[S]Not sure what to do with the old executive chair now. Does GG need it? I thought about leaving it down there and using it for whenever I show up. Two wheels constantly fall off, but it’s still comfortable. LOL[/S]
This piece of garbage is going to the dump. Four wheels fell off just rolling it out of my room. 
I haven’t been on here in a bit but I am EXTREMELY HYPED from hearing about our Memphis guys KOF performance! I wish I could have made it out there myself but I had fuckin drill ugh lol! I should be able to make the next event for sure though! But know this I’ve been seriously been in the lab hardcore lately and I may have some surprises come next fight night! Evil Grin
I most likely said everything I needed to say to everyone the other day, but I guess people like to read shit. So I can post a late shoutouts now since I’ve gotten some rest and my voice has halfway come back. I sounded like that gay donkey from Winnie the Pooh all yesterday though.
@ Richard: Props for running tourney without any major catastrophes that I knew would happen just because you were working that day. Jason and Oreos tried to sneak in late, but by that time the damage was done lol. You saying, “Get the fuck out of my city” in the parking lot while we had the rap music playing was possibly one of the most badass things ever. But you didn’t have Reno 911 mustache when you said it, so it wasn’t as epic as it could’ve been, and we remained in city for a few more hours. Lastly, quit hating on “tablecloth shirt”. It was made from the finest of linens. You saw how comfy I was, so I knew it was pure envy. Picnic shirt make these bitches want a sammich!
@ OG Jan: My nigga. COUSIN! Glad you could make the tourney on your birthday and saw you still had some juice left in the SF4. Hit me up next time whenever you come back home so we can pour up. You being tipsy makes me wary of sexual assault charges from even the women that you know, but fuck it. We’ll hit anywhere on Highland or Poplar and if you have any of your assortment of Memphis tees we’ll be cool.
@ Chris Breezy: UNCLE CHARLES TECHNOLOGY. My nigga always. But you were the partner in crime that day helping run tourney. Ebony and Ivory union, except you a just light-skin nigga so not really ebony as much as coffee with too much creme-ish texture. More like a soggy twinkie color. (Don’t use this to describe yourself on Facebook along with a picture of you in bathroom with OS Jacket with the Bram Stoker’s Dracula extra starched collar,) Purple Drank team was too on deck. It’s like when you embraced the creep playstyle with a hint of my newly patented All Fucks Left Behind, everything seemed to fall into place for ya. So next tourney you should be all good to go. Plus we’ll get games and kick it, reminisce about Uncle Charles, all that bullshit.
@ Lee: Yep. Yep. You should now grow your hair out in a Jesus style because you are officially the Savior of TN. It’s cool to see people who don’t know who you are have to fight you on brackets thinking that they’ll have a cakewalk. And then you shake in executive chair and they get up with watery eyes. After that last win, whole GA camp cleared out like niggas at an interrupted dice game. You said you wanted that money to stay in TN, and you bought a jetpack for executive chair with it. Good damn deal.
@ YK aka Young Killa aka Shenmue Character aka Kumiho aka “Come-Here-Ho!”: Congrats taking Kang tourney in a more than convincing manner. Had fun messing with you and talking shit, but yea you’re legit. Which is to be halfway expected from an older Gear player. Personally though still, I felt I would’ve killed you because whereas Lil Majin, ShinBlade, and Bishop have top player mentalities, unfortunately I play without a brain to get mindfucked. So yea raw ass gimMIX and I’m sure my boys will have those matchups on lock next time. But again, cool sight watching you play and you can take those winnings and buy you a new pad and more $5 characters. Good shit bro.
@ Phil Shin Engine: So nice of you to bust through a wall like the kool-aid man so I can see you again. Dude what the fuck? What ARE you? Fuck graduating college. Go work on a railroad. You are the first asian. who was bred for massive manual labor. Goddamn. You can’t do shit that you did years ago like randomly running up and hugging people as that could lead to possible MK fatality. You’re still the Phil that we all love, but you need to understand that you’re a Fist of the Northstar character now. Lol, good seeing you again bro and putting in the SF4 work. That KOF play was looking good and annoying.
@ Tad: My dude! Cool seeing you again. Fuck deers. I was honestly scared as shit when I had to play you from you kicking my ass and being polite about it in Gear days. Tramatized and that old man Alphakami aura was strong. Then I remembered that it wasn’t any Greed Sever and shit in this game so that put me at ease. Also lots of screaming as a coping mechanism. Solid KoF play, but you’ll play anything that drops. Looking forward to playing you again man and hearing about another House Bash if it’s in the works.
@ Dimo: Cool that you could come out and finally got that Kang so you could enter tourney. Definitely saw your play pick up with each match and especially after tourney. You’ll spring up pretty fast, like you did in Tekken, so it won’t be a surprise actually. But your squad, yea. Too stacked. That whole team is a Bruce b+2. And though you may not hear as much about Rob as you do others, dude is easily the most versatile character in the game. So while not specialized in one particular thing, he can manage in any situation. Looking back at some of your tourney matches, I think if you played them now, you’d win pretty easily. So just glad you’re having fun. I’m no kind of teacher, or gay, like Cody, but I can yell out random shit that you can prob translate into something useful lol. Hope to see you again at one of these next tourneys.
@ G-Ram: Look at this guy. Kicking back in winners bracket and smirking. Nice KoF play from what I saw. We’ll def have to play next time. I never played against Billy KUNG so that’d be a good set. You should maintain that squad. Only learn Kim if you want. Your team is legit.
@ Arson: I feel you. Had to keep that drink near-by to sip on from that dry play that started to manifest. I saw Saiki doing stufftsss and Liz MK-uppercutting people into oblivion. We’ll play next time.
@ Milln: Nice finally meeting you. Oh wow, I don’t know ANYTHING about Saiki, so just tried to get you off the screen as quick as possible man lol. I didn’t wanna see anything that fucker can do. Just tell me, but I didn’t wanna take any chances of you demonstrating. Damn that lol. GGs and hopefully we play again.
@ Pat FARVE: I saw ya. Storm King putting in work and Mark Henry Ralf coming on screen,turn my head for a second and turn it back, explosion K.O. We def need to get a set in next time so I can actually see what Ralf is capable of. I saw fireworks though and it wasn’t 4th of July so keep it up.
@ Epic Cale, Eddie, Glasscocks shouldn’t jack off, Eugene, Lil Josh, Crystal, NeoAndrewBlood, Sparks, and mid tn: Good seeing you all again. Cale, I swear I saw you look at me in slow-motion once during you and Squab’s set and then I felt weak for a second while you did buttslam vortex and then I was fine again. What was that sorcery? Also, play KoF. NeoAndrewBlood, nice ass camera. I like that you can bring shit like that in Game Galaxy as opposed to Fun Fair where it might’ve been promptly dropped off at one of the many pawn shops down the way, possibly with you still holding it (“young white man included” lowers the value on certain items though). So yea, I thought that was pretty cool.
@ the usual suspects: Marcus, Bishop, Rell, and D-Wreck: Good shit everyone. I hate when you slaws put me out a tourney but rather it be you than someone else. So guess we’re doing something right. I’l pay any amount of gas for Derek to drive me anywhere. This guy put his finger in the wind, tasted it, and said, “They’re playing games this way. I’m sure of it.” and then we bee-lined to Nash and back. Goddamn. Rell likes KoF now apparently. Glad shit came through for Bishop to make it out with us and I wanted that Marvel win for my boy. We all did. Young Marcus wasn’t feeling well. Prob had a diaper rash or something. But shit if he didn’t scare me with that one episode. Nigga grew Goldberg shoulders and I didn’t know if I could get over there quick enough. But t won’t happen again. Pretty sure it was the heat mixed with him being sick and that one dude not sounding right when he cursed or tried to talk shit. Like if Michael Cera would’ve gotten the starring role in a BET movie. We’ll take shit next time.
@ my Memphis homies Jose, JMD Squab, Johnny LIU!, Woot, and Dax: You pizza eating assholes. Jose repping that Kang would make his native land proud. But stop encouraging that Tostinos addiction. It’s fucked up. Squab, I saw you busting heads throughout. That’s why you’re sponsored. Don’t sweat that loss. Cale is a sorcerer and I saw you had that Twinkle in your eye for EX Bingo and that stick said, “Uh uh”. Fuck it bro, just reign down hell on all these bastards next time. Johnny LIU!, I’ve watched you grow from a boy-man into a manlier boy-man. You are Johnny Nutsacks no longer. You will now be called Johnny Best BOUGHT Poprar. Woot, you need to play KoF. Fuck Zero. You need to hold a button, release it, and witness the other player fall out of their chair. But I mean, I’ll understand if that isn’t your thing or something. But it should be. Dax, my man I only have three words for you. Pizza box shoulderpads. Think about it bro.
@ Panda and ArkanSAUCE: Appreciate you dudes rolling down. Tell Mike Weng and Max that they suck. On second thought, nah don’t. It might make Mike feel bad. But you can still tell Max. We’ll try to get some guys down to your tourney if I can’t make it myself.
@ Alabama: Appreciate you guys making it. I thought that some arcade cabinets would form into Raekwon at the last minute but was sadly dissappointed. Keep us informed about what goes down and if you all have any upcoming events.
@ GA: Appreciate you folks for coming as well and bringing the hype. We’ll be more than happy to try to hit up some of you guys’ events other than Final Round and like I said, we’re not in the business of snatching people’s gas money. But I can’t speak for that guy Astaroth, He’s out of control. I mean, I try to tell him to have a seat, but when he does, shit just gets crazier. I don’t know. Peeps might wanna refrain from picking up the sticks against him unless pockets wanna weigh less. Just saying.
GGs to CvS2 machine as always. ALL THE MOVES.
GGs to Tekken 6 BR machine as always. You still look sexy. Like how PS3 version was supposed to look until they decided to put the game on Xbox 360 too like fucking dipshit moron assholes. What the fuck. Goddammit shit makes me mad as hell.
Also, I wanna give a shoutout to the spirit of Shawn McCool that lingered about. And for helping KoF tourney be a bit sweeter. I went outside and saw an image of him smiling in the clouds. Then that image started playing some game that he thinks is good that I don’t give a fuck about. Take the next hot air balloon back here as soon as you can man.
Extra special shoutout to All Fucks Left Behind playstyle that propelled me through bracket until I had to fight my hometown slaws. I don’t even remember whether I did a complete combo that entire day but many K.O. screens were shown. I don’t really respect anything or anybody, so this technology is kinda ill-advised. But if you just wanna bypass any potential stress, then it’s partially recommended, at least in short spurts.
If I missed anyone, sorry. Blame it on my “speech to text translator” that Richard says I use on forums. Shit was fun. Wish I could’ve stayed and chilled longer but, had to work. Also, we’re getting better. Only caught hints of spoiled milk smell here and there as opposed to turds in a shoebox smell all day. So yea, we’re definitely making progress. Good shit everyone. Later.
Maxima gives zero fucks anyway.
lol cool
I like how Andrew is summoned on the boards. He’s sitting there working on some type of awesome art project, looks up and says, “Someone has mentioned me.”
I don’t remember this happening but I was probably subconsciously channeling all available psychic energy to summon ultimate butts vortex. The other Hondas choose not to (or dare I say cannot) rock that so it was just you. This would explain why Memphis saw FlyMike on the screen, and why the conscious part of myself-as-medium was empowered by their exclamations of recognition. I’ll try to give you a heads up next time.
Are you fucking kidding me right now?! MIKE THAT WAS WITHOUT QUESTION THE GREATEST POST I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE YOU HIGH TOP JORDAN AND CRISP NEW ERA WEARING DICK WRINKLE. WHEN I GET HOME I AM SAVING THAT POST AS A WORD DOCUMENT, GETTING IT NOTARIZED, FRAMED, AND PUT ON MY WALL.
SERIOUSLY, I GONNA FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS. I AM LITERALLY AT WORK IN TEARS LAUGHING WITH PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME LIKE I’M A FUCKING LUNATIC. GET THE FUCK OUT LOLOLOLOL
ROFLMAO
KEKEKEK
WHAT OTHER INTERNET LAUGHING SHORTHAND DO YOU NEED? I JUST WANNA LIVE MY FUCKING LIFE.
Man I never gave shoutouts because I’m lazy, and half way ignorable.
Astaroth: Get a new chair, lol. Looked like you were about to lose marvel because of hubris, but Doom got your back lol. I’m making a little present for you for winning with Doom, lol. After my next combo video, nothing but hardcore training. Logan, Frank, and Victor are coming next month…
NegroJustice: We like purple drank. Find more things we have in common every month
Phil: probably lost playing shit on steam. not gonna bother lol
Richard: You’re the absolutely coolest asshat on earth. Thank you
Milln: You’re awesome for coming out
Sarah: nice meeting you. Thanks for taking a look at my stick for me. I can’t explain simply how much I appreciate it.
Jas and Memphis: Thanks for hyping Astaroth up with me
Eugene: wtf is up with your nose??
Toomuchdamage: Free to vending machines, lol. Me vs Vending Machines is a 10-0 match-up so don’t be mad I did what I did.
ATL/GA: Good stuff coming up here. If I’m ever down there or when y’all come up here, I’ll be backing up my shit talk haha. You guys were hella solid.
Other states that came out: Thanks so much for supporting marvel. I think this is the only time that Marvel outnumbered street fighter in this state lol.
if I forgot someone it’s because I’m lazy
NJ, yeah my sentiments exactly; that’s when I IM’d you with “I don’t know what FlyMike does for a living but he should be a writer.” Realest of talks.
I quoted this just to illustrate the hilarious/best parts of the post. As you can see, very little was cut.
Also, after one of my matches in Marvel, Mike made his way through the sea of people just to tell me, “No man. You ain’t gotta say ‘Good game.’ When you destroy somebody like that, it’s okay to be a dick.” LMAO
@ Abe: Exactly. Zero fucks, well a single small one. Only given to keeping up his sideburns.
@ Chris and Cale: Haha, oh please. It’s only mildly funny in the moment. Look back on anything later and it’ll be like “Wtf? I’m gonna get a program or app that exclusively blocks this guy from my life.”
@ Lee: You don’t. Only reason you can even manage to get out a “good games” these days is because of the time it takes to furiously snatch out the cord and roll up a stick. Then you’ll get the salty smile while the eyes water. I call it “Salt-water” mode. If more people played on wireless pads and stuff you’d only be able to say “go-” before you realize they’re across the room in a corner slowly pulling leaves off a plant.
@ Doromac: Oh shit you were there? I forgot to get someone to point you out to me. You and Zeth. For some stupid reason I thought I’d have no problem running across you because you’d be in a green hood and cape.
Also, who was Sarah?
I think that’s it then for MidTN, if I didn’t miss anyone else. I saw a leg hanging out from behind the KI cabinet. And that may have been Max, I don’t know. But it’s none of my business…
Haha thanks for the shouts guys.
Chris Justice: Street Fighter crowd is ballin’ as I always knew it was. I can’t wait for the overlap between the two scenes. LastAlliance is part of mine and so is that one dude that came out wearing an orange shirt. He hung around the Spy Hunter machine wanting KOF on the Sony setup. Gg’s in KOF, I just didn’t have it on Saturday. Got my runback on Sunday, though!
FlyMike: Saiki has some fine zoning and 400 damage one drive no meter in the corner. thumbs up Kept screwin’ up my inputs the entire match, though, I was hella sad. /excuses I’ll get you back, thanks for being cooler and more hilarious than I figured you would be.
Phil: I didn’t get to see you play SF, I sorry. D=
Patrick: ditto. Makoto reppin’ that ascot, though.
Astaroth: You already saw my big shout in the dustloop thread.
Richard: You are always great to chat with and hang. Good job running tournies through sick people and other people being in matches in different games at the same time and puttin on that stone cold face when you had to get tough.
Jason: Watching you play SF on Sunday was actually fun and I hate watching Street Fighter. Clark is a jerkbag and eats Ex Flash kicks WTF.
What the hell is up with that avatar FlyMike, lol? More important, come to Herb’s house and get some Kang in. I had to drop Joe from the team. The Bogard brothers got tired of him not pulling his weight and his tiger ass shorts. Andy’s baby momma taken his place. Plus Terrence is hating hard on KOF, we need you to show him the light.
Lmao Rell told me to talk to him too. But not going that route ever again. It’s impossible. We’d spend 45 minutes just on why Ralf doesn’t have command grab or shoulder tackle anymore and he’d keep doing shoulder tackle in real life until he knocked over something or hit a wall.
I would’ve swung by but I’m still trying to find my dress shoes and getting stuff ready for a funeral tomorrow.
Good look maybe. Mai might work better for you in opening people up or feeling out their playstyle from the jump. But you niggas gonna quit hating on Joey Crack. I shouldn’t have ever played CvS2 in front of you cats Saturday. His arms are too skinny now to still chunk 2 whirlwinds, so it should be understandable. You assholes.
Hahaha, yea I was definitely there. I was the skinny light skin kid watching Marvel.
Mike I am just glad you are humble bruh. Niggas just don’t know. YUNG PASTRY CHEF.
Something about Max’s leg sticking out from the KI machine seems so…appropriate.
Mike - I’m not hating on Joe Cool, it’s just his play style this time around don’t work for me. He’s better in your hands.
Terrence said SC5 going to take over and he’s going to take over when it takes over. The SC5 movement has begun. He’s recruited Herbert…just Herbert don’t know it yet, lol.
man…who was combing my hair while I fell asleep during the tourney?