i didn’t read that either

you should stick to trolling the religion threads, anything else is out of your league.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbbT-mtChvc

My buddy didn’t like the movie… His biggest gripe was that Jedi are supposedly a myth, but anybody can be one and know what to do.

I actually laughed when he said that.

Religion threads? You not reading means jack because you can’t read for shit to begin with. Go back to talking about porn and your gross ass self-sex life, that’s the only thing you were able to post until the posters who constantly flamed your ass left.

http://i.imgur.com/BIDHsV8.jpg

When I saw Rey’s crying face…

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ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS JAR JAR BINKS! :looney: Damn you memes!

espn special on lightsaber duels and kendo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Meiw6GR-zSY

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http://i.imgur.com/4pUffSB.jpg

And also,

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What was the point of Captain Phasma in the movie? She didn’t do anything other than scare Finn and get taken hostage by Han and Finn to lower the shields[/details]

Now you know where the term “Machete Order” comes from.

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She’s supposedly getting a bigger role in the next film. She’s basically there to be introduced.

Re: Phasma:

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She’s introduced as a no-nonsense badass in this movie, but even with the very few character beats she gets, it shows something interesting… If they didn’t just write that part lazily.

It’s interesting that she so readily takes down the shield to the Starkiller base when she’s captured. It shows that she either 1) values her own life over the new Empire-wannabes’ victory, and/or 2) she believes enough in the organization’s strength that the shields shouldn’t matter.

Or it’s just lazy writing. We shall see in ep. 8.[/details]

Thoughts on Poe

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“The rebellions greatest pilot” is what he is referred to as. Traditionally, the best pilots in the galaxy are always force sensitive. Luke, Anakin, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, Kanan. But we also see strong pilots who aren’t (as far as we know), like Hera, Han, etc. The whole situation with him is a bit weird, he managed to survive the tie crash and escape without issue? I think theres more to this guy that was let on. I was half expecting him to be some clone or something, but he recognized Finn so that doesn’t seem likely. I definitely feel like theres more to that guy.

Thoughts on Rey

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As much as they are trying to buck the trend of her being a stereotypical female character, I hope her lightsaber crystal she eventually makes ends up Pink, yellow, or Purple. I don’t know why but I think that contrast would be interesting. And I want to see Pink or Yellow lightsabers end up on store shelves.

Also, as much as I enjoyed it… Im not really feeling like I need to rush back and see it again. I dont know if thats a reflection of the movie or of me

[spoiler=]The movie could’ve used a Maz Kanata or a force-sensitive type character, someone who knew about the role of the Jedi, a little earlier. It would’ve helped make Rey’s use of the force in defeating Kylo Ren more plausible.[/spoiler]

Poe.

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I know rogue squadron exists in the Disney verse… Is Poe and crew considered rogue squadron automatically or is that a very specific group? [/details]

Rogue Squadron was from the old school days. That was the name of the squadron Luke flew with, especially during the Battle of Hoth. They may still be around, but that wasn’t them.

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Something is up with him, that’s for sure. It’s kinda bad writing that neither of them saw each other in the middle of a giant desert near a crash they were both involved in. Or that Poe left the planet without BB-8. Dunno if he is force sensitive, but I wouldn’t put it past them. I get the feeling they introduced us to several potential Jedi already.

I’ve seen some pics and stuff from the Visual Dictionary, and:

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There are pics of the two Lightsabers from the movie, and a homemade lightsaber that was literally 2 crystals, held together with sticks and vines. I mentioned earlier, Lightsabers are possibly incredibly rare in the current Star Wars universe, Kylo and Rey/Luke may have the only two.

Phasma was setup similar to Boba Fett. Shown off early (a la Empire), but being saved for a future movie. Let’s just hope they don’t use her in an Ewok Christmas special…

looks like I was right:

[details=Spoiler]It was Obi Wan shouting Rey’s name, during her force dream:

https://twitter.com/jatactor/status/678299784621350912[/details]

oh and regarding Finn and his original name…turns out that was a nod to Lucas:

Don’t mind me, I am just going to throw out my retconned non-canon expanded-universe novels and comics and games while bitching and whining about it.

I would love it if they stole from KOTOR and:

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Rey was the one who wiped out the Jedi, until she was mind wiped by Luke and dumped on Jakku, and Kylo took credit for it.

http://i.imgur.com/1YbBdQr.jpg

http://imgur.com/a/8ketU

These are great

^posted that a few weeks ago… Hilarious

Did anybody get good trailers before the movie? My trailers sucked. That Egypt movie and a movie about half a boat. WTF? Not even a new Civil War trailer?

I got X-Men Apocalypse, Civil War, Warcraft, and The Jungle Book.

Edit: And Independence Day