Red Reaper confirmed for not having seen Blue Velvet.
terrible post.
Need some fap material? Look at my avatar. Tanned Mocha ass-cheeks for the win.
Oatmeal Rasin cookies D tier? List disregarded. And I declare WAR upon you.
Fuck that shit
S - Cinnamon Sugar(AKA Snickerdoodle, chewy), Pepperidge Farm Lexington(Chocolate chunk cookie with almond bits and a toffee swirl)
A - Chocolate Chip, Thin Mint
B - Sugar, Oreo(any kind)
C - Chocolate chocolate chip, Chocolate white chocolate chip
D - Mint chip
My dicks getting wet just thinking about these.
How is it rape if you are putting your dick into HER vagoo?
my avatar will help you. Jerk away
srk = 4chan with identities.
This probably came off a bit more creepy than you intended.
I’m a very sexual person, but at this point in time I don’t regularly masturbate as I’m in a committed relationship and that generally provides enough intimacy. However, there are times when school and work schedules conflict and I’m not able to see my girlfriend.
I find orgasms are a great stress relief and I have one virtually every night to help sleep. But it’s not as simple as just physically going through the motions, it’s a very emotional experience. So part of sexual pleasure is emotionally building yourself up, making a good imagination a big plus. You might think of this as mental foreplay. And the better you can build yourself the better chances that you’ll have the drive to keep going through multiple orgasms.
The only down side to this is that it’s easy to really want some emotional connection after climax. To put it simply, it can make you really sad that you don’t have someone to cuddle with. This makes great bouts of masturbation turn into negative emotional experiences if you’re not careful.
I tend to prefer natural forms of stimulation, but toys can be fun every once in awhile. If I’m going to use a toy I like to use it in combination with fingers.
The best orgasms come from simultaneous clitoral stimulation with the ever elusive ‘g-spot’. It’s a little awkward to coordinate hitting both spots with your hands, so this is where toys can come in handy. The thing to remember about female anatomy is that the clit is stimulated by touch where the g-spot is stimulated by pressure. So a vibrator on the clit with a curled and rubbing finger inside works best if you want to give a girl a really explosive orgasm.
You have to be careful though, if things get out of hand you can really soak your bed.
Butt do you take it in the ass?
soaking the bed is what we want, if she aint drippin then we is trippin
This^
Our pool of humor must have bottomed out if were resorting to jokes like this.
The jokes on you, because I am 1000 porkcent serious about inquiring on the state of Matriarchs asshole. Has the seal been broken or not? If you don’t know then fuck off.
Very well then but I stand by what I said. Will elaborate later.
Fuck oatmeal…
So do you use visual stimuli? Or just read romance novels ect. Or do you go pure imagination? Personally Yuuki Makoto, Sophie Dee, and Cherokee D Ass help me.
OP is very lucky. I wish I had the time to fap more…
My wife works at home, so I never have time to be with myself and fap to pr0n. I only do it about once a week, in the bathroom with my android phone… 
Hold up in a thread about fapping I am getting flagged for talking about fapping…My mind is full of fuck.
Stop when you nut blood.
OMG, Matriarch. That was so detailed. 
goddamn my nigga nickrocks stylin with those likes