Sacr3D
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Look at this stupid shit LOOOOOOOOL
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Yea I laughed. Good work whoever made that. Pretty funny.
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Canât hear you over the sound of how awesome this pic is.
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Pertho
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The production on these porn parodies is getting ridiculous. Never thought Iâd see the day when they use a double sided dildo as a lightsaber.
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They did that over 10 years ago.
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No need to spend millions on sfx budget when the gold has always been the script. The one scene where a sith lord mind tricks a jedi into sex is a classic
Doughnut Steel = Do Not Steal. Itâs a term thatâs used for artists that create really cringy fan art or self insert characters that are usually terrible from a conceptual level.
I hate that JJ is pulling crap like this because god knows Disney doesnât have the cahonas to make their âheroâ have legit moral conflicts that could turn her evil. Even before TLJ came out I thought it would have been sick to have the roles reversed going forward and have Kylo be redeemed with Rey slowing turning darker. Then I saw TLJ hahahahaahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
They literally made her into Vestara Khai (one throwing Sith lightning) from The Lost Tribe Of The Sith!!!
ââŚa thought experiment if you will in regards to Reyâs possible characterization and Reyâs possible dark side arc in Episode VIII, and IX. In addition, when I said dark side, I meant Rey temporarily falling into the Dark Side, but eventually return to the Light or the Grey side of the Force (with Ben Solo a.k.a. a Redeemed!Kylo Ren)âŚâ
She probably either turns because of plot reasons, comes to a realization during it and achieve balance becoming a true grey jedi or itâs a clone/vision. When I saw the trailer I noticed something was off about her face. Looks very doll like. Either way that turn wonât be permanent otherwise they wouldnât have spoiled it.
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t would be so fucked up if dark rey is just a rey dream/hallucination sequence and nothing else.
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Legends like to say hello.
PREPARE TO HIDE YOUR PAIN
There is no way theyâd put something in that obvious. We have Mystery Box Master at the helm.
This is all funny to me because everyone just seems so quick to forget all the misdirection that all TLJ trailers and promotional materials gave us. Prepare to be angry that most of your theories are wrong again like before.
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They put Finn with a lightsaber on the poster for TFA. Do people really think JJ is going to do that with Rey at the close of the series. Either its a clone or a vision.
Pertho
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Can you still call this a swerve when JJ is driving on all the lanes?
I donât have a theory. I just want to see the movie.
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Do you mean EU shit? I donât know about any of that since Iâm a fucking casual. Rey was vaguely interesting in TFA and Iâll admit I liked that movie despite itâs issues. But I really needed them to do something with her in TLJ and nothing happened. The big issue for me seeing Dark Side Rey is that it feels so shallow because thereâs been no ground work laid out for it to even make sense. Even the most normie of normies is calling out that scene as nothing more than baiting and misdirection because they know nothing was set up for. I still stand by the fact that despite Last Jedi being an abomination, if Rey had accepted Kyloâs proposal to join him then maybe this Dark Side Rey thing could be something tangible.
Yes there is. Luke even said it himself. She reached for the Dark Side, didnât even hesitate. Maybe you should watch TLJ again, there are tons of moments that show she has Dark Side tendancies. TLJ spends a good amount of time on this.
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