SSF4/USF4 | What other players msg you after you beat them?

Classic Fighting Games Ultra Street Fighter IV
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This is my first time getting to post in this thread, as I rarely get much hatemail maining Rufus, but working toward From C To Shining C I took a shine to Bison over the weekend, as my first ever charge character, and I got a bunch of violent talk in the ear from a young man called FREE STYLE SKIL (he left the L off all by himself). He kept complaining that I was doing headstomps over and over, I did a total of two the entire match, and swearing down the mic. I didn’t bother trying to converse. Anyway, he’s not terribly good, so I beat him after his third flash kick into the ether lands all soft and punchable in front of me.

He starts shouting and swearing about how I’m shit and abusing online nonsense, and that if we rematched offline he’d fuck me up. Haha, so I say, via text to avoid a predictable and boring racist response “Hey kid… do you have anger issues? It’s just a silly little videogame for kids, it’s ok. Out of interest, do you stop doing wildly unsafe flash kicks offline?”

Then I get something that sounds halfway between tears and fury, as he mumbles “Fuck sake man I’m not a kid… I’m fuckin’ 22 man, I’m no fuckin’ kid so stop callin’ me a kid I’m no a kid”, haha. Then he adds this text message: “ur a casual player just dont talk u can not give me advice u dont no nuthick”

Oh man. “And you’re a casual speller. I hope you’re having fun with the game! :-D” What characters you find at 2am on Live. He’s on rage-quitters as well, predictably.

I also had a man called oOHAWK EYEDOo, who played as Seth, ragequit literally 1 punch away from a perfect. I send him “??” and he replies with:

“bathroom”.

“You couldn’t have waited just one jab longer? Perhaps you have a bladder infection?”

“No, nothing like that, sorry about that 1 jab”.

“That’s ok, don’t worry about it; glad to hear your bladder is ok!”.

702

Got this one last night, after casually beating a Gen player from Canada

“love your tactic of being a laggy ni##er”

Hmmm… So much anger for what?

703

What was him name? Just curious as I know a Canadian Gen player.

704

ah man i deleted who it was from, but i had some guy 2 days ago talking into his mic and shit, then after i beat him 3x in a row in endless battle where i taunted him, he told me ‘balrog dick riding ****** don’t taunt me’ or something like that.

he was playing Ryu…

705

nkn tha messiah

706

I played a team battle with a friend against two people. I was makoto and I beat the first guy but lost to the second. My friend then beat the other guy. After he kicked them both because my friends brother wanted to play me. I got a voice message from the guy I beat. “AHHHHH, you’re a dirty SLUT!” and then I got a text message from th guy who beat me saying something like, “quit kicking people you can’t beat” so I very rudely replied letting him know I wasn’t even the session leader so I couldn’t have kicked him. I was makoto though and I’m pretty sure he used a top tier character. My makoto is shit btw.

707

^^^ That shit was funny. The weirdest message I ever got probably. He was like “Are you asking me out on a date because im not gay, so take that dick out of your ass when you talk, and then can I lick it?”

708

"vega is gay"
I responded with: “in that case, you pretty much just bent over for a gay man”

"save the spam for grandma"
This was after I beat them by generously performing the same fullscreen walldive attack over and over in hopes that they would learn. Not sure where grandma factors in.

"you are a gat disgrace"
I am a gat disgrace.

709

my new tactic with flowchart ken players in endless games is to pick ken myself when it’s the ken player’s turn, except i use the pink alt 2 costume. I don’t know why but this enrages the ken player, and they throw out even more random dp’s than they normally would

710

LOL this is classic.

711

Is that a typo?

712

I Played against a a guy called anderson-uk-1988 he was using rog and i was using juri. Basically i zoned the shit outa him with my fireballs and beat him easy then came the messages.

“Tit face wtf was that spammin scared to fight shit c u next teusday”(he didnt put it like that btw i dont like the word he used) lmao

To which i replied "lol did you really think i was going to go face to face with rog so you could mash jab nah. Its called zoning look it up.

Then i got “its called spamming in my books fuk what you say silly c u next teusday givin me a lecture damn right you wont go near me coz you scared of what im capable of so you stand in a corner shittin yourself hadoken spamming lol your joke m8”

My responce “lol not my fault you cant deal with zoning. And i didnt use hadoken i was juri ah well i beat you get over it and move on”

Him “lets narrow it down 2 1 simple suggestion u r shit fucking juri spamming wtf”

Me “Ok im shit…but i beat you MOVE ON!!”

Him “lets not forget i beat you previously with chun li”

Me “Yeah but i didnt bitch about it did i??”

Him “no cuz i didnt spam u had no excuse i fairly beat you so why shouldnt complain”

Me “Lol ok mate watch high level play and you will see them do what i did. And before you bitch about that i am in no way comparing myslef to high level play. move on and get over the loss its just a game and the fact you are acting like this over it is pathetic”

Him " correction the fact that you spam is pathetic m8. And what you said about higher rank players with juri is total bs"

I would like to say here i wasnt meaning juri in paticular but he took it this way.

Me" i never said juri did i anyway you lost im finished with you now bye (blocked)"

I have never had as much hatemail as i have in the past few days this zoning stuff is awsome.

713

this isnt really hatemail, but i got this last night…

was in endless battle w/3 people and after i won 2x in a row i was booted.

i just sent a simple message ‘why the boot?’ to the host, which he replied…

‘ur 2 good’

714

Beat a player called xTekNeekzX and he sent me this:
"****** cheap"
to which I replied:
“u mad??? looks like you need to learn some new tekneekz”

715

Him: “******”

Me: “Mad much?”

Him: “No I just hate pussies”

Me: “Then doesn’t that make you the ******?”

Note: “******” = bundle of sticks. If you don’t get the reference google it.

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Working on From C to Shining C led to some interesting moments (speaking of which, I finally got that achievement!).

Played this weird Blanka player who didn’t want to stop pressing buttons, or doing rainbow balls or knockdown -> crossup horizontal balls or whatever. He had 8000 BP, and when you find someone who sucks with a lot of BP, you want to play them as much as you can to lower the number of times you have to win to get to C rank. I was working on Honda at the time, and I suck with charge characters, so I lost to him and “fell” for all his tricks as I was trying to find a Honda-specific counter. He sent me a message saying “gg”, much to my surprise. Later I met him in a ranked match again, and picked Abel, my main (who was only at around 1000 BP due to the C rank thing). After dismantling his tricks and ultraing a blocked horizontal ball, he ragequit on me. :sad:

Played a runaway Seth player who had about 1000 PP to his 4500 BP, so you know he probably loses a lot. I forget which character I was using, but it wasn’t anyone I was familiar with, so I lost a frustrating and time-consuming 3 round fight. He messages me with “MWAHAHAAHAH!!!”. Later I found him again, and I picked Abel and won fairly easily. I remembered his message and sent him “That was so fun! I love seeing new techniques in the ring!” (which is a Sakura win quote :rofl:). He reponded with “u only beat me because my buttons were wrong, otherwise u don’t stand a chance”. I can tell you he found the fierce button in both matches pretty easily.

Also, a word of advice: If you want some general hilarity, take note of some awesome win quotes (preferably from female or wacky characters like Hakan) and use them as responses to rage mail. Things like “I’m hungry! I could really go for some chanko stew!” as a response to rage mail, even (especially) if you don’t play Honda, is just too funny. For optimal results, combine two unrelated win quotes. “I love seeing new techniques in the ring! I could really go for some chanko stew!” :rofl:

717

lmao!

718

Oh damn! Can’t believe I missed that one.

719

Lol, I main Mak and get messages like "Go pick Dan already"
But with the usual curse-words in between.

720

Word.