Survivor: South Pacific

Haven’t watch last night episode but im liking this season…Good cast…Im hoping Brandon is faking it…

Yeah that was disgusting. Also they eat the same meat later. lol. Mikayla was a trooper though, picking up that meat on the ground. I’m cheering for her to win now. Also that tall white guy on Ozzie’s team is dumb as a rock. Jim shouldn’t tell him too much.

btw what is with the ambiguously ethnic women in reality shows lately. I have no idea if ozzie’s girlfriend is asian or hawaiian or latina. There are also two showgirls in this season’s amazing race that are the same, they are cute but could use some bigger boobs. Anyway, my goddamn PVR cut off in the last 5 minutes so I have no idea what happened in Tribal last night.

If you want, hit me up and I’ll link you or anyone who missed it to the last bit of the episode.

I liked Mikayla from the start. Actual strong chick that doesn’t look like a dude, but then again she a lingerie football player. ugh… bitch probably dumb as fuck. I’d figure that something you do for fun not as an actual career.

As for the Elyse chick I remember reading she was Native American and Japanese or something like that.

Brandon dude is fucking annoying as hell. He needs to go. I don’t care that you’re Russel’s nephew we know you told us 50 times within the span of 4 episodes. We know you have a wife and you don’t want to cheat with her, but who’s trying to FUCK you? We know you have a history of drugs, violence, but we don’t give a fuck. We know you love god, now can you shut the fuck up about your life? We don’t need your autobiography dammit.

Also that white bitch on the island irks me too. Fuck I hate half the cast here. I’m rooting for Blue team that isn’t named Brandon or that white chick on the island.

You mean Christine, right? The one that was friends with that crazy Mortician that has no idea how to act around living people since she works with the dead?

Christine and the other white woman from Utah was hilarious as they were trying to be buds with Morticia last night. “You go girl!” I don’t think I’ve heard that since 2004. lol The woman from Utah was giving her peace signs or something as she’s going home. lol.

People are always complaining about Nayonka types but Morticia (sorry forgot her name already) is the opposite being all anti-social and quiet except for that outburst when she knew was out. Not to the same mastery level of anti-social skills as Randy the wedding photographer though who is probably the most anti-social twat ever to play survivor.

Randy was the most social anti-social person ever. Seriously, before the whole thing in his boot episode he was liked or loved by pretty much everyone except Sugar and Crystal. And he actually had a good sense of humour.

He still hated them, he was just smart enough to know the power of a swing vote. I don’t know why most “outcast” players don’t realize how long they can survive being the wild card. Cirie was pretty good at it. A lot of players are just goddamn idiots who always think people are after them but don’t do anything about it. Cirie and Randy knew how and when to pit people against each other. I was hoping Papa Bear was smart enough to do this being an NY cop and all but I guess he’s too much of a “bottom” to be an effective player. He pretty much just took it.

Cirie wasn’t really an outsider though. In all 3 of her seasons she was in the majority alliance on 6 of the 7 tribes she was on, with the only exception being the first tribe she was on in the first episode of her first season.

So they just had to vote out Elice(one of the hottest girls) from this season.o_O

I like how this season is so balanced in terms of each tribe winning immunity back and forth. It has been even so far, and I can’t wait to see what happens at the merge if the numbers are the same.

I love blindsides. Strong play from Jim or whatever his name is. Brandon’s annoying as fuck now. He’s a good guy to have during challenges but I was hoping he had some Russell game style in him. Hella people not getting camera time.

There seems to be some pretty good clashing strategies that are going on now, very interesting season.

Such a great great episode. This season is well making up for the last 2 seasons.

Ozzy is SUCH an idiot, lol. And if I was Cochran, no way would I give it back. Though, it’s a pretty stupid idea on Ozzy’s part anyway considering Christine OBVIOUSLY wants to go to Savaii after she was the first person booted from her tribe so they’d be in the same position regardless of what happened.

But yeah, this certainly makes up for last season (which seriously, the ONLY reason I can’t rank it in the bottom 3 is because of Russell’s hilarious blindside then crying) and having Heroes vs Villains be spoiled to EVERYBODY EVERYWHERE whether you wanted it to be or not to the point that everybody knew who was going home every round by week 3. I blame Russell, personally.

So far, this has blown Tocantins, Samoa, and Survivor: Rob out of the water, and it might soon pass Nicaragua if the post-merge is good. And if it ends well, it could certainly wind up being better than Gabon too.

Are you smoking the same stuff Ozzy has been smoking? LMAO!

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU I can’t wait for next week’s episode!!

No, Samoa and Redemption Island WERE shit seasons, and Nicaragua’s pretty underrated. Tocantins is okay, but Gabon’s way better. But naturally, that’s just my own opinion having seen every season as it’s aired and watched them all at least once again since.

Next season I want a muslim, buddhist, atheist, jew, ba’hai and hindu in there.

This post was made in jesus’ name amen.

NO! Mono-religious teams! Much like the black team from Cook Islands*, the muslim team will be hella salty when someone starts catching all the chickens and securing a food source for their team…cuz that just leaves the wild pig.

*was there ever a season as pathetic, hilarious, and hilariously pathetic as Cook Islands? Wish that srk thread was still around. That shit was epic.

One of the few times a person won the game during final jury.