i dont use that stuff but ty for lookin out 
mens health ftw
Nice edit Alfred, cant lie now tho. 
Anyways Joey should post the story on his train adventure to RI. Its too much.
you niggaâs are killing me lol
But the real question is whatâll you do in the face of the New Age nonsense that comes your way 'cause with me YOUâRE BOUND to happen to it. 'Sides the pay sucks Best I can offer is 6 headaches a week
Previous episode of True fucked up stories (Just because ness)
Month of Evo I planned to level up in RI. Problem the usual base of operations had moved (turns out it was just around the corner). So the 1st night I had chilled with one of my boys. Next day I set out to track down my base. So I goes and gets a motel room. That night when I check in I pay for the room or whatever. And thatâs when I discover MY LUGGAGE was stolen. :WTF:Contents were A weekâs worth a clothes,my cd player,my cds, Modded ps2, my WMD-Mark4(The Namco I played at Web2Zone) Stash of burnt games,My workboots, and my phone charger. Oh yeah did I mention that I lost my glasses on the train from Boston to Prov? And at the end of the week, I find a temp place to crash. Iâm STILL trynna find my way to Wallâs. On Saturday Being the true warrior that I am :karate:Iâm figurin that If I can get there thatâs shitâll actually go right. GUESS AGAIN I blew up EVERYONEâs phone whoâs #'s I had. Finally got a hold of Wall. He told me to call Wilson and guess what 1st time I called someone said to call back. 2nd turns out he left already. Now at this point Iâm screaming like Lucy just took the football away from Charlie Brown.:WTF: For the next night all I can even THINKING about is tearing Prov inside-out and to find this Bastard and sawing off his genatlia with a heated butterkinfe and shoving it down his throat (no homo):mad: Only 2 things I can think of that stopped was the fact that I was smoking and drinking just about everyday. Next day I FINALLY found my original contacts,reach the base I had I planned and thing start to look up(closet thing in expiernce I got was assraping(no homo) just about everyone in the hood in Special Champion Edition(YES for the Genesis).About a week later I head home after solving a money problem.
And now comes the Epiloge
When I get home more shit happens the WMD-Mark2(theworn in Beat up Namco I played last time I actually WAS at Wallâs) stops going left so I had to be a pad pussy:tdown: for about 3 weeks (during which time I found I canât play GG on pad anymore which ironic since I wasted 3 years doin it.)Then it came time to replace the important shit. Thing look good When I find the WMD-Mark5 for the 70$ on eBay. Wish getting the New modded ps2 was that easy. I head into NYC and get I used a ps2(what the hellâs the point of getting a new if My going to get it modded) I get J+L games in Chinatown Ask the to mod it only get "we donât do that ANYMORE!!!:wtf::mad: . Here;s when shit actually get brighter. I run in CTF and ACTUALLY GET wins with Q(hey Andy me and you have a mirror thatâs #4 on my thing to do list(Juice, Ed and Grits already know what the 1st 3 are)) and on the off chance I happen to have brought my busted switch with me I ask the does he know where I can get another one. And through the Grace of Gaia and Pan He gives me one for $1. So what if it didnât mount right since it was bigger than hole. I was finally free from being a pad pussy:tup::woot: After CTF closes I go get drunk Next availible train Iâm on it. When I get back to trenton I beeline it for the Riverline after itâs bus ride to Atlantic City where thereâs this small game shop. Where I find out WHY no one does mods. (insert middle finger to the government here. Hell If I could Iâd insert a piss on thewhite house pic here.) The owner may Buddha bless him, is willing to sell HIS personal modded ps2 for 270. Problem is I only had 220 on me at the time. So I leaves a $200 deposit which I had planned take back if I couldnât get it. So walk to the next town over (probably leaving a trail of ball sweat on the way) to use their Library to go online(ACâs Library sucks. Insane for ONLY 15 minutes) in hope of undercutting by seeing if I can work out an alternative. Failing that I came and tell him the bad news. The shocker is HE GIVES it to me for the original 220 (all the cash I hand on hand and used ps2 I got in NYC). Here and now I pledge that so long that he stays open I WILL NOT go anywhere else for my needs. I WILL bring that other $50 (only reason I didnât already was this LATEST episode that I already post in the NJ therad if youâre EVER IN the area and need shit GO THERE and tell I sent you and that the ps2 is WELL taken care of.
Wow it took me 3 cigs and a big ass cup of juice to post this shit so I 'm gonna stop before I end chopping up a random fat bitch and putting her in the deep fryer 'cause Iâm hungry. Iâll edit later
psâŚAlfrerd If I get graded on gramatical shit I swear Iâll stick my foot so far up thy posterior that you be crapping out toe nails for 6 months
pssâŚ2007 Hater of the Year award IS MINE!!!:mad:
psss If you got an agry boicemail from now you know why
that hater award belongs to me bitch
Ooooooh Goody Gavin HURRY the fuck up and annouce this shit:arazz:
Put the title up Ed so I can take that AND my soul back
Ed vs Crack III:FOR ALL THE MARBLES !!!
Gavin what do I need to bring to make this shit HAPPEN!!!:mad::Karate:
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A+
PS - The only medical benefit when I take the job Crack, I suppose I would need would be a lot of advil.
Get Looped! Looooooooooooooooooooooooopsssssssssssssssssss!!!
yea gav-o- wat do you think about that
⌠h8!
wheres my white juggernaut at?
IIIIIIIâaaaaaaaammmmmmmm Baaaaaaaaaaaacccccccckkkkkkkk!!!
and when I bite, you will see them eyes go white!:devil:
jjuice teach me your urien secrets ok
hmmmmm, lemme know when I gotta reschedule again to go up there :devil:
Bacardi vs Smooth aka Suave
Bacardi vs Jjuice aka Trapicana aka JAWS!!!
Bacardi vs Ill Will aka Arroz con Pollo
Bacardi vs Paul Wall aka Show em your grill
Bacardi vs Edpachi aka you gonna have to take off that eye patch
Bacardi vs Nestor
ac,mvc2, 3s and st lets do it
i am down for 3rd strike itâs been awhile for Edpachi. but i am still the beast of hades so watch out bacardi lemon.
hereâs my hit list
ill will aka The gucci mane
juicy j aka The great black shark
nestor umm never mind ( heâs a bum now so fuck him)
paul aka i fuck porn stars wall
and last but not less JOEY CRACK!!! YOU GOT IT BETTER BE READY NIGGA
Dont worry I havent played 3s in a very longtime
i see big papa not on there:smokin: respect son
Yo check itt out right. Iâm doing a documentary âThe Joey Christ Stuntâ chronicalling my adventures from now to Evo '08 with a possinle trip to SBO in Japan. Hell Iâm even goin on tour to train for NEC. 1st planned stop in Prov. Hopefully with some help (a fuck it A lot of HELP). Niggas ALREADY KNOW my motto now hereâs where a bitch gets to see how I duz it.
Gav at me I need your with video editing and shit.
Now if youâll excuse me I must go develop TRUE HATE MODE with DIVINE FIRE!!!
ps Alfred If you can MAKE SURE I make the next TGA ranbat YOUâRE FUCKING hired