“here lies scout, he ran fast and died a virgin”
“may i borrow your earpiece? [in mocking voice] this is scout, rainbows make me cry”
im expecting him to say" nice medic…for me to poop on"
“You died as you lived…morbidly obese.”
I wish the Sniper had this line so bad
“That shot was fully charged!”
clever!
Just noticed the flower purse in the Pyro’s locker.
This is a wrap.
God damn.
She got the most manliest voice I’ve ever (halfway) heard…
I bet her voice is gonna be like Dr. Girlfriend from Venture Bros.
“Your precious sandwich won’t help you now!.. Ffffffatty!”
Ambassador is so fun now. Armed with the Cloak and Dagger I’ve just been skulking around popping off low health units, and going for long range headshots versus Snipers and Engineers. If you have some distance and cover, 2-shot dropping an Engy then sapping everything is very effective.
“Did I throw a wrench into your plans? Ha Ha HA!”
Good stuff.
i actually enjoy making maps much more than playing the game now
:c
I’m gonna laugh if the pyro is a chick, I’m sure a bunch of people will cry about that
Why? That’d only mean she’s hot…
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anyone play engie in arena mode? It has to be the most exilerating shit ever. spies try to sap your shit so you start getting paranoid that everyone is a spy, and after your paranoia attack wears out, you got like 4 shotty kills and 2 sentry kills. also random pyros and soldiers on your team are on your dispenser all the time while the other team caps the point and gets the win… in arena mode…
fun as shit.
Every time Steam goes down and I can’t change my loadout, I truly realize how good the Axtinguisher is.
I don’t know why, but everyone hates on Arena for some reason…I’ll never understand.
You don’t get absurdly high numbers that are easy to self-fap to.
imo.
I always imagined if they demasked the pyro, it would be an asian dude. Cuz you look at all the classes, they are almost all different in where they are from. You got whity, black, german, russian, is spy is either italian or french, new yorker scout…where’s the asian guy lol?
Ok I haven’t posted in this topic for a while (been playing a lawt). And heres what I have to say:
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The new system is CRAP. The ideal system in my opinion, would be to provide all the new Sniper and Spy unlocks at the beginning of the update. And then you can pick up extra weapons. For those of you who don’t know, Valve is thinking of implementing stats on each weapons so they’ll all be different.
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Razorback is balls. I previously said it would be completely against Spy, but as I played, that is not the case. It doesn’t warn the sniper its been backstabbed, so you just wait 2 sec and stab again. EZ PZ.
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The Bow and Arrow does take skill, and is not about luck. Dunno what your talking about Hatz. This is a very good new weapon that owns me :[. (Just for clarification, I never use Sniper, and is definitely my worst class).
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Jarate is cool… don’t know why people got worked up about it.
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Dead Ringer was THE SHIT. Valve patched it, and now its just fun. But its not good…
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Cloak and Dagger is something I’m iffy on. On the one hand, I think it drains way too quickly, on the otherhand, for the patientass boring mofo, they can really make it a godly weapon.
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Ambassador was also insane at the beginning, but was quickly patched. Look up “Uber” and “Ambassador” on youtube and you’ll see why. Now it’s decent.
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Nobody will cry if the Pyro is a chick. In fact 99% of the people hope the Pyro reveal herself, for beatoff material.
And finally I love Arena. Particularly on Lumberyard and Badland. Nucleus sucks.
I’ve been using Demoman a lot lately and realize truly how much better he is than the rest of the roster. I consistently get 2+/1 k/d ratio with him being offensive. Spah’s still mah favorite though.
The Bow can be utilized with skill, as can any weapon…but it is mostly lucky, constantly trying to predict where someone will be. That’s where the skill comes into play, but it’s still luck as well
of course its awesome
how else does a pyro expect to drop a heavy? pop out and light him up, run away and show up from a different angle with the axe out and CHOP CHOP and done
also using it on the sniper makes his backstab death animation show up which is neat too