Stupid things said when you beat them

After I ocv’ed some guy in cvs2…he goes…
“You’ve played this all day haven’t you?”

My favorite (which I get EVERY day, BTW), is “You grab too much.” This, of course, comes from the guy who loses the most to me. Everybody that fares a little better against me doesn’t say anything. This is in 3s, btw. I’ve played against this dude almost every day for weeks, and he KNOWS I throw a lot, but it seems to me, if you know I’m going to throw, all you have to do is try to throw me instead and at least you’ll tech hit. =\

Slightly off topic, you know you’re kicking ass when the regulars at your arcade won’t talk to you and when they finally beat you (after about 6-8 wins or so), whoever is next in line takes their quarter off and lets you play again because he doesn’t want to play his buddy. :lol:

WTF!?!?!? i dont think i hang around puttputt unless youve seen my alternate universe pal.:lol: :lol:

Playing Tekken Tag

“WTF dude all you do is throw me up and dont let me hit the ground. If i were on the ground i bet i would beat you”:rolleyes:

I was whoopin’ this guy’s ass good in CvS2 with Rolento (my first character). I beat him three games straight, and he didn’t beat Rolento once in any of them. The third time he lost, his girlfriend was there waiting for him to finish. He said to her, “Man, if you’d just waited longer, I woulda kicked his ass!”

What’s even funnier was that he was taking turns with a bunch of other guys I was fuckin’ up as well, and they did so much better than him, down to my last character.

i hate it when u beat everyone in the arcade then they just stand there and watch and wait till u end the game so then they can play:lol: :bluu:

the arcade has gone bezerk the last couple of dayz the romzie whores are in full swing

couple of nice recent coments I got

1] you play SHIT (but I won?)you shit!
2] Don’t play kof like it’s SF ****! (what the?) Yuri rules :smiley:
3] You a chicken boy, I call you chicken boy!(all he can do is wait in the corner fb and uppercut but I’m the chicken what the?)
4] he plays pattern’s , the **** **** *****(what the hell does mean?)
5]you a (waits a couple of secs) Bastid!!!?? walks away

good times

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I am a scrub but I’m a brutally effective scrub give me enough room to play and I will smoke you like a cuban cigar…

Whats up? I’m Marcus, brains friend. Sometimes the whining does get annoying. However, at my local arcade, the controls ARE screwed up, so sometimes the bitching is valid. BUT one guy in Virginia I fought I beat him by time over cried a river about my constant blocking of his attempted infinite combo with Cammy. Basically, since I’m living near a ghetto-ass arcade, complaints about bad controls are understandable. but people who complain about you blocking their attacks can take a sodering iron and go f**k themselves.

This site has a bunch of funny ones:

http://www.emuchrist.org/bitrot/kaillera.html

Best one I heard while waiting to play was man I would of won but that fart you layed got me off my game, You need to wash your ass…Ghetto ass Tampa:(

Friend 1: What happened? You said you were going to practice over the summer and beat me, but I railed on you three games straight.
Friend 2: Oh yeah? What about that time I almost beat you?

And once, me and a friend were at this place playing CvS2…and then this guy walks in…

Guy: OMG, I should call my friend. He’s like the best street fighter in California.
Me: Not unless his name is John Choi.
Friend: Or Alex Valle.
Me: Let’s not start that…

Broken link. =/

“I WAS BLOCKING !!!” :mad: :lol:

“Trust me,I DOOON’T SUCK!,first time playing this game”

Yeah, it works for me now. Pretty good! xD

I was playing some guy in marvel and just killed him. I heard this guy talking to his friend behind me and he said, “he could waste me anyday”. So i said why don’t you challenge me and he said, “i don’t challenge cheap players.”

All i was doing with cable was HP, HP, HP, viper beam, HVB

In cvs2 when you kill off a persons character they say “He/she did his/her job” for that character… its annoying

“he did his job”, “she did her job” or even “he did her job”:evil: :evil:
All frggin day :mad:

its not really stupid to say that a character did his/her job, as its only to tell ureself that u did a good job, thus raising confidence even more.

Got this a few days ago.
Scrub:"Youre cheating!"
Me: "how?"
Scrub:“You have a ping of 250, and you beat me with ZANGIEF???” You gotta be using a macro!"
Me:(after doing a 7 hit combo on him again ssf2t btw) "I beat you because youre predictable"
Scrub: Macro!!!"
Scrub has left the game

Names changed to protect the terminally dumb

hilarious

people always claim that i am 2 offensive & that i have no true style or that all i do is cornertrap people. if u get cornertrapped its not my fault.

so:

  1. all u do is that “roll”(cvs2)

  2. how did that lp stop my super

  3. u cant do that

  4. THIS IS THE BEST 1! if i was using(insert worst character in the game here)i would’ve killed u

my question is. why get mad. i love getting great competition & even losing b/c i am forced 2 change my gameplay 2 win. learning! my boy allan kills me in cvs2. i mean i cant even get close. but everytime i go over there i gotta play him b/c it makes me elevate my game. that’s what it’s about…not bitchin’

so if u’ve heard statements 1-4 or anything of the like. u know how i feel

oh & by the way

in cvs2 i use ken…so u could get a visual of me kickin ass…

but quick story.

in putt putt…

looking for any 2d fighter. 2 my surprise wow! putt putt has mvc2. only played @ home but i got the mechanics down. got up to the shitty controls. (by the way putt putt has the shittiest mvc2 controls. yes u putt putt on midlothian turnpike in richmond,va!) i put in my 2 tokens & picked hayato, wolvie & spidey(don’t care if they’re not the best players. i like them). started waxing the kid. his 4 friends watched(an mvc “beast” they called him). beat him & his friends in 5 rotations(math: 5x5 25 wins). all of them talking about my strats & tacts & my weaknesses for about 20mins @least. finally got beat 1 time & they start chanting that i suck & i shouldnt touch the game while pointing & laughing…i just grabbed my jacket & left.

damn shame…the scrub & his nonplaying dick-riders think theyve actually accomplished something.