“you fucking ******, you let me get up once and ill show you how to play.” 
vortexs
I always love the ones where the kid’s getting zoned while playing a grappler and complains about it. If grapplers could get in easy, they’d be broken. :lol:
I had an epic (all day) back and forth with a pistol-12 on PSN yesterday… what a retard. I trolled him hard, lol.
When I get home I shall have to type up the actual messages.
He really was beyond stupid.
Good one. Only ones who should be grabbing is Zangief, T. Hawk, Abel, El Fuente
“Give me my points back BITCH” - Recon696
Beat him earlier today with my C to C Shinning Random Character Spree once against his Gamerbee copy Adon with my Rufus. Met him again, and I decide to choose Rufus again. Sends me that, I only wish that I would’ve made a EVO joke instead of saying lol im doing c to c shinning
I recommend you noobies read this.
PSN- Blackmclovin (its an awesome name)
Character- Dan
msg- I’ll give you a 20 buycks psn card,if u boost me sum points
At this point I’m like wow hahaha thats awesome so I tell him to give me the code or no deal
He says"really" as if to say he’s serious.
I say give it or no deal and he obvioulsy breaks down and lets me know he tried to scam me haha thats so awesome. I would’ve done it to. Let him have all my points for 20$.
If your dumb enough to fall for this. Hopefull after reading this I just saved your precious points.
You are clearly the greatest mind of our generation.
EvilRyu87 sent me a message after I botched an anti-air Tandem Typoon to win the match and got shafted the next round by his basic Ryu:
“And thats how u take out the garbege”
Do any of you guys have a hard time taking out your garbage as well?
I’m a fucking genius man
I think im going to start trolling better players soon.
^Me too, Especially with Adon. That taunt #3, man. I spam that laugh all day every day.
I get more creative responses that way. I really don’t mean any harm by it, and often I compliment someone when we have a good fight. But taunting is just too fun.
Beat a T.Hawk user who Condor Dives spam with counter jumping. That and the whole T.Hawk users neglect the whole normal throws wreck mexican typhoon spam.
“I never learn. :3"
Followed closely by beating Zangief who spams banishing fist into throw. Counter throw after blocking banishing fist and the funner option jump up, dodge throw, then punish coming back down.
”***** Ken user jumping every 2 seconds. Grow the **** up low tier trash."
I love XboxLive players -.-
So COMBOS are cheap now? Oh lord…
Was playing a guy today my hakan vs his rose beat him easy and he sent me.
“Great another lame ass scrub hakan that uses oil”
WTF!!! are people just trying to make my head explode??
Oh noes, you used a risky move that doesn’t last very long and makes Hakan a slighter better character. So cheap!
Something I got in Vanilla SF that I thought was pretty funny. I got it after I lost so it doesn’t really belong here. But oh well…
I lost to a Honda and I got a message. The subject was: "Are you OK?"
I was a bit baffled by that so I quickly read the message. It read:
"Because that Sumo-slap to the face looked like it hurt. "
I’m sure he was dissing me. But I laughed. I even messaged him back to tell him I thought it was funny. No reply though…
i got this a week ago, im pretty sure i used el fuerte against his sagat. “so serious fatass” me: dont be mad cuz u lost. be happy your mom comes home to a real champ, and knows how to congratulate me in ways u have only seen in pornos “hell my but my mama dot a really bug dildo that wanna put in your nasty ass hole” me: your grammer is equivalent to the skill of the salvadorean soccer team Im sorry for those offended by last comment but i had to do it
Come on man you know oiling up is one of the safest moves in the game. Sarcasm off. Man don’t this cat know that you have to work to get wins with Hakan.
Played a Marcos(something or other) - can’t remember the name exactly - last night who thought his 1000bp Gief was so badass that he could sit fullscreen and spam his ‘Can’t touch me’ taunt, eating my fireballs until he was 50% health before he had to bother trying to attack me, he did this 3 rounds straight. His offensive ‘game’ if you can call it that, when he did start attacking was to spam jump forward RH.
Needless to say he lost.
I message him ‘Can’t touch me :)’
Then he asked for a rematch. I said no, cos really… it was the most boring, ridiculous fight in the fucking world.
I then got about 5 messages laughing and calling me a pussy lol.
Why not just rematch him if you’re sure you’d beat him? Boring fights are what you make of them.