Super Smash Bros. Brawl thread v2. wii want it now

I wonder if when you Pikmin the Ike’s up and I penguin smash the shit out of them if the Pikmin will die?

If so, immediately after I smash them you better start picking dem pikminz.

THIS IS STRATS YO!!!

G.O.T. if you play fatty’s, you should join us, Team Fatty Pikmin forever.

Since Brawl’s overall emphasis on speed has been downplayed I guess the whole “power over speed” character design may finally work out. Ike/D3/DK/Bowser shall kick ass(and hopefully Gannondarf).

you might have something there…i for one do hope that the "big"characters get only stronger and somewhat better,and ya Gannondorf would be a plus.

speed? SPEED? You know not of speed until you fight the blue blur~

zoom zoom zoooom

well school starts tomorrow, so at least that will pass the time until brawl comes out.

If Sonic isn’t the fastest character in Brawl I will throw my copy away.

Then quickly fish it out and begin playing it again.

I sorely do hope fatties are good. I don’t want to have to learn a skinny fairy bitch to be good in “serious” games.

You have a good point, as along as these slow heavyweights have at least two spam-able aerials they can do well.

I’m still keeping my eye on Sonic & Meta Knight though…

A game where big/slow characters are actually good?

BLASPHEMY!!!

No one better mention Potemkin in GG.

He doesn’t count.

Because I said so.

Gief in A3.

Fuck.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

Fuck teh fatties.

Sonic is God tier.

And yall bitches don’t know bout my light arrow spam wit Pit.

indeed. I see we already have clans set up, huh?:rofl:

My clan: Gunstar Boyz/Evil Gravy

But I shall join yor clan. I STILL NEED MY WII!! Goddamnit why does DMC4 and Brawl have to come out near each other man fuck? Shit! Ass and Blatt Blatt! It don’t make no sense.

Edit: Fuck those skinny ass bastards. There should be no way for those small punks to even be on the battlefield.

No, you only join one clan.

You are officially disbarred from our clan. Whatever Team name me and Quiche finally decide upon shall not be compromised by duel interests.

If you are all about playing as fatties, olimar, and whoever else Quiche wants to play as, you’re allowed to hang with us.

I can dig it. Doesn’t matter my homeboys and I will rampage either way it goes.

Bowser: “RAAWRR!!”

Double Bowser for Team of the year. Bowsercides for all who oppose us.

You’s gonna get mad pikmin’s and waddle dee’s all over your fat lizard asses. REAL TALK.

lol I’ll be ready.

His Energy Ass Grab wasn’t slow.

Kira in Arcana Heart, granted she can fly, but she is big, oh is that blob she rides big.

Oh, and im ready for however many waddle dees stand in my path, my minion hopping skills are not to be trifled with.

You can’t imagine the amount of people who might turn up dead around my area on Feb.10 if Sonic isn’t the fastest character…>(…

‘I’ll show you what true speed really is’

WOO! I’m hoping you’re getting the rep you deserve for this. Sucks that the hedgehog wasn’t available to try out. Oh well…maybe some other time.

YO YO YO B BOY THAT SHIT’S FOR RIZZO!

Other things I have to say…What’s all this jib jab i’m hearin bout some pansy ass japanese kid with blue hair and a sword…again!? Bring on Ike! And bring Metaknight too so they both can catch a red and white sneaker to the face!

Also in the Feb issue of EGM they have a smash section in it which they talk about certain aspects of the game…nothing that we don’t already know about but I read one quote that i found interesting that I’d like to share with you guys concerning the ‘hardcore’ smash scene. It was in response to what KillaOR said about taking the items out and having only a handful or stages available for melee in a tournament setting and how he’s hoping brawl’s character imbalances will be fixed

“In a game like this, you’re never going to get to this utopia where everything’s balanced perfectly. You strive for it, but the chances of it ever happening are pretty much nil. The character roster is just way too big, There are too many moves, too many factors.” ~ Nate Bihldorff, U.S. producer for Smash Bros. Brawl

I found that interesting…so what…does this make the…4th-5th time that nintendo has come out and took a jab at the way the hardcore tournament scene is run?

only this time no lil animals are gonna be freed from the badniks…

Olimar seems like the character I’ll be trying out first when Brawl comes out(considering he’s in the starting lineup). My strategy includes plucking pikman and throwing them.

EDIT:

I wonder if you can SHFFL pikman and waddle dee throws.

Still nothing on Wario…?

So Ike is “Too Much High Power Man”?

Awesome.

Anyway, thank you, even though I’m quite annoyed that there are still no impressions that I’ve seen (or you’ve given) about Wario. The fuck? I mean, I would love not to have many mirror matches for my (main) character, but all I know is there he moves relatively slowly so far.

Yeah, really helpful.

Oh well, less than a month’s time now.

“SHFFL”?

We really need a link to the Smash jargon on the front page or something. I only understand the really basic ones.

And, well, Tigerboi needs to update the front page in general.