Tekken 6 Tourney OCTOBER 24th

anybody got some aloe vera? for this

BURN

Sittin on the floor dude why you tryna get flirty?
You get yo bitchass up and yo shirt is still dirty!
Your shirt is dirty dog cuz you been sittin’ in bullshit,
JUST LIKE THAT SHIT YOU TEND TO SPIT.

Barry blocking blocked his berries,
ppl aim for his nuts for merries,
But only blocking, he got no parries,
Safe moves make him not-so-scary,
He threw out a move that was safe on block,
An SSL, his dick punch missed the cock,
Now between you and me,
It seemed Berry was free,
And soon he would see,
He would lose all his glee,
He would no longer enjoy wheelchair mocking,
For this intelligent opponent was our hero Stephen Hawking,
And I couldn’t keep myself from gawking,
Sir Hawking’s awesome; How awesome? FOKKING!
One-two One-two and through and through,
The vorpal wheelchair went snicker snaaaaaa–aawwwww shit!

man this thread is funny as fuck. ya is some funny azz niggas. this shit better then rap beef

Hahahahahahah!

CURTIS YOU ARE TOO RAW

where is sammy sandbag to talk about how we dont sandbag enough and thats why we’re free.

super joe is a hilltop crip, he will never be free.

i can feel it coming over me

I FEEL IT ALL AROUND ME

I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE IT’S MY DESTIIIIINY

there’s a fire deep inside of me it’s waiting to come out now

NO MATTER WHAT, NO MATTER HOW I KNOW I’LL MAKE IT THROUGH SOMEHOWWW

I just wanna know where yohan yomi and justin jumpkick are at

i just watched an episode of highlander and that shit was raw. i wish i could chop niggaz heads off and become immortal until somebody chopped me. that show reminds me of how it is in the cocaine world

blowjob betty

straddlin’ madeline

psycho sindee

Nickey Knucles

Boom Slam Josh

Frame Trap Dave

Dick Tracy

“Hold my drink bitch!”

oh god it’s not at the top of the forum

there we go

Cause when the road feels too loooong

I’ll still be holdin’ ooon

I’m gonna keep on going, I KNOW I’LL BE STRONG YEEEAAAHH

Anyone know any Macho Man lyrics? Where is Ian when I need him!!!

You mean like…from The Village People?

I mean Macho Man Randy Savage, he had an album drop in 2003?

The beats are raw as fuck! But the lyrics…hummm

His beats is serious, but his flow is garbage.

You want Macho Man lyrics? Here ya go!

Comin right back at ya, it’s Macho Man
DJs in the club, slam this jam (or you could go, get changed in the club, slam n jam!)
I’m comin with the heat that’s sizzlin hot
So when you drop this beat it’s blowin up the spot
I told you before that I’ma "TEAR IT UP!"
And if I tell ya again I’m gonna "KICK SOME BUTT!"
So don’t sleep!
I’m constantly droppin bombs
And in your cd rom, it’s Macho Man.com
New school wrestlers take it from me
This game is like school you gotta earn a degree!
It’s a compliment when ya’ll imitate me
But it’s wrong when you try to intimidate me
SOHK’s the curriculum
It’s the school of hard knocks we don’t pick no bums
Ya gotta be hard if you expect to pass
So hit the floor real fast, or fail my class!

Anthony, instead of playing in a silly tournament. You should finally come up to play some BR up here. I fail to understand how you can talk trash, when you’ve never won a Tekken Tourny with someone from Seattle attending. I’ve gone down to Portland rusty as hell many times to teach you and Kent how to play, but it gets old when ya’ll never show up here.

:lame:

Well put JWO!

applause

Thank you for clarifying that bomb ass quote. Shout out to my boy X! Good luck @ SBIV this year playa