Tennessee Thread - How Do You Eat a Fart?

I’ve had my life threatened over a Sega Genesis at that mall. I’ve had the race card thrown at me more times than I can count, I’ve had parents tell me to shut the fuck up and to not say shit to their kids when they run full force at Jacob’s TV because “That’s how people get beat the fuck up”. I’ve had security called on me for being ‘racist’, I’ve been tempted to walk out of there so many times because of me being a “white piece of shit that don’t know what it do in the real world.”

I might be a pussy, but the only thing holding my fists back is payday.

Sounds like you might need to invest in a “fryer clean out rod”

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High level tournament play at its finest.

summary of seasons beatings

LMAO at Jeffrey McWild going h.a.m. on some lezbonauts with a bent up car antenna. Bet that shit had some krunchy ass grease stalagmites bustin them bitches ashy ass lips. Nigga looked like a Black Haohmaru out this bitch.

Customer service is ass. 99% of customers are complete idiots, douchebags, punk asses, stupid dumb asses, or some combination of the above. “The customer is always right” is utter horseshit. If the customer was always right, YOUR ASS WOULDN’T HAVE A JOB. Instead they need us there to tell them not to set their drink in the cup holder that pops out every time they hit that button on the front of their computer tower.

Oh yeah Season’s Beatings was this weekend…night night.

I’m just very thankful the arcade isn’t corporate run at this point. I worked there when it was Tilt, and the policy was “If the customer asks for it, do it or you’re fired”. Here, it’s “Customer asks for it, ask why”.

I love it.

Also, that guy in the video just got out of the pen on a 10 year bid for manslaughter too apparently after doing research. Fuck.

McIntosh, who is said to have spent a decade in jail after shooting dead a high school classmate in 2000, was arrested and charged with two counts of assault and criminal possession of a weapon.
He is being held in police custody on $40,000 bail.

Hey guys, after playing around with different characters I’ve found that I have a weird affinity for Honda. I’m not huge in the way he looks in his original outfit (I’m gonna have to buy a pack). But, I love the turtle / hard lovin playstyle. In a lot of ways it feels like playing with Dhalsim, but in a lot of ways it’s very different. Anyway, I’m surprised at how much I’ve just ‘taken to him’.

Meanwhile, I was modding alone at my table in the front of Momo2, high on painkillers and wearing a bandage over my eye after burning my eye with solder. I was told multiple times I need to go to the doctor. Fuck that, I still have four sticks to mod before noon and a twelve-hour drive ahead of me. I’m sitting in my hotel room with an eyepatch on and smoking a cigar while modding. After modding for fourteen hours for three days in a row and insisting I keep working after an injury I’m apparently hardcore now. I just know I’m seeing a big grey spot in my eye and it hurts like a mother fucker. Painkillers ahoy. I have shit to do.

Cool story bro.

This guy trying to steal other peoples gags. Good shit.

Uh oh, here comes the long schpeal about how you didn’t create “cool story bro” that completely ignores the point.

Ok I am late and tryin to catch up so

GGs to all at Jas’ its always good times at your spot

Fly Mike: You got that sweet revenge in the set man good shit. Trolled me and I lost to it all lol. Its all good though this isn’t over yet.
Eraser: Thanks for letting me borrow your stick in SF
Justin: I hope some of that stuff helps with the Chun matches man
Abe: Man I didnt even see the Ft5 w/ Josh but 5/1 tsk tsk :wink:
Kinetic: Good stuff taking your FT5 with GDBell
Gdbell: Fucking practice man…a while month without your troll posts is gonna suck
Josh: Good shit

Phoenix Stuff: LOL just wow I dont even know how to properly put that stupid shit into words. Pathetic…yeah lets go with that

Customer Service: Yes the customer is always right shit has gone way too far as everyone has experienced. Hell even if you dont work in retail you shop too and see plenty of stupid things going on. People are fucking rude/stupid and many of them should be culled but hey thats just me

PS: Should anyone really “claim” cool story bro…I mean its not exactly the pinnacle of internet comedy

I actually have no doubt Storyteller actually did invent “Cool Story Bro”

Ok so Evo is at the Palace again which is great. Is anyone from Memphis thinking of going this year? Or can we make this like a joint TN trip or something

Dude, they stole your mixup! I totally saw that!

Ahhhh Tennessee…Are you guys exclusive Capcom players? lol

FUCK… I cant see the video of dude whipping these hoes in the face with a pipe! Does anyone have another link or something?

Eh not exclusive but theirs prolly get the most play. There is a good group for Tek in Memphis and some BlazBlue I think in knoxville.

Yup clearly blind. Go rewatch the video GDbell. Dude comes from the back slap slap, bitches fall down, slap slap bitches subdued. Now at this point watch what he does. He looks down at the one woman, nods his head and says something probably along the lines of “yeah you want more bitch?” slap slap, camera pans to the left where they are now off screen slap slap slap

So yeah, you’re blind and don’t know what excessive force is.