Star Wars

We all wish. But Disney can’t have Luke trying to kill the force.

The idea that the Rebooted Disney Star Wars been pushing, and we see this somewhat in the EU/Legacy as well that the original Jedi were not Light side zealots.
The original Jedi before the first Sith wars were not Light side users, but freely used both sides and represent Balance.

And members of these ancient Jedi were too strong on one side were forced to meditate on the other till balance was restored.
As you notice for a bunch of martial arts space monks, the Jedi of the prequel series is far too corrupt. The Jedi were too involved in politics, and the Jedi of old would never allow themselves to be involved in such a war or to command a clone army. The Jedi has neither the right nor the experience to command an army, and was part of their downfall.

I ain’t a killer but don’t push me
-Old Jedi Proverb

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That’s a Dark Jedi

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I only watched a quarter of that Hamill video before my attention span got the best of me, but I absolutely agree with him on Leia and Luke being there during Han Solo’s death.

EDIT: Watched the whole thing. Hamill was 100% on point.

wow… shots are being fired in those clips

Shots. . . . . . sound more like several of Clue’s bomb’s getting dropped

The random things the Auralnauts do with Star Wars are awesome. This is a fictional fight commentary was great, especially when that flurry moment happens.

Anyone seen the premiere of Rebels Season 4 yet?

EDIT: Saw it!

Spoiler

BO-KATAN!

Fuck Porgs :annoyed:

I’m hoping for Rey vs Kylo round 2 but I’m also curious to learn more about who Snoke really is.

die rebel scum!

Rebels season 4 eps 3 and 4 are out.

Spoiler

Finally, we got what we’ve been waiting for since the series started. The rebellion finally working out of Yavin IV.

Da…fuck.

The new season is out already…DAMNIT!!! I’m always the last one to know.

i was thinking about how everyone was so gangsta in ANH

like everyone. even princess leah

but the most gangsta is Luke. fuck Han. girls be squeeling like "omg! Han is such a bad boy!"
meanwhile…
Han killed like 6 people max in all 3…make that 4 movies.
Luke killed millions…and smiled about it after. never giving it a 2nd thought. never a sleepless night. not giving a fuck.
like father, like son.

but the most gangsta shit he did, after seeing his aunt and uncle and home trashed by the Empire…
he drives back up to Obi and says “yo old man, niggas got to go. time to do a drive by on my speeder. get your uzie…and lets roll.”…was that after that he ends up with og Obi in a bar.
and a nigga with a cut up face so fucked from so many knife fights eyeballs him and says to himself "this nigga too young and fresh faced to be from around here. im gonna house this tourist."
and he taps Luke on the shoulder and says "nigga what up. hand over your shit if you dont wanna get fucked up by me and my friend here."
and Luke brushes him off like nuthin and says “yea yea whatever nigga. im from here.”

cuz Tatooine is the ghetto.
its the ghetto of the galaxy.
think about it. remember when R2 and C3PO separated and R2 was like "ohhhhhh sheeeeeiiiit. i think i took a wrong turn and found myself in the ghetto. because i have a bad feeling im gonna get jacked."
got more than jacked. got turned into a slave.
so anywho.
Luke is like “yea yea whatever nigga.” and ignores him.
and the dude flips and says "nigga you taking me as a joke?!?!"
and the OG Obi says "hey! this nigga grew up here. this nigga lives 5 blocks down the road. ask Bebe and C-note who he is. theyll tell you. he aintz no tourist. now, sit your monkey ass down and chill, with this drink thats on me."
and that nigga was like "Aarrggghhhhhh!"
and then the og sliced them and looked around and said "anybody else wants some get at me."
music plays and everything is back to usual.

you know, youz in the ghetto…when you gotta step over 3 dead bodies…to get a mutherfucking drink.

Luke grew up gangsta.
cuz Luke grew up in the ghet to ho oh oh.

remember when Luke told Jabba…“nigga. fucking with me is the last mistake youll ever make. you gonna regret this.” as he was being carted off handcuffed. Jabba laughed. didnt realize, Luke grew up on Tatooine. therefore. in the ghetto. and Luke is roughneck as fuck.
gangsta.
next thing he knows, Luke does some ill off the plank shit and everybody dead.
everyone.
everyone.

Luke leaves no one alive bruh.
like father like son.

So when you go to Tatooine, remember to

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