Super Smash Bros. General - Patience and Spacing....or Whine and Moan

She needs a punch to the face…

seriously look at her mug…

Nope to easy of a guess

Nah her face is fine, even if she doesn’t know what the hell “sexist” means.

Sexist would be if Little Mac didn’t body his female opponents in combat.

Unless Samus is his girlfriend or something and he went all Mike Tyson.

Bitch be complaining about a girl getting hit in a fighting game, but she has no problems with Peach rubbing up against every guy she meets and parading herself around like the Princess of the Bukkake Kingdom? Fuck outta here with that shit.

Isn’t Samus, like, the tallest human-based character(that we know of)? WOuldn’t it make sense to use her in the ‘short joke’ over someone like Zelda

It’d either be her or the Capn. Supposedly though her getting decked was the continuation of a small joke made during the Brawl Dojo days when he was first revealed. Sakurai used Samus to compare heights that time as well.

Isnt it because Samus is apparently the most normal sized character? Im sure aside from Falc

I thought that was Sonia?

Depends upon your definition of normal. Samus is around 6ft if I remember which is pretty tall…then there’s Rosalina. I don’t even know who’s taller between the 2 of them.

Samus is on the larger side of the cast, she’s 6’3 in her armour.
Honestly though it’s difficult to try and pinpoint what is considered as “average size” in a game with characters like a small electric rodent, a pink puff ball, an anthropomorphic fox with a laser gun and a giant gorilla wearing a tie.

Smash characters are, by and large, mute or mute adjacent. Therefore, we must assume that inflicting physical harm is how they communicate.

Translating what Mac told Samus roughly comes out as ‘Hello, my name is Little Mac, and I am sensitive about my height’

I can’t stop watching this trailer. Everything about it was so perfectly done.

no wonder doc always calls him mac

putting him on my maybe mains, mains so far : Sonic, Wii Fit trainer, and T. Link…what about yall? I have no confidence in regular link given past treatments; megaman is a maybe I have to see his movement because I said from the gate he looks slow and my chars need to move for mixup purposes

thought you were talking about Samus. Was gonna disagree.

Mains: Peach, Sonic. WFT
Secondary: Marth, Mac.
Tertiary: Link <- Subject to change depending on his efficiency in this game.

So far mains are Sonic, Luigi, Link. Villager is my planned troll character and there’s no way I can’t give Megaman or Mac a try.

Link, Toon Link, and Fox are given mains for me…Little Mac looks main-worthy, may try Marth again as well. Other mains just depend on how they feel in this engine.

And now for some scary hypotheticals

Straight Punch is able to be canceled with a dash or roll.
KO meter doesn’t go back to 0 if whiffed
Comboing KO punch from jabs…oh wait, not hypothetical

Of the revealed cast I’m leaning heavily towards a return to Samus, with Pit as a possible backup. Obviously will be trying out Mega Man and Mac as well.

As for the sexism comment, it’s not like they’re in a game all about beating the crap out of each other or anything like that.
Seriously, I didn’t even consider it in terms of genders. I saw the dotted lines and thought “Oh, they’re making a height joke. That’s humorous!” If anyone should be offended by that part of the trailer, it’s short/tall people, not women.

God help someone who’s short, a woman, AND tall. That’s offense city right there

im 5’5 and highly offended… CALL KOTAKU!