without injuring himself. Although a few stories were still high he managed to land perfectly on his feet without damaging himself.

Although people were staring. Ash sweat-dropped and ignored them. I would stay but, Im afraid Id be a little late for a special concert~

Ash found himself walking the late afternoon streets with no sense of what you would call being out on the guard for ambushes. He certainly wasnt surely the type to really care or pay attention to that for that matter anyhow. Although there was a look on his face that read he was completely content with his situation as he walked through many alleyways, streets, and sidewalks. Then he happened to notice a food stand that smelled particularly goodhed get some sometime on the way back. Ash hummed to himself a tune whichreally wasnt a tune of a particular song but one he had made up because he thought it had fit the mood. Ash put one step onto the streets pavement where the white chalk that designated where the pedestrians should walk. He hummed.

When he was taking his precious time walking across the streetof course ignoring all the agitated yelling from the people in the cars, trucks, and what nots for him still taking his time when the light was green. One person however, apparently was not going to take this shit and put his foot on the petal of his big eighteen-wheeler truck, ready to run over Ash even though the light had turned back to red. The person behind said wheels shouted at him through the window of the door of the side of the truck where one would get out,

Get the hell out of my way or die you little scumbag!

Idiot.

Ash grinned and he turned to face the truck that was coming right at him instead of just moving forward; he wanted to see what would happen. Apparently though, the driver was not expecting this and hastily stepped on the brakes but since he had gone at full speedpeople who were watching had swore that Ash had gotten hit. Some gasped when the truck finally stoppedwhen the driver got out he and the people looked frantically, worried that he might be dead. The people yelled at him and when the driver found himself pushed against the truck by the mob of people, the truck seemed to have spontaneously combusted. People screamed and ran away from the truck but the poor driver unfortunately had been too close and welllets not talk about that shall we?

Although he considered where he was to be definitely far away from his original destination he could not help but he someone who appeared to be causing trouble by holding two people hostages. As Ash was just about to walk by he suddenly found himself being pulled in the opposite direction of where he was more less inclined to go. He was sure as hell about to flame the moron who kept him from going where he wanted to when he saw that the culprit was no where in sight and suddenly he found himself standing in front of a scene which he dubbed one with a hostage being held. Ash sighed, putting his hands on his hips for a moment behind placing his right hand on his forehead in slight annoyance. This seemed far from professional to him.

“…Ok, where the hell do you think you’re doing?”

Ash asked, holding up a hand that had green flame form from the palm. This day just keeps getting better and better. Of course what he had thought was really short of sarcasm. The prospect of seeing the girl wielding a slinky definitely lowered his opinion on what she was trying to do here. What she did next blew his mind.

Duela pointed at him with her slinky as if it were the common auto-matic weapon called a gun. Who’s this guy? Then she shouted out at him something that made Ash knew he had wasted more time in his personal agenda,

“You…Uhh…Whoever you are…Actually um, that’s a very good question–who ARE you? Wait, no, it doesn’t matter, you aren’t the one who I’m looking for. I need somebody who is strong–a hero or something.”

Then Duela looked at the cop she was holding–Nick Angel–and asked,

“Hey, you, is that guy some kinda of superhero I don’t recognize or something?”

The officer, not even knowing or recognizing Ash supposedly did not know what to do at this point and instead opted for a shrug. Duela sighed before looking back at Ash.

“Well, there’s only ONE way to make sure then…”

Duela got into a battle stance…somewhat–Ash thought maybe she was being serious but when she attacked him with a slinky he seriously wished he hadn’t thought she was serious. The platinum-haired blonde sighed, turning his back on the girl, saying,

“Look. I thought you looked like someone who I actually would waste my time on you…my mistake.”

One thing Ash Crimson learned the hard way was that he should have never turned his back on her. I’ll show him to belittle me like that…Duela took out what appeared to be a harmless spray can–until she pressed the little red button on top of it which shot out silly string that one touched Ash’s back gave a shock. This caused Ash to turn around, throwing his blue coat to the ground along with his hate brought out his green flame from both of the palm of his hands shot it out towards her. He looked slightly annoyed as the words escaped from his mouth,

“Why you…”

Duela flipped backwards to avoid the flame.

The pale-skinned woman landed on the top of a rusted black dumpster, flies and other insects scattering as the steel structure rattled beneath her purple boots, the emerald flame dying as it hit the graffiti-filled brick wall behind it. Her head tilted back to the dying flame as it dissipated into mere smoke before turning to face her red-clad attacker with a puzzled look. “Who the hell makes green fire?” she asked him as she stood erect on the hollow steel beneath her.

Holding up his right hand and extending his index finger, another fireball formed above his unusually long fingernail. “I wouldn’t mock it if I were you, hon,” the man said with a bit of a frown. Flattening his palm, the flame became bigger. His blue eyes ran the girl up and down as he brought his hand down, preparing to hurl the burning energy at her. “It could be the end of yo-”

“HOT POTATO!” Duela shouted, reaching into her jacket and throwing a can of peanuts at the man, who instinctively doused his fire and caught the object with both hands. As the harlequin began to laugh, he looked up towards her, puzzled.

“You know, for some reason I feel like I know exactly where this is going,” the man thought aloud. As if on cue, the lid sprung open, a toy snake shooting out and slamming into the bottom of the man’s chin, rocking his head backwards and sending him down onto the filthy New Gotham pavement. “Do you have any idea how hard it is to clean leather?” he complained as he spun to the side and to his feet in a single movement, avoiding her strike as she leapt down at him. He bent forward to avoid a spinning kick from Duela, and extended his own foot, igniting it with emerald flames and ramming it into her stomach, sending her staggering backwards and frantically rubbing and slapping at the small flames that caught on her coat. “Just who the hell are you, anyway?”

She ducked to avoid a punch to the face, rolling on the ground and getting to her feet behind him, spinning around with her right arm extended trying to hit him square in the back of the head. Ash reached up with his own arm, blocking the attack. “Me?” she asked him, pushing away before both took a fighting pose. “Everybody knows who I am!” She held out a Joker card for him to see and smiled before dropping it to the ground. “Who are you?”

“That’s attacking an officer, assault, and now littering,” said Sergeant Nicholas Angel from the sidelines, writing still more in his ticket book as he watched everything unfold.

Ash crossed his arms, chuckling a bit. “The Joker… That’s the best you can come up with?” he asked her with a condescending tone, throwing a flame at the woman and watching her cartwheel to the side to avoid the attack. “You’re not The Joker. Who are you, really?”

“I asked you first!” She shouted, pulling out her spray-tazer and and firing the electric strings at him. He gracefully avoided them all before grabbing them with his hands, away from the exposed tips and pulling her towards him, ramming a knee into the clown’s stomach.

Grabbing Duela by her red hair, Ash pulled her up from her hunched over position and looked her in the eyes. “Actually, I was the one who asked you first. I’ve got police witnesses if you need.” The two looked over to the officers, both nodding in agreement with the Frenchman. “But if you really need to know,” he threw her to the ground, “My name is Ash Crimson, and you know what?” He held up his hand, showing her his nails, “I had plans for today, I was on my way to get my nails done and go to a concert and then you’re here attacking a bunch of police officers and AGH!” he shouted as his monologue was interrupted by an orange bouncing ball thrown straight at his nose. “And why can’t you just fight me? What’s with all the tricks?” he complained as he rubbed the sides of his nose with two fingers.

“Because,” the redhead answered him, a large smile across her face as she stepped slowly towards him, opening her arms slowly. After standing still for a few short seconds, she flung her arms forward, two full decks of cards scattering between them and all around Ash. “It’s just not fun that way!” Automatically, he brought his arms up to shield his eyes and as the torrent of cards began to harmlessly flutter to the ground, he lowered his guard and opened his eyes, only to see a stark white fist coming straight between his eyes, knocking him down.

With an angry growl, the leather-clad man shot his leg up, kicking her as hard he could between the legs and throwing a small fireball at her face. As she stumbled back, both hands grasping her face, he got up and removed the blue scarf from his neck, whipping it forward and wrapping it around the woman, pulling her back to him and igniting his own foot, performing a backflip and kicking her in the chin, sending her falling down onto the concrete below, groaning in pain. “Okay, enough games,” he said, standing over her and holding a green fire above his upturned palm, “Now who are you?”

The cocking of guns echoed in the alleyway as the two officers drew their pistols and aimed them at Duela, the three men now standing over her in a circle. “Okay fine fine fine!” she shouted, sitting up and holding her hands in the air. “I’m Duela and I’m looking for the Batmen or the Titans or someone to stop some crazy lady - some new crazy lady from completely destroying Arkham and freeing everyone there!” She looked up at the long-haired man, “You’ll have to do! Come on!”

She began to get up and reach for his arm to drag him with her, but Angel was quicker, and slapped a handcuff on her wrist. The smaller man felt a hand on his shoulder. “You know, maybe we should check out what she’s saying,” Butterman told him, nodding. “If she’s telling the truth, then we’ll need to get the hell over there.”

“You’re right, Danny,” he said, walking towards the black and white squad car and donning his extremely generic cop sunglasses. “We can’t ignore a claim like this. You two,” he pointed at Duela and Ash, “In the car.”

The larger cop began to smile and chuckle a little. “Yeah, this is gonna be off the fucking chain,” he said in an excited tone.

“SHOTGUN!” Duela yelled, flipping over to the opposite side of the car and jumping in the passenger seat. Recieving three very odd looks as Ash got into the back and Nick into the driver seat, she simply returned their stares. “…I called it,” she pouted as Butterman attempted to pull her from the seat. “Fine, fine!” the woman complained, getting into the back seat, and sticking out her tongue at the constable.

Slamming onto the accellerator, the sergeant drove the speeding Crown Victoria through the streets in the direction of the asylum.

Whole city blocks of office buildings came tumbling to the ground one after the other, fire and debris pouring down like a rain of ashes and brimstone. Amidst the haze of noxious fumes and burning embers emerged a man in a long-white robe scouting the streets on the back of a golden chocobo. Judah Solomon twirled his beard with his finger, deep in thought.

Earlier that day:


“I’m well aware that New Gotham’s a target of Second Wave, Judah.” Bruce Wayne sat at his terminal in the cavern beneath his mansion, sifting through FBI documents and dossiers of individuals known to have even tangential ties to the terrorist organization.

“Then you will help us, Oracle,” Judah said. He looked around, noticing a congregation of bats among the myriad of stalactites hanging from the cavern’s roof. Another quick glance allowed Judah to look at Wayne’s gallery of trophies from villains his team dispatched over the years, including an imposingly giant penny.

“My people are still ill-equipped to deal with an army that size. I’ve called the Titans, the League, and the Avengers, but everyone is either halfway across the world or too busy killing each other in Metropolis. That’s why I called the negotiator from Paradigm.”

“A negotiator?”

“A man I know with a giant robot. You’d do well to enlist him in your group. Do you have a name for your team by any chance?” Bruce asked, taking his eyes off his monitor to glance back at Judah.

“The ternity Numbers.” Bruce’s jaw dropped.

“Judah…are you aware of the origin of that name?”

“I am well aware of it. They were a group that saved the world one thousand years ago. Heroes who are lost in the annals of history, fighting a war in no less than three fronts.”

“And you know what happened to them,” Bruce said.

“Yes. Whether we, the new Numbers survive is irrelevant to me. Even if to save the world we must stand against it, the Numbers will follow through on divine command.”

“Very well. Alfred!” Bruce clicked on a P.A. system echoing throughout the mansion. “Please bring Mr. Hayden down here.”

“As you wish, Master,” a voice clicked back. Within a minute, the Psycho-Pirate was standing before the billionaire and the Hebrew. Hayden stared longingly at the Medusa Mask which Bruce sat beside his keyboard.

“Hayden,” Bruce said. “Tell Mr. Solomon about the Multiverse.”

“Wait,” the Pirate said. “The universe is telling me something. Something about Numbers.”

“The ternity Numbers?” Judah asked.

“Yes. The universe is screaming right now. It’s paging an S.O.S. call throughout the entire Multiverse, crying out for the ‘real Eternals.’ Apparently they’re more equipped to handle something like this. Would you like to tell the universe something?”

“Ask if the universe knows where the man named Zeltrech is!”

“Zeltrech… Zeltrech… the universe is telling you to ask again, one hundred years ago.”

“Judah, what does that mean?” Bruce asked.

“Zeltrech is a wizard who wanders through time and space. He has drunk from the cup of the Multiverse, so he would profit most from conversing with this man.”

“Judah!” Bruce yelled out, calling him over to the monitor. “Reports are streaming in about an army of robots and monsters attacking the city. However your God wishes to gather your Numbers, do it now!”

“I understand.”

“Take my golden chocobo. It’ll fly you out of here fast enough that you’re undetected. Go.”


23. Toshihiko Horiyama - Start of a New Trial! ~ Gyakuten Meets Orchestra

Judah nudged the chocobo’s side with his foot, signaling it to take to the skies again.

“Marche, I’m worried for my daughter. Fly over to the LOL-Mart, I want to see if she’s handling herself as capably as I expect her to.”

“Wark~!” The chocobo called Marche replied, seemingly understanding every word. Like a phoenix, it shone in the skies over a city cast in darkness.

Once Marche hovered above the LOL-Mart, Judah leapt off of it and crashed through the store’s ceiling. He landed in the housewares department with a surprising amount of grace. A torpedo-shooting hippopotamus was about to launch its armament at Judah went the Hebrew lunged for its mouth, quickly clutching its neck in his arms and crushing the life out of the poor beast. Almost immediately, Judah went to slit the hippo’s throat and slice off a chunk of its flesh, when…

“Judah!” Coffy yelled out, backhanding gorillas where she stood. “What the hell are you doing?!”

“I’m going to dine on this animal, which the good Lord sent unto me.”

“That’s fucking sick! You’re not even going to cook it?!”

“I am hungr-”

“I don’t care if you’re hungry! We’ll stop by McDonalds on the way back home!”

“They’ll probably be infested with chimera too. The whole city’s overrun!” Asagi yelled out, slicing open another Starman which appeared behind Judah.

“What do you mean, the city’s overrun?!” Coffy asked while bashing a bouquet of pig-headed petunias with a fire extinguisher.

“She speaks the truth. All of New Gotham was attacked by a legion of chimera and androids. Their leader was reported to be a lone woman wielding a mechanical spider,” Judah explained while shoving the hippo meat down his throat.

“Mechanical spider?!” A cold sweat ran down Coffy’s forehead. She was well aware of who that woman was.

“Yes. It must be the Mayhem girl.”

“FUUUUCK! We’re getting the hell out of here!”

“That was my intention, yes. Marche!” Judah yelled out. The golden chocobo swooped down into the store and landed beside him. “Mount the chocobo, girls!” Asagi and Coffy jumped onto the chocobo’s saddle and Marche pounded the air with its wings, lifting them all up.


“This is the greatest event in the history of mankind. Bar none!” Mayhem pranced around the city in her Machine, playing the band leader to a fold of liberated psychopaths. She clicked on a speaker in the mecha, dispatching new orders to the Starmen. All Starmen and chimera, listen up! There’s an Iori Yagami concert in the northeast! I’m bored so I want to pry the drumset from the band’s cold, dead hands! All Starmen and Chimera, repeat, follow my coordinates! At once, all of the beasts in the city stopped what they were doing, whether it was feasting on human flesh or demolishing more public property, and began a silent, bloody march toward the concert.

As Mayhem led her army to the arena, a swarm of bats swirled around her.

Wait, what?

She stopped, and at once her army, several thousand strong, stopped with her. The bats coalesced into anthropomorphic form, once again giving birth to the form of Jedah Dohma, reappearing into the world with a mad grin.

Fufufufu~! Are you the one responsible for taking vengeance upon mankind? I’m impressed.

That’d be me, yeah, Mayhem replied. The fuck’s your problem?

Actually, I sense that you’re not exactly human yourself.

I’m a cyborg, and I can sense that you’re not exactly smart yourself.

Do not be daft, woman. I propose an allegiance, between our organizations. My modus operandi is not unlike yours I wish to cleanse this human world free from the stain of sin, so that our God will rise again. What say you? Jedah asked, extending his hand to Mayhem’s from beneath the Machine.

Huh. I get it now. Are you a Mormon?

What?

Mormons are ANNOYING! Mayhem wasted no time in punching the vampire’s head off before continuing on to the concert.


“My god, Nick. We came to an asylum but wound up in Bosnia,” Danny Butterman said, surveying the ruins of Arkham Asylum. Ash and Duela remained sitting in the back of the car.

“The phone lines are dead across town. We can’t even begin to call for help now,” Angel replied.

“Nick, do you think this is a ruse?”

“A ruse? Surely the pile of ember and rubble that I see before me isn’t a ruse!”

“No, I mean, do you think the jester-faced psychopathic cunt in the back seat is telling the truth, and some other psychopathic cunt is responsible for this? Remember, we can confirm that the girl in the back seat is a psychopathic cunt. Occam’s Razor says she’s a liar.”

“You just want to fucking shoot her, don’t you?”

“And do you blame me?! I’ve a fresh load of buckshot, enough to render criminals into modern art!”

“You’re not going to fucking shoot her,” Nick said.

“Fine, then. How do we deal with this, then? The whole city is in shambles. We should skip town.”

“Wait… what? Skip town? How could we look our comrades in the face if we desert the city in the middle of its biggest crisis yet?”

“Nick, our comrades are most likely dead. Why don’t we just get back in the car and-”

“Wait a second. Where is our car?”


Ash Crimson was at the wheel of the police cruiser, careening through the rubble-filled streets. Duela finally did get to call shotgun, literally waving a shotgun out the passenger-side front seat.

“Wheee!~ This is great! I feel like I’m some sort of anti-robot crusader, picking off androids with my brand new double-barreled SHAWTGUN!”

“I’m delighted you feel that way!” Ash said, smiling to himself.

“Uh… where’re we going anyway?”

“We’re finally heading to that concert.”

“What?! Don’t you think there’s something more important than your precious glam rock band right about now?”

“Indeed. I know full well the power that this so-called glam rock band hides, and I’m willing to bet they are a likely target of your enemy.” Ash took a moment to play with the fuzzy dice hanging from the rear-view mirror with a cat-like curiosity.

“So you think the woman with the spider-mech-”

“I imagine she’ll be there.”

“Then let’s go! Go go go go-…oh my god.”


“I should have killed that tyrannical bitch. I really should have.” Coffy said while flying above the city on Marche. The trio were scouting the area and found Mayhem’s army marching toward the concert. They were all waiting for the right moment to swoop in and terminate her.

“Don’t be hard on yourself. There’s no way you could’ve prevented something like this.” Asagi stared at the city below, or rather, what was left of it. “It’s like this in every universe I come across. At least you’re doing something about it now.”

“Universes, you say?” Judah asked. “It may be a shot in the dark, but do you know anything about the Multiverse?”

“I know enough about it,” Asagi replied. “What do you need to kn-… oh my god.”


“I think that was the last of 'em,” Kyo Kusanagi said, swinging his fist down and extinguishing the crimson flames that engulfed it. At Kyo’s feet were a pair of baboons with steel balls for hands, knocked out cold. “So now what?”

“Now… you and Yagami can fuck yourselves. Later,” Dante said while headed out of the arena.

“Man, why are you such a gigantic cunt?” Kyo asked.

“Because I’m the one who raised your mama, boy,” Dante spat back.

“Wait. Are you saying you’re Kyo’s granddad?” Iori asked.

“No, of course not! It was a snappy joke!”

“It wasn’t a very funny joke,” Iori said.

“Yeah, it was pretty lame. I know you’re all about the banter, but you gotta learn to resist man.”

“At least I write my own material, Yagami. Ashlee Simpson still writing your lyrics or something?”

“The fuck did he just say? The fuck did he just say, Kyo?”

“I think he said Ashlee Simpson writes your lyrics.”

“Oh, hell no. I’m gonna beat the piss out of this mother-… oh my god.”


[LEFT]24. Toshihiko Sahashi - Apologine - Bleecker St. ~ THE BIG-O II
[/LEFT]

“What the hell is this?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!” Mayhem screamed, crying at the monstrous figure in front of her. It was a behemoth clad in black steel. It had massive arms and legs, a vaguely man-like shape. Its arms were made of pistons, its eyes were blank and emotionless, and on its chest was a large, circular grate. The large, angular mecha had just emerged from the beneath the streets, like a demon culled from hell itself.

“Even if you do what you wish - this city will never belong to Second Wave! Big-O won’t allow it!” spoke the negotiator.

Immediately after that, Mayhem heard the air whistle around her with a hum of zinging noises. She looked around her and saw that a much of her Starmen army were now decapitated by flying batarangs. At once, the Robins pounced - the acrobatic Jason Todd, the free-spirited Stephanie Brown, and the dutiful Tim Drake, knocking out the legion of chimeras remaining. The Arkham patients, holding a blood vendetta against the New Gotham heroes began attacking them before getting blocked off by the Batwomen - the resourceful Barbara Gordon, the lithe Cassandra Cain, and the voluptuous Kathy Kane.

“AGGGGHHHH!!! REMAINING STARMEN, OPEN FIRE ON THAT… THAT THING!”

“Cast in the name of god, ye guilty,” another voice bellowed. once more, three more figures swooped down at Mayhem attempting to pry her from the Absolutely Safe Machine before being swatted at by the mech’s arms. They bounced back, and revealed themselves as the Batmen: the Beyond Batman, Terry McGuiness, the Question, Vic Sage, and finally, the personification of all Bruce Wayne wishes he could physically be - Batman, the Dark Knight.

The Robins and the Batwomen quickly exited their respective skirmishes and reappeared behind the imposing Dark Knight. Behind the bat-heroes was the black titan, the Big-O, an imposing sight throughout the entire city.

“Give up now,” was all the Knight had to say.

“Oooh! I wished this would happen, and sure enough, it does! Great!” Mayhem jumped out of the Machine, walking over to a lone standing apartment building. She ripped the building from the ground with just her bare arms, and slammed it against the Big-O. “You think you can kill me? By all means, heroes - try.


tl;dr

Gotham City’s protectors and figments of Bruce Wayne’s imagination, Jason Todd, Stephanie Brown, Tim Drake, Cassandra Cain, Barbara Gordon, Kathy Kane, Terry Mcguinness, Vic Sage, and the Dark Knighthimself have finally arrived! Standing behind them is the goliath mecha from Paradigm City, the Big-O. All on-lookers are shocked and amazed, many of them not having seen a mech that big this close before.

** Coffy, Judah and Asagi** are headed to Iori’s concert via Bruce Wayne’s aerial golden chocobo Marche.

** Duela Dent and Ash Crimson** are racing to the scene in their stolen cop car.

** Roger Smith** is currently piloting the Big-O.

** Kyo, Iori and Dante **think that the Big-O’s kind of cool, completely oblivious to the utter destruction that they will now inevitably face.

** Mayhem Mackenzie**, now with Hulk-level strength, is lifting up whole buildings and smacking the giant robot with it.

Proceed with caution, folks!

SoulShard admits to being a bastard, and will be playing as Toshiro Hitsugaya from the manga BLEACH and will not be bringing along an assist. I will consider the ramifications my actions will have on love, peace, anarchy, freedom, and everything in-between. Peace, god bless, and no homo.

They sped through the streets, sirens blaring, between the massive feet of the steel giant towering before them, the sandy-haired Frenchman swerving the car into every Starman in it’s path. As they drew closer to the grand stage - a literal stage filled with arrogant teenagers and assorted chimera in a spectacular battle, screams of concert-goers echoing through the loudspeakers courtesy of the fallen microphone.

As the stolen car got to the middle of the pit, Ash slammed on the brakes hard, spinning the wheel to turn the car quickly, slamming the back of the car into a large creature that could have formerly been a deer, now full of mechanical implants and weaponry, knocking it away. As the vehicle slid to a hault, Duela held the police-issue shotgun out of the window and fired at a charging white gorilla with flail-maces for hands. As the buckshot sprayed into it’s chest, stunning it for a second, she pulled the door handle and kicked the black door out, slamming it into the creature’s face and knocking it down. “HA! Take that!” she shouted, proud of herself for defeating the imosing beast.

Though her delusions of victory were quickly extinguished when the monkey’s antennae began to glow pink with rage. It let out the mechanical yell of a rabid babboon and slammed it’s rounded fists into the ground, shattering the tiles and the concrete beneath it as it go up to a standing position. “Okay, not good,” Duela looked around her nervously. “Ash!” she called out, but found him busy behind her with a kangaroo shark. The ape swung down on her with it’s mace arm, shattering the ground at her feet as she jumped back, through the shattered window of the police car’s back seat and out the other side.

Luckily for the white-faced woman, the chimera wasn’t the smartest creature in the world, diving headfirst through the window after her, despite that it couldn’t fit. She began to kick it in the face, while she herself hung halfway in the opposite window. The flat heel of her purple shoe didn’t do much more than annoy the beast, however, as it mustered up it’s strength and began to stand upright, lifting the car off the ground and the girl with it. Placing it’s fingerless hands firmly into the metal, it began to lift the Crown Victoria off of it’s head, crying out a beastly wail as it did so. Worming her way out, she jumped out of the car just as it hurled it towards the stage. “Ummm…” Duela started as it stalked her, “You wouldn’t want to just be friends, would you?” The attempt to step on her head gave her a far clearer answer than it’s illegible monkey words could ever have.

As it attempted to follow up with a second attack, it found a brown boot slamming straight into it’s face as a blue-coated man came to the rescue of the escapee. “White face,” he mused looking at her.

“Yeah,” she said as he helped her up in the scant few seconds before the chimera regained it’s senses. “And you don’t have a face. So what?”

“White face,” he said as he looked her up and down, following her movements with unseen eyes beneath his blue fedora, “Kusanagi, The Joker, Kratos, Ragged Robin, Velocity… All related.” With his hands in the pockets of his black pants. “So I wonder… How do you fit in?”

She pointed to the side with her right hand, looking a bit anxious. “Uh, Faceless Guy, could we do this when the big monkey isn’t trying to kill us?”

The Question pulled his hand from his pocket, sighing a bit. “On three…”

Both of the the humans looked at the chimera as it approached them slowly, breathing heavily with narrowed eyes. “THREE!” they both yelled, Sage throwing a hard haymaker between the large monster’s eyes as Duela slammed her foot into the ape’s gorilla’s crotch with the hardest kick she could muster. Again she held the shotgun she’d taken from the police and fired it at the monster’s face. “Now,” asked the masked man, “Why do you have white skin? What’s your relation to the others? A cult perhaps…”

“Oh, that’s just because Kratos is my dad,” she said casually, and if she could see The Question’s mouth, she would know it was hanging agape.

The man had little time to dwell on this as he noticed something else near the fallen chimera, another of it’s kind, though a different blend of organisms. “I see,” he thought allowed, taking a knee and reaching down, picking a small flower, it’s petals made of pigs’ heads. He brought it up to his nose, sniffing quickly before pulling it far enough away to look at it, twirling it between his fingers, using his other hand to stroke his chin. “It’s all just a front for something… Larger. These ‘pigtunias’ say it all, their purpose, their -”

“Let me see that,” Duela said, swiping the plant from him. “I wonder what Poison Ivy would think of this…”

“Don’t take that,” he said, reaching for it before Duela backed up, holding it away from him and above his head, using her free hand to hold the man back (at this point the shotgun rested on the floor at their feet), “It’s the answer to everything. Or at least, the start on the path to asking the right question.”

She twirled, turning her back on him. “And they say I’m crazy,” Duela lamented, pinning the piglike flower to the collar of her jacket.

Curley W admits to being a bastard, and will be playing as Yangus from “Dragon Quest & Final Fantasy in Itadaki Street Portable” and will be bringing along an assist, Jessica from “Dragon Quest & Final Fantasy in Itadaki Street Portable”. I will consider the ramifications my actions will have on love, peace, anarchy, freedom, and everything in-between. Peace, god bless, and no homo.?

Time: Present - Place: New Gotham

Another building collapses as the Big O takes a step back, preparing to block an oncoming swing of what is left of a Verizon corporate building. The blow sends the Big O reeling as it collapses into another destroyed building. Another group of Starmen jumps out of the rubble on top of the Big O, ready to pounce it into the Earth, when several Batgirls swing into them, knocking them off the trapped robot. But Mayhem wasted no time to knock the Batgirls out of the fight as she picks up a nearby Tanker truck.

Get out Barbara! screams Stephanie as she shot her grappling hook. What, before Barbara turns to where Stephanie was looking, a tanker truck?! Grinning maniacally, Mayhem screams, Eat this you bitches! before tossing the whole truck at the Big O. Cassandra Cain, sensing Barbara was caught off guard, quickly ran to push her off the robot into the crumbled building below. As Cassandra tackles Barbara off the Big O, Roger Smith quickly fires a beam at the tanker. But the explosion only sends flaming shrapnel everywhere, the kinetic force of the explosion sending one nearby building falling down right on top of the Big O.

Barbara continues to cough violently where she lay on the ground as Cassandra pushes herself back up. God, that bitch is cough crazy damn it! But as Barbara raises her eyes to Cassandra expecting a response, she just remembers, Oh, yeah, youre the silent type. Cassandra extends a hand to Barbara when suddenly the entire wall behind them was ripped out. As Mayhem was still holding the crumbling wall, she screams, there you are! I didnt know we were playing hide and seek!

Cassandra quickly scoops Barbara up with one hand, aiming her grappling gun upwards, when Mayhem swings the wall at them. Cassandra starts pulling up the both of them, but the gun wasnt fast enough as a large chunk of the wall smacks right into Cassandras back, sending both of them flying through the other side of the building onto the street.

Fire. All Barbara could see was fire engulfing all the buildings and cars around her. Lying on the ground, knowing bones were broken by that last attack, she thought she was in hell already. Barbara, tasting the thick blood that bled out of her mouth, shifts her head to where Cassandra lay. She wasnt moving. That must have been one hard hit if she shit

As Barbara tries to prop herself up in the middle of the street with her right arm, the only good limb she has left, Mayhem walks around the corner smiling, gazing, laughing. Barbara cursed the crazy bitch out, but she was too weak to be heard at that distance. Clearly, this is it. She sees Mayhem mutter something happily, before ripping off a nearby light pole. She sees Mayhem hold the pole, aiming it up high as if she was holding an execution axe. As Mayhem swung the light end of the pole down towards Barbaras shattered frame, she closed her eyes. Then, nothing.

Barbara opens her eyes. She sees a tall wall of ice in front of her, holding up the pole. Then, the wall shatters along with the top half of the pole. Blinking her eyes past the frozen dust breezing her way, Barbara could see a small child standing in front of her. The boy was wearing jeans and a hoodie. He also had headphones on- Hes listening to an mp3? At a time like this? Then, her eyes fall upon the sheathed sword the boy held nonchalantly in his left hand.

Tossing the rest of the pole aside, Mayhem shouts at the child, who the fuck are you, kid?! Huh?! She sees him make a weird face, before ripping off his earphones with his free hand. What did you say? I wasnt listening. Clearly, this boy didnt take her seriously. Clearly, this was no ordinary boy to have summoned an ice block in the blink of an eye. It seemed like a moment she wanted to savor. Why dont you come over here so we can talk, boy?
No thanks, Im fine where I am.
Whats your name, boy?
What? I cant hear you.
I SAID WHATS YOUR FUCKING NAME?!
My name? I am Hitsugaya-Taichou, Shinigami Captain of 10th squad. Mayhem didnt know what any of that meant, other than he was obviously Japanese- maybe some otaku nerd? Posing with a hand on her hip, she shouts back, Arent you going to ask my name, Shitsugayguy?
I want to ask who are you working for.
Nobody! Im a self-starter!
Is this invasion Aizens doing?! Mayhem makes a weird face. Aizen? I dont know any fucking Aizen!
Oh, okay, as Toshiro begins to turn towards the injured Barbara, well then, Ill take these two girls and get out of your-
THE FUCK YOU WILL! With his back to her, he shouts back, You dont understand! Either you let me get these civilians out and walk away, or you let me kill you!
Is that right?! His eyes dead set on her, Toshiro didnt wait for a response as he sees her dash towards a nearby ice cream truck. Taking the sword into his right hand, Toshiro extends it to the side in the open breeze. Hey, bitch! Mayhem rests the ice cream truck on her head as she gives the boy her attention.
BAN-KAI!

Driven to Insanity
Time: Before the Battle of New Gotham - Place: Greyhound Bus

I didnt ask for this job: this place in time. I didnt want this responsibility. No, I didnt want this shit.

Toshiro Hitsugaya lets out a deep sigh, sinking his small frame deeper into the reclining chair, the front of his tall spikey snow white hair stuck to the seatbelt. The bus continues to shake over the old pavement of the bridge, but he didnt notice the passengers in front and behind of him could hear the Nickelback music from his Nike earphones, the wires clumsily jacked into his Sony PSP. The screen was still on, tuned to a photo of Momo Hinamori, his childhood friend. Sister would have been more appropriate.

As he opens his eyes to the passenger side window, gazing into the orange of the sun that now hovers above the city, he implicitly realizes he didnt know what city this was. The small man had been travelling the world, searching for Hinamori, at the peak of the tallest buildings, at the bottom of the darkest corners, for months on end. But there was no sign of her, only her shattered cell in Soul Society and his recollection of the events that led up to her mental breakdown into insanity.

Aizen. The very word made Toshiro seethe in quiet, hidden anger. There were only two things that filled his mind in these downtrodden days: the many ways in which he would butcher Aizens body, and the many ways in which he would make it up to Hinamori, for his personal guilt, his own failure, over his inability to stop Aizen no, to be swept aside by Aizen in that courtroom in the blink of an eye. Ichigo Kurosaki, the Arrancar, the Espada, the Generals winter campaign, all of it didnt matter right now. Eventually, but not right now.

All he had to cling onto was hope the hope of finding Hinamori alive, and the memories of her sunny smiles and contagious laughter that fueled his hope. As dark a visage Toshiro had become, leaning in his chair as the spitting image of Scarface, he still hopes he can laugh in the future a future with Hinamori.

Suddenly there was screaming on the half-filled Greyhound. As Toshiro rips out his earplugs, the bus shook violently, sending those passengers without seatbelts flying over other isles. And then, nothing. Something hit the bus, Toshiro thought. Suddenly, he hears sounds above him constant beating on the roof of the bus. As if someone was walking on it-, but as he glances out the window, he sees the bus is still moving.

Women on the bus began screaming as the Greyhounds roof was being ripped off by Starmen on top of the bus. Unbuckling his seatbelt, the Shinigami captain tosses his PSP aside and jumps on his seat, extending a free hand into open air. A sheathed sword began forming from thin air into the grip of his right hand.

A starman at the rear of the bus threw his piece of the roof behind him, smashing into the windshield of one car and sending it over the bridge. The starman turns its face back into the bus, before an ice spike decapitates the starman clean. The second starman at the front of the bus doesnt notice, still ripping off a piece of the roof above the driver. As he finally rips it out with brute force, a tidal blast of water pushes him off the bus, flying off the other side of the bridge. With the passengers being dazed by the sight of this young child saving their lives, Toshiro runs up to the bus driver and commands him to STOP THIS BUS RIGHT NOW!

Although the car that flew off the bridge behind the Greyhound was an unfortunate tragedy, it did stop all the traffic behind the bus, allowing the passengers to safely evacuate onto the bridges roadways. But many of them couldnt tell whether or not they made the right move, now seeing New Gotham engulfed by smoke plumes and building fires. Still holding onto his sheathed sword with his offhand, Toshiro furiously gazes at the destruction, wondering if this was part of Aizens handiwork. He had to investigate for that reason alone such is the dedication of his eternal hatred towards the overlord of Hueco Mundo.

Suddenly, winged mechanical creatures arose from the side of the bridge to surround the bus, with the rest of their packs flying towards all the cars trucks and vans miles behind the bus. The seriousness of the whole situation has now pissed Toshiro off. Pointing his sheathed zanpaktou towards the winged enemies hovering before him, he screams aloud his shikai transformation: Bring the rain! Hyorinmaru!


Time: Present - Place: New Gotham

The clouds continue to cry hard rain upon the city, dimming the fires of hell in the wake of the ice dragons resurrection. Another building shatters in the distance Mayhem runs out of the building towards a nearby car, quickly chucking it behind her at the winged Shinigami captain, now hovering mercilessly before her. With a single swipe, Toshiro swings the van aside before jetting upwards, towards the roof of the nearest skyscraper.

Standing over a ledge, the frozen tail of the dragon armor encasing Toshiro freely swinging in the rain, he tries to pinpoint where Mayhem has now hid. This aerial advantage also confers him the bonus of sighting any other of the Starmen or whatever mechanical abominations were left wrecking havoc on the city and destroying them by focusing precipitation on them to the intensity of frozen hail spikes. Toshiros power has thus blessed him with complete control of the weather towards frozen temperatures and precipitation, and with the harbor nearby, the lack of water or rainfall is a non issue.

This wasnt his battle. He didnt ask for this job. But that woman, whatever her name is, dared him to resort to cowardice. But as a Shinigami captain, battle is his life. And as the captain of 10th squad, he has come home.

Hinamori will have to wait.

Toshiro Hitsugaya
Gender: Male
Age: Young
Height: 4’ 4"
Weight: 61.6 lbs
Zanpakut?: Hy?rinmaru
Occupation: Shinigami captain of the 10th Division
Source: BLEACH
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Appearance:**

History Prior to the Soul Society Arc
Hitsugaya comes from Junrinan, District 1 of Rukongai. There, he lived with Momo Hinamori, an old woman, and possibly other people. Little else is known about his past, but it is known that he became a shinigami shortly after Hinamori. He is also a friend of Jidanb?, the West Gate Keeper, and was the one who taught him the “city rules.”

As a child, Hitsugaya was a bit of a brat who liked to eat watermelons and poke fun at Hinamori. She would call him “Shiro-chan” and he would counter by calling her “Bed-wetter Momo.” The two were close friends and Hitsugaya, despite being younger and much shorter than his friend, always felt that he needed to protect her.

With Hitsugaya’s natural talent, he quickly entered the shinigami institute shortly after Hinamori, despite his age. She continued to call him “Shiro-chan” out of habit and felt she needed to protect him. Because of a promise she had made, she only began to call him “Hitsugaya-kun” after he had achieved his zanpakut?'s shikai and was recognized as a shinigami. Highly capable and knowledgeable, he quickly became the youngest of the captains within the Gotei 13.

History During Soul Society Arc
Introduced along with the rest of the Gotei 13, Hitsugaya’s sharp sense of intuition and keen sense of observation leads him to suspect 3rd Division captain Gin Ichimaru of foul play as the circumstances surrounding the coming execution of Rukia Kuchiki become more complicated. He warns Hinamori of these suspicions due to her friendship with Izuru Kira, Ichimaru’s lieutenant.

When S?suke Aizen is murdered and Hinamori tries to kill Ichimaru in a grief-induced rage, partially inspired by Hitsugaya’s earlier warning, she is stopped by Kira. When she tries to fight Kira to get him out of the way, Hitsugaya stops both of them and has them arrested. Hitsugaya confronts Ichimaru, claiming that he was about to kill Hinamori. He firmly warns Gin that he will kill him if he spills even a drop of Hinamori’s blood.

After Ichimaru breaks Kira out of jail, Hitsugaya confronts him, only to be attacked by Hinamori, who now believes Hitsugaya is Aizen’s murderer because of a note he left for her saying as much. She grips her sword so tightly that her hands bleed, so he knocks her out and acts upon his earlier threat. Though he succeeds in freezing Ichimaru’s arm, their fight is cut short when Ichimaru aims his zanpakut? at Hinamori and is stopped by Rangiku. Ichimaru departs, advising Hitsugaya to take care of Hinamori. Hitsugaya then takes Hinamori to the 4th Division for healing and places a shield around her, which is nearly impenetrable from the outside but relatively simple to break from the inside.

Hitsugaya ends up trying to stop the execution by appealing to the Chamber 46, the shinigami governing body. Upon finding all 46 members dead, he is led away by Izuru Kira. When Kira warns Hitsugaya that Hinamori is likely following him, Hitsugaya rushes back to discover that Hinamori has been gravely wounded. Hitsugaya realizes that Aizen is the true mastermind behind the conspiracy of Rukia’s execution; however, when he tries to kill Aizen for his crime and for hurting Hinamori, Aizen seriously wounds him instead. Fortunately, the 4th Division captain, Retsu Unohana, and her lieutenant, Isane Kotetsu, discover Aizen’s role in the conspiracy. They arrive in time to expose him and Unohana immediately proceeds to save Hitsugaya and Hinamori.

History During Arrancar Arc
After the Soul Society events, Hitsugaya is one of the six shinigami who appear in the living world to assist Ichigo with the recent arrancar invasion. He and Rangiku stay with Orihime Inoue for their duration in the living world (although Hitsugaya stays out on the roof).

During the first invasion of the human world by Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, Hitsugaya’s opponent is Shawlong Qufang. Even while using bankai, Hitsugaya is unable to land a blow on Shawlong due to the power limit placed on him. However, once he is able to release his power limit, he defeats Shawlong with ease.

After the incident, Hitsugaya speaks with General Yamamoto though a video-conference device. After discussing Aizen’s goal, Yamamoto tells him that someone wants to speak with him: Hinamori. Hinamori apologizes to Hitsugaya for pointing her sword at him, but Hitsugaya lets it go, as their friendship has been patched up since then. After some bickering, they discuss Aizen. Hinamori is unwilling to believe Aizen intentionally betrayed Soul Society: she assumes Gin is manipulating him somehow. She begs Hitsugaya to save Aizen, and Yamamoto cuts their conversation short soon after, noting that it is too soon to speak of such things. Angered by Hinamori’s continued devotion to Aizen in spite of everything that has happened, he hopes for revenge against Aizen.

He later attempts to teach Rangiku and Yumichika how to perform a bankai during this time, but their training is interrupted by the appearance of Yammy, Luppi, Grimmjow, and Wonderwice Margera in the human world. Hitsugaya’s opponent is originally Yammy, but he switches to Luppi, the 6th Espada. After apparently being beaten down by Luppi, Hitsugaya gains enough time to recover due to Kisuke Urahara’s interruption. He then catches him in an ice cage but is still unable to defeat him in time. Ulquiorra Schiffer finishes their mission of capturing Orihime and all the arrancar retreat.

After Hitsugaya and his task force learn that Orihime has followed the arrancar back to Hueco Mundo, they return to Soul Society to help in the preparation for war against Aizen.

History Post-Arrancar Arc, Pre-TBU Arc
Upon returning to Soul Society, Hitsugaya discovers that Hinamori has escaped confinement, fleeing Soul Society for the Earth. Desperate to find her, Hitsugaya abandons his post to search for Hinamori. Since then, Hitsugaya has been keeping a low profile, aware that Soul Society is looking for him, and has been traveling across the world searching for signs of Hinamori. Hitsugaya plots his itinerary based on the only clues he has: Hinamori’s cosmopolitan personality, and her strong desire to reunite with Aizen. However, prior to his arrival in New Gotham, he has found no solid leads that would lead to Hinamori.

Over time, Hitsugaya’s perception of life has dimmed as his constant search for Hinamori and his constant regret over Aizen’s actions have occupied his state of mind, and are slowly transforming him into a vengeful, spiteful figure. However, Soul Society and General Yamamoto’s winter campaign remain on his mind; and as the deadline draws closer, Hitsugaya is slowly coming to the conclusion that he might have to let Hinamori go for good.

Hitsugaya picks up odd jobs here and there to fund what little living expenses he needs during his time on Earth - mostly low key jobs that require little background checking. Because he keeps a low profile, he has avoided participating in human conflicts for any prolonged period of time: the most extreme cases being isolated events of crime fighting. Complimenting his low profile is his newfound ability to evaporate his zanpakto, allowing him to conveniently conceal his zanpakto from human eyes and to summon his zanpakto at any time in almost any conceivable location on Earth.

During his time on the Earth, Hitsugaya has since grown accustomed to his cheap Dell Vostro laptop, his Sony Playstation Portable (PSP), file sharing, and American urban style clothing. Hitsugaya has also become fond of the portrayal of King Leonidas and his Spartan warriors in the blockbuster movie “300”.

Character Outline
T?shir? Hitsugaya is very young by Soul Society standards. He is the youngest in generations to have become a captain and is thus called a “boy genius” by many. He is short (because of his age) and has white hair, which tends to draw attention in the human world. He wears standard captain’s clothing without any accessories; however, he is the only shinigami that carries his zanpakut? on his back aside from Ichigo Kurosaki, whose zanpakut? necessitates such a style. Hitsugaya’s short stature and the blade’s length may explain the similar style. His sheath dissolves whenever he draws his sword.

Hitsugaya is generally mature and serious, in contrast to his free-spirited lieutenant, Rangiku Matsumoto. Despite their philosophical differences, he and Rangiku seem to be very close. Hitsugaya hates anything that he deems childish and hates being described as something close to a child, an elementary school child for example, a further contrast to his appearance. This is more shown in the omake chapters of Bleach, such as the short comics in VJump and the sand castle contest chapter released along with chapter 238. He is also mistaken for a kid in several of the omake chapters, much to his annoyance. He is overly protective of Momo Hinamori, due to fact that they were old childhood friends. Hitsugaya dislikes summer and warm weather in general.

Hitsugaya is easily annoyed when anyone (especially Momo Hinamori) refers to him by anything other than his title, Captain Hitsugaya. Hinamori has called him by “Hitsugaya-kun,” and both she and Ukitake have occasionally used “Shiro-chan” (???) ? a nickname meaning “Whitey” (Snowy in the English manga) in reference to his hair ? in both cases without repercussion, however. In the Shinigami Golden Cup sketches (omakes found at the end of episodes of Bleach), J?shir? Ukitake comically gives Hitsugaya candy and other food because “J?shir?” and “T?shir?” sound similar and because they both have white hair, making them both “Shiro-chan.” The first character in Hitsugaya’s given name, T?shir?, means “winter,” which is appropriate given his white hair and ice type zanpakut?. Ichigo also calls Hitsugaya by his given name despite Hitsugaya’s protests, making him one of three captains Ichigo refers to in this manner (the others being Byakuya Kuchiki and Kenpachi Zaraki).

Hitsugaya’s intuition is extremely sharp, and he is one of few captains to correctly suspect Gin Ichimaru of foul play, though he understandably didn’t suspect S?suke Aizen of the same.

Abilities
Hitsugaya’s zanpakut? is Hy?rinmaru (???, lit. Ice Ring). When sealed, Hy?rinmaru looks almost exactly like a normal zanpakut? with the exception of the guard, which is in the shape of a four-pointed star. The hilt and the sheath are also light-blue, which matches Hy?rinmaru’s abilities. Hy?rinmaru’s shikai command is “set upon the frozen heavens” (???, s?ten ni zase, Viz: “reign over the frosted heavens”). Hy?rinmaru is considered the strongest of all water-ice element zanpakut? in Soul Society.

In its shikai, Hy?rinmaru itself remains the same, but gains a crescent-shaped blade attached to the hilt by a chain. Hy?rinmaru allows Hitsugaya to control the weather, specifically water and ice. His slashes create an immense amount of spirit power which overflows from the tip of the blade, creating a flow of ice shaped like a Chinese dragon. The dragon flies at opponents and instantly freezes anything it touches. The chain-blade also freezes anything Hitsugaya traps with it.

Hy?rinmaru’s bankai, named Daiguren Hy?rinmaru (???, lit. Great Crimson Ice Ring, Viz: Great Roaring Coldly Shining Moon), causes ice to flow from Hy?rinmaru onto Hitsugaya, forming into two large wings and a tail. Ice also forms into a dragon’s head around his sword hand, encasing it up to the hilt. His left is covered fully until the wrist where it then spans into claws, leaving his hand and fingers free. Three “flowers” of ice, shaped similarly to the guard of his zanpakut?, are also created behind Hitsugaya with four petals each, which melt away as Hitsugaya attacks.

Hy?rinmaru’s bankai has two known special techniques. The first is “dragon hail flower” (???, ry?senka), which freezes any enemy Hitsugaya stabs, locking them into a cocoon of ice and freezing them to the core. Once frozen, Hitsugaya can shatter his opponent. The second is “thousand years ice prison” (???, sennen hy?r?), which forms a multitude of ice pillars using the moisture in the atmosphere. These pillars then envelop the enemy.

During a battle with Hitsugaya, the arrancar Shawlong speculates that Hitsugaya’s bankai will end when all twelve petals disappear, claiming that Hitsugaya’s bankai is “incomplete” due to his young age. However, the ability of an arrancar to fully understand a shinigami’s weapon is questionable at best, so this assumption is only provisional. Also, Hitsugaya was operating under a power limit at the time, which could have affected Shawlong’s perception of his strength. After Shawlong is defeated Hitsugaya does comment with a look of relief that he has one petal left. However, during his battle with the arrancar Luppi, Hitsugaya mentions that as long as there is water in his immediate surrounding area, his bankai form is able to regenerate itself indefinitely. At that time, the flowers behind him were not present.

Abilities Gallery
Hyorinmaru’s Shikai Form
Hyorinmaru’s Shikai Form - Chain Attachment to Zanpakut?
Hyorinmaru’s Shikai Form - Chain Attachment Paralysis
Hyorinmaru’s Bankai Form

NOTES:

  • All information except for Appearance, Post-Arrancar Arc, and Abilities Gallery topics were taken directly from wikipedia.com.
  • Interpretation of Toshiro Hitsugaya is rooted in his manga portrayal, not his televised anime portrayal.
  • Any past historical information not cited in this profile did not happen in the lifetime of this iteration of Toshiro Hitsugaya. This specifically includes the following:
    • The Bount Arc in the televised anime series.
    • The omake content in the manga.
    • The omake episodes in the televised anime series.
    • The first and second BLEACH movies.