T13: Foney Match Callouts

The fuck is your problem? Joker has been the only one (including myself) not starting shit with people in this thread and you want to pipe up with some meaningless nonsense about replacing h’s with j’s? Glad you needed some attention.

Cool story bro. None of this affects the fact that he looks like a complete dumbass.
Keep brown nosing your glorious east coast hero though, or whatever you kids consider him.

Jajaja

Jaja dumbass isn’t hood… If u werent such a dumbass u would know “jajaja” is Spanish…
Now just shut up cuz clearly u don’t know what Ur talking about…
People like u make me laugh jajajaja

Well let’s keep the other mm and exhibition separate. As a rookie, I just want to test my abilities against some of the best UMVC3 players in Canada and I thank Bee for giving me this opportunity. I want get to know the west as well so if anyone besides EvoL and Bee that is coming to T13, I would like to mm you in umvc3 as well. Cheers!

-White-r

Oh no, someone named thebest followed by the phrase DIG NICK BIGGA is saying someone looks stupid. We should all take this seriously.

I know it’s spanish, the hood reference was regarding your hilariously dense calling out video towards fanatiq.
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we goin full brazil in here now son!

You guys are too easy.

it seems someone graduated from the UberJohnson school of posting. All you need is the phrase amigo’s at the end and you get your degree.

all caps are you serious
marvel is more likely your game since you play street fighter like noah but i’d say you stand little to no chance of makin the team if you gotta play bee for a spot. best cap LMAO make the magic series work for you … pick a real character

jajajaja amigo said johnson

for the sake of being relevant to this thread, Bee will win.

in the interest of fairness, everything before the PS is lowercase

Why can’t we just all party at the same place on Friday with Joker and bee? You live far from the hotel?
Yo Neo is there a later bracket for sf4 b/c all these guys gonna feel like they are dying. Yah but don’t put me in the morning bracket neither we are gonna die together lolol.

Heero is the best 5-10 player in all of canada so don’t bother challenging him. I saw u play against Dice at HQ last time and I think ur pretty free compared to MTL’s finest 5-10 players. My first match 1st to 10, quarter beer for every loss, (btw just bc u saw me play in english don’t mean i’m just average, I killed Js master so fast he didn’t wanna play after 5 games.) I play canto style and I have yet to see anyone match my skills I have been Karaoking before some of you were even born.

Smokey is the fastest Beer chugger in all of canada so don’t bother challenging him at that. I’ll take that challenge right after Heeros challenge

mtler is the most heavyweight drinker in all of canada so don’t try to outdrink him. Bring it on if he can keep up with the same amount I drink at the same speed, what ever I drink you drink (and for the record if you drank 10 drinks in the last 10 hours it don’t mean nothing that only means u drank 1 drink an hr and I just need to drink 1 to catch up)

and I think your blanka is the freeeest I have ever seen and would like to run back the drunk MMs from last time (no more 1 round 50$ bs), I play high pressure so people are bound to choke, I had to it b/c I already had over 20 drinks in 3 hours before I played this match. A person no matter what skill aint gonna beat a sober average player after 20+ drinks in 3 hrs.

Lulz, you guys are hilarious.

I’d love to put people on a later bracket but alas we have to follow the schedule to make sure everything runs on time. I’ll keep your post in mind but with the amount of players that may possibly come and with the exhibition on Saturday night, we have to reach Top 16 by 8p in AE the latest. So please don’t be late. I suggest party normally on Fri and then Party like it’s the end of the world on Sat night when the crazyness of 1st day is done. lol

NeoRussell

Does this Mr. Lapchi truly believe that he can outdrink people from MTL the party capital city of Canada?

Perhaps he is looking down on us after seeing this:
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This does not represent the drinking potential of MTL. You will notice the person on the far right is some guy from [S]Toronto[/S] China.

In any case you and I both know I was in no way shape or form sober at the time of our matches. You poured me a 3/4 cup of Jack that night and of course it was neither my first nor last drink before playing. to be honest I actually thought I was winning the round until I saw KO.

Regarding the place… I do live pretty far from Joker’s place and many of us from MTL are AE players. We’re also going to be a fairly large group of people and may end up overcrowding Joker’s place if we all go there. As per my initial suggestion, I think we should watch Joker’s Stream from my place and sidebet amongst ourselves.

Bee: If you are gonna put your spot up in a match, please do it on the Friday so that it’s out of the way.

Jack: Good luck man. I’m rooting for ya.

NeoRussell

If i make it im getting a suite at one of the hotels as I intend to care more about having fun then the actual tournament. I will try and host if this goes down.

okay i revise my previous statement, i can cheer for white_r if he makes the team, i feel bad if it’s him or Bee though cuz i don’t wanna choose between my friend and seemingly the only polite marvel player around

Partying and hard competitive drinking are not the same thing. You are inviting a shark to have tea with goldfish my friend.I guarantee that when it comes down to pure volume consumption of alcohol Team Calgary has been trained to terrify.

Oh we shall see!