Yeah… the whole cake thing comes from women wishing they could keep their wedding cakes. But they also want to eat their wedding cakes. Some women want two wedding cakes… one to eat, and one to keep. Yes, it’s fucking retarded.
Yeah, that had some retarded quotes, and some awesome action.
“IDGAF” and “IDGAS”
“Don’t hate”
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
This is a great saying. Same with the cake one and so is, “Once bitten, twice shy.”
imo.
Don’t ever burn your bridges.
britches
I think it means basically chill the fuck out and dont get heated over nothing.
Garbage (*it’s fun to play some Bob Bummer, so here we go):
-Just be yourself.
-“There’s someone for everyone.” - No, there certainly is not.
-“What goes around comes around.” haha, nope. This is laughably easy to shoot down.
-“Anything is possible if you set your mind to it.” Of course this is not correct if you take it literally. What if I focused on the task of splitting this planet in half by punching the ground? Sadly, I don’t have the pre-Crisis Superman/Goku level of strength required to make it happen. Even if you use more realistic examples…it isn’t correct…you going to tell me that a guy with no arms and legs, who is also blind…can somehow end up leading a professional football team to the Superbowl? No, it is beyond his physical ability because sometimes Mother Nature/God is an asshole, and that’s undeniable fact.
-“Honesty is the best policy.”—I love to destroy the shit out of this one. Ironically, and amusingly, this statement happens to be one of the greatest lies ever told…but people eat it up time and time again, because it’s another one of those “feel-good” statements born purely out of wishful thinking. Lies are an essential part of life, whether it is a lie of omission, or a more blatant one. There are many situations where the truth will just bring unnecessary pain, stress, complications and general misery into your life…for what, the sake of being “honorable”? Please. That’s not much of a pay-off if you ask me. Meanwhile, things would’ve gone smoothly if you told a lie about the situation and “kept it movin’” as the youngins say.
“She’ll come around”- No, she won’t.
‘Same Difference’
No seriously…Anytime I hear it I immediately rage and wish the person who had thought it was so cool to fucking contradict yourself in only 2 words and not add anything to the conversation died a by getting hit by a [media=youtube]7jt2f-Zpe80"[/media].
Person 1: I can play Street Fighter well.
Person 2: Oh? Who do you use?
Person 1: I use Scorpion!
Person 2:…that’s Mortal Kombat…
Person 1: SAME DIFFE-IS IMMEDIATELY HIT BY A FUCKING GRAYHOUND
no…it’s just plain different!
in england we say “couldn’t care less” when I first encountered “could care less” I was like 
“He started it.”
It’s not the person who initiated the misdeed that’s bad, it’s the misdeed itself that is wrong, dumbass.
THISX100
Also “Proud Mother” - Mostly uttered by single mothers in the 19-25 age range
>>implying past tense is the same as present.
“welcome to the real world”
“gotta face the real world”
“prepare yourself for the real world”
basically anything with the line “real world”.
you mean all this time, i’m living in a barbie world?
Forgot to add earlier that “u mad” drives me insane. It was funny when it was just a meme. Now I hear it whenever I’m playing a video game online and the only reason I have to be mad is someone said that damn phrase.
“Everything Happens for a Reason”
GTFO with this shit. I see it a lot from chicks on facebook after Gasp breaking up or some such trivial thing. I suppose that girl over there who was raped for twenty some years in her fathers basement happened for a reason…some divine sick joke
“No offense.” - You know you mean what you’re about to say. That doesn’t soften the blow at all.
“Just sayin’.” - There’s no need to add this at the end of a rant/observation.
Adooget.
Agreed on the first one, giving 100% is everything so how the fuck is someone going to do more then everything? The second one makes a lot of sense though. The phrase means that whatever is being talked about at the moment has properties making it suitable for something else, for example the content of this book lends itself well to a film adaptation.
:facepalm: It’s called sarcasm.
:double faceplam: Quitting a high paying job and telling him to fuck himself s burning your bridges when it comes time to list references on a resume.
It’s one of the most practical sayings ever. It means what you have now is better then what you could possibly have.
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I hate the saying “pie in the sky” ok so a pie in the sky is supposed to represent an unattainable dream? GTFO so many better examples could be used.
No, but it CAN pre-empt an overreaction. You know what you’re saying is hurtful, and probably truthful in most instances. “No offense” should more be interpreted as “no offense intended” - ‘I don’t intend to piss you off, but this is something that has to be addressed with you’.