The human body has way too many viable orifices to just concentrate on her vag.
EDIT: That said, dip it in hot nacho sauce and cover it with chips. It’ll give her something to snack on while she gets you off.
Stop while you can. It’s gonna ruin your execution, son.
Oh, wait, that’s right. Nobody plays fighters here. Carry on.
Shouldn’t be too hard to figure out.
really?
well… time to quit FGs
The first time I masturbated I was in my early 20s. I broke up with a girl and hadn’t had sex in forever. Incidentally, it’s the hardest I ever came.
we’re seriously having this thread?
da fuck like what did you use for lube
I just noticed that so many people in this forum are nut-sack riders of people that have been here for a long time. Somehow being here for a while means your opinions are supreme.
lol at using lube
Age seven?? I vaguely remember slapping it around a few times pretending it was a fire hose at that age or something but full masturbation?
Of course back in my day we just had girly mags and videos we had to steal from our dad’s or big bro’s stash because the interwebs was something only a few nerds used.
I sort of miss those days because it was a real sense of accomplishment if you were able to not only infiltrate and obtain the “forbidden” pornography, but also return it so the target is none the wiser.
Masturbation pros… is it possible to beat off with no hands… or is this a feat only possible for the King of Masturbation?
This sounds like a manga… I should get to writing this before someone steals my idea…
Quoted for evidence
Not everyone has a mutilated dick
I’ve been lurking these forums for years. This is nothing. On topic though, op you seem pretty normal, maybe more on the horny side. Best advice is to get a girlfriend that is equally as horny.
Ahh still do and still will…wanna stop? Try old nun pictures and nasty looking grandmothers.
to ppl that asked, no semen came out at that age, i remember making holes with my penis in my pants cos i would “secrely” get erections.i remember jerking off with no hands in class. in my seat, i would kinda wrigle my thighs to get that “friction” going. again, i thought nobody would notice.
Who noticed this? The guys you sat next to? Did you tell them about your jutsu? Had a whole class full of young boys making “strange” movements?
Troll thread… a good one… but a troll thread, none the less… LOL
Holy fucking shit! Really?!
Calling this a good troll thread is like calling Spice World a masterpiece.
why did you have to mention that you know every time you say it SW2 is more likely to happen also you bring back memories horrible memories