PARRYING IS BULLSHIT, YOU CAN’T DO THAT, STOP!!!
yeah i’ve dealt with guys like that a couple of times and tantrums are really annoying.
sorry to say but i actually use to be like that around age 16/17.
didn’t know back then how to channel anger or give myself a break when needed.
but anyway here’s some things i’ve heard…
“Naw that’s not right wtf!”
or when playing cvs2…
“what the hell? it’s fucking Dan!!! Die already!”
“I’ve played in tournaments and no one throws that much dude stop throwing!!!”
“Stop that slammin shit with zangief it’s cheap ass hell!!”
haha, I remember being in 6th grade playing some older guys in Mortal Kombat I
I was Sonya and kept on grabbing this dude with her leg grab throw. Everytime he got grabbed he’d release a stream of curses and “bad words” that a sheltered 6th grader could never comprehend, and I nearly freaked out because of the rage he’d display.
I couldn’t handle it. I let him win the round, then left the machine w/o taking the next round. Then I went to my mom and asked for another dollar so I can play street fighter instead 
"Yo, you wanna throw down at some MvC2?“
Loses
"You’re lucky!! If it weren’t for my thumb spasms you would be dead!!”-Jiorn
I think I said that just last night, if my memory serves me correctly.
This dude said “Why you running with Doom and Blackheart cheap bitch” then I pushed dat weak ass boy!!! and we almost fought, I was gonna break his fucking face but, he was was shaky ass hell, cuzz. You might say “over a game” then I say “FUCK yeah bruh, a nigga don’t call no mufuckin bitch:mad:”. When did Doom and Blackheart start rushin down anyway???
_JaY
CvS
“stop using akuma’s a-groove”
“don’t cross me up, thats cheap”
"you’re banned from ever using that character again"
thats the most frequent one, lost Dan that way all because they kept jumping onto supers.
I thought this thread was about things that SF characters say that don’t make sense: “Go home and be a family man” to Chun Li for example.
No, I made this thread so others can tell the tired/funny excuses that scrubs give when they have been whupped up upon.
Haha, I was playing some whackass security guard last night at 3s. I beat him twice because he was a fucking scrub with nothing but sweeps and SRKs when he’d get up because he didn’t know how to block.
He gets up from the machine, irritated, and says:
“CHILL OUT, YO!”
I was laughing so fucking hard.
i got how often do you play this ?? then usually i let them know what i do full time job/music production job/GF this aint my whole life man
but for right now
i get people that complain side busting about me roll cancelling “he roll cancels dont play him” okay ya but then they wanna low jump rh you all day with sagat they’re pretty funny LOL
i was going to get into a fight the other day
"YA i’d like to see you beat him then your good so im like he aint shit homiee so i go leave my game go and i serve him and then when i win hes all trying 2 give me props but i dogg him cuz of some smart ass comment damn did he feel awkward LoL
but aside from that im old school especially growing up in L.A. fools would fight over Street Fighter back in the day hahah no bull shit there would be a fight over throwing tactics! i remember this one dude got socked for playing zangief throwing at this local newspaper stand back in the day thats when i knew this game was Raw i was like DOPE! =)
today when playing thanos, cause they were complaining about top-tier…
one kid shouts " STOP BUILDING BAR !!!"
heres some i get…
Wtf my super didnt come out…
Stupid sticks messed up (guard break)
hes too small i cant hit him (servbot)
how do you do the power (after doing tempest 
)
Man i love embarrising them when there girls are around cuz like there standing near em and in the beginning there like hey watch im going rape this guy
me::lol:
then when i murder them the girls laugh and go thats sad!
Oh and this one recently
“roll cancell is weak and easly destroyed”
:lol: ahh scrubs there great :lol:
This happened today… Well, the main arcade I go to is a Dave and Busters esque place called Jillian’s. This one guy who works there as a bouncer type dude decided to step to me in CvS2, but I didn’t recognize him because he wasn’t in his work clothes, anyway I RAPE him with team BAS (all the while he’s screaming curses), anyway he walks away and gets ready to punch in so he gets on his work stuff and I see him in the bathroom (btw this guy is scary and talks just like Mike Tyson, and looks like him a bit oo), and he gives me this big speech on how the game is called “Street Fighter” and I shouldn’t trap him in the corner or throw alot. I was scared, because he said “Where I’m from, you do that shit, and you learn a lesson…and you don’t do it again” . Frightened, I tryed to make amends with the guy and listen to his BS, then I walked out. After this I realized I own this guy all the time but I didn’t know it was him, also I know why the same guy hates me so much, and is always the 1st person to kick me out after 11 (when they kick minors out).
MVC2:
WTF…THATS BULLSHIT…he like…blocked:lol:
I used to play MVC2 in this arcade in SC where using assists was considered cheap. If someone slipped and hit the assist button, you’d hear shit like…
(guy):fight like a man…you can’t face me one on one
(me): Bitch…you got 2 other characters…use em
(guy): eats a headcrush…Gawd dammit…you can’t pick all the big guys…they do to much damage:bluu:
(me)
Peace
-D-
I know this is old but if its a multi hitting throw like Sagat’s kick throw,if you mash against it,less hits/damage will be done to you.
Ugh I know what you mean some dumbass keeps saying stuff like that :-/
After I beat a guy in MvC2 in an arcade in a theater : “What you fucka? Come on outside, and I’ll show you some real street fighter!”
He storms outside, and I see him through the window pacing back and forth waiting for me. I just laughed and went and saw my movie. His must have been done or something!
Yeah I believe I know which guy you’re talking about. He said something to me and my friends about “Hey this isn’t f’ing grab fighter, its street fighter!” Anyhow, that guy is kinda a pain to play against because if you make him mad, no after 11 playing time.
Haha, who are you? I’m Jay, we probably know each other.