Tekken 6 Tourney OCTOBER 24th

First off you didn’t say anything like that in your original post. How in the fuck is a person from Seattle supposed to know that you have a console cabinet @ Tilt in Portland?

Secondly taking stabs at people you’re trying to get to come to your tournament isn’t a good idea.

Once again, I was hyped for this till I opened the thread.

You’d have more credibility if anybody knew who the blue hell you were…

This thread is tie game! You play kai koose? I Juazzz Joooking 4 an GREATZ TekkON game!

In Apocalypse Now, a black man gets killed with a spear. Is this racism? Or reverse racism? Is reverse racism a double-negative, and therefor positive…somehow?

Also, fuck Brian Russell. It’s his fault this thread is full of hate. If he didn’t suck donkey balls, there would be peace in the Middle East by now.

Jesse, that was very offensive of you…but you’re Native American, and my ancestors killed yours. Thus, I deem it acceptable based on White Guilt.

You should probably just wait until BR drops, people are actually excited about that game, but because of BR people don’t care for vanilla 6. Host your tourney and good luck, but I don’t think anyone here cares too much.

Might want to check out how some of the bigger tournaments are run on Tekken Zaibatsu for an example of a rule set or two. You could at least borrow some elements from them.

Give us a heads up, with a clearer thread, when you do get some SF4 and BR action going on. People will care about that.

I always thought it was funny how the Seahawks like, got rid of Ken Hamlin and Michael Boulware and replaced them with Deon Grant and Brian Russell. Everyone was like “cool we got Deon Grant!” but then when it came to Brian Russell, everyone was like “who the hell is that?”

EDIT-Speaking of White Guilt Robert, wouldn’t you say that your outburst could be considered a result of White Identity Politics?

But of course. White Identity Politics is the means through which we preserve the Whiteness of Being. Without it, we cannot fulfill the standards set by the Grand Marshall of White Integrity, who fought the Huns at the Battle of Sicily, AKA Operation Husky, AKA Washington vs USC 2009. GO DAWGS!!!

broken on the floor dude while ya tryna get flirty. you get your bitch ass up and your shirt is still dirty. your shirt is dirty dude cause you been sittin in BULLSHIT. just like that BULLSHIT ya tend to spit.

LOL at 40% payout for 1st place.

With this sorry payout rate, unless this bull shit is on free play, your gonna be spending more money to play the you could probably win. Good shit Solider.

Take ya bitch ass upstairs take ya bich ass downstairs…

I’m about to whoop your ass then ima about to whoop your rump…

Fuck that bitch go back to tha store nigga buy a blunt and smoke up some mo…

I know I’m fucking up the quotes but this thread is fucked up so there ya go.

I have viewed each and every portland tekken video there is to watch and there is one thing in common with each one. You guys simply do not know how to block. How do you guys not know about neutral block? You can block in tekken by simply not touching the stick.

Maybe you guys should work on blocking.

so i was trying to watch sugar hill the other day because i was off and id never seen it. now i didnt know it was an old ass movie because it was like 7am and i hadnt slept in like 14 hours but the appeal of voodoo zombies, sleep, or saved by the bell was too much to resist. i also didnt realize that this movie would take place in the dirty dirty where they tend to get naughty naughty but this fucking movie opens up with some ritual fire dancing and by then i realized yo this is a old ass movie but i thought they talked about it in rap songs like it was some mid 90’s shit. then they had this nigga with the MOST AMAZING suit ive seen in years and this fine ass light skinned black chick that needed some of my penis in her then youthful state. seriously my nigga, i would build a time machine and give her hairy vagina a spankwire creampie of epic proportions. vanessa williams would get it too. then id come back to the present day and be younger than my child. that shit would be crazy right? but anyways they had this house nigga talkin to the black dude with the raw ass suit and he was with some other goons but they were white and they were tellin pimpsuit he needa sell his club to this other white dude who was like the goblin since they are goons. basically a kingpin. so pimpsuit tells them to fuck off and get out, so they leave. pimpsuit goes to his car and they beat his ass…to death…so later on that hot ass black chick goes to a voodoo witch doctor and thats when i fell asleep. ill probably watch the rest of this movie tonight because somehow she gets voodoo zombies to kill the mob…and that is why this tourney is stupid

yo barry, 2 up 2 down

Did they block at all in that movie?

from what i seen, no they didnt lol. so i guess theyre kinda like the portland vids you seen huh?

i like how your name is barryblocking and you are talking about blocking. if i was still in school, i would like you to come speak at it, but since i am not this thread is fine. preach on sir!

Tekken in da NW SFIV too

Man, my homeboy Barryblockin just got me hip to this thread ya’ll.

All ya’ll are lookin weak as fuck in both games. Ain’t no one talking about throwing no one. You fools know that in tekken if you only get one grab break guess? It’s FREE just like NW tekken players. I heard ya’ll are FREE as FUCK.

And this bullshit tournamentwars thing from what’s his name? Shit is lookin real whack, I seen the videos. Ya’ll aren’t grabbin enough. Who the fuck was that Gouken player? Fucking up the ultras off of THROWS? My gouken GRABS ALL DAY IN THE BAY.

Team names are weak as fuck too. The Wolfpack? TDP wtf is that supposed to mean anyway?! Ya’ll are lucky that Me Barry and ParryParrying aren’t in Seattle, cause “MINDGAMES INC.” would take down that shit for FREE.

i like you far less than i like barry

tdp stands for team dick punch. you obviously counter that because you have a vagina but thats not really a mind game…but then barry could block it and parry could parry it…hmm beast coast?

the first chick i ever boned was from ohio. i used to get it in ohio like cam’ron

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The only reason I ever came to the northwest section in the first place was because somebody a longtime ago told me that I would like stiltman’s marvel vs capcom 2 videos because he does a lot of jump back blocking. I decided I would give it a chance and see how stout his defense is, but I was let down. The man just cannot block magneto or storm. I bet dollars to donuts that he cant block amingo either. Good lord, learn how to block, tap block for me, just one time thats all I ask.