These were a couple I received just recently. The first was when I just ran right over a newb (or a n00b) with minimal resistance, and the second came after a closer match:
I think the second post is actually a compliment? I think he’s saying your setup was dirty, and I think “wp” is well played?
Yep. This thread isn’t just for rage-messages, after all.
LOL “look up frame data so you know what beats what-then u wouldnt be banned” was too funny.
[LEFT]lol i beat that narwhall dude earlier and he sent me " lol sucks i have to get the number 10 blanka banned"…im assuming he threatens to ban everyone that beats him dont worry about it[/LEFT]
Meteo2
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Lol, yeah because EX.ScarletTerror isn’t even an invincible reversal.
Against a well-timed attack, EX.ST is like mashing light punch but burning meter too xD
Maybe narwhall should play a shoto so he can properly do panic-uppercuts…
On another note, I spent a night walldive-trolling and losing lots of points like is fun to sometimes do. Among being called a pussy a few times and another user who seemed upset that I wouldn’t fight him for “real” (hey, he should be glad he got to practice vs an abusive tactic so much), I got one cryptic message from a Balrog player I looped till KO: “You my friend have shown me the way”
Be careful out there… there’s a Balrog player up to no good… : )
I’ve played this guy in endless a few nights ago. Classic laggy-balrog just dash punching non-stop without a care. I didn’t even bother and just let him win as I had no interest in playing a laggy game. The next opponent takes him on and beats him. He RQ’d before the KO… LOL!
BTW, “Mula” in spanish means “Cheat” or “Cheater”… 
Dagon
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Oh man, I think I might have played you, haha. I played a Claw who kept spamming walldive and would taunt after each one. Does my XBL look familiar? I’m curious =P
maybe he meant the alt costume? The ridiculous one with the feathers and shit… oh, unless you are ranked #10… if that’s the case, then that probably makes more sense…
I lost to a bunch of idiots today for some reason. Like Rose players just dashing around the stage doing cr.MP, Guy players practicing their aerobics, Zangriefs doing empty jump suplex as their only mix up (jesus christ I love playing Zangief when I can’t AA with fst.MP underwater.) Sometimes I just can’t figure out what the hamster in that guys head is doing and have days like these I guess. So I fought a really lame Sagat twice (well hes supposed to be) and he was doing a really good job of keeping me out. Couldn’t figure out when he was gonna TS at all. So game round on the second match, I just say fuck it and play as dumb as possible.
This somehow pays off in spades. After derping three times, I go back into the match somehow and start playing again. Comes down to the wire after I choke several times and then I get hit by a totally out the blue j.HP.
crack
hate mail goes out.
Now I feel bad. 
ok so i didn’t beat him, off topic fuck yeah son
Loool omg Narwhal. That dude is a straight up troll, or a straight up pissed off dude. I beat him a few times and got 2 and half hours of constant rage mail messages from him. All voice, all hilarious. He’s a pretty ass player.
Also, that GG shit is stupid. I say GG when I have a really good game (Something thats like, 1-500 online. 
) win or lose. Games that are very close and remind me why I actually like SF4. Games that remind me of tournaments.
I don’t understand what goes thru the minds of some players. You play a character correctly, in my case claw, and they call you a runaway pussy.
You pick a rushdown character, in my case dictator or seth, and they call you a spammer.
Once i pick my main, boxer, i get called for turtling even tho i was rushing that person down.
If i tick throw I’m a throw spammer. Its like they play by their own rules or something
People will complain about literally anything if they lose. Better to just ignore them and be content with the fact you made them salty by playing well.
So other people have gotten messages from that Narwhall kid? I beat him twice with my medicore Ryu a while back and he was telling me how he has replays of him beating Alex Valle and that my Ryu was complete trash. Uuuuh-huh.
“iGod you not” is a total scrub. I ran into him today, and just blasted his Guy with my Bison 3-0. He was freaking out, screaming shit like “I’M NOT EVEN GONNA PICK MY MAIN, YOU AREN’T EVEN WORTH IT.”
I’m amazed I don’t run into people like him more often, to be honest.
Another message. Only after 1 match as well!
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Lol what an idiot. He cries about you mashing dp during his combo but he ultra’ed you in exactly the same way.
C2Q
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Gouken player who joined my game twice.
This is like my first hatemail in months 
This dude who kept running it back with me several times on Ranked, playing different characters each time, and taunting me whenever he got a knockdown and had the life-lead — EVEN IN THE FIRST ROUND. -_- lol I played him and beat him each match, with my Hakan, while he used Seth, Cammy, Yun and an annoying-ass turtling Guile. After I kick him out of the lobby on his next fight request, this dude has the audacity to say “Youre a cheap scrub,” to which I replied, “bro I’m using HAKAN. May you forever remain free.” He didn’t respond back, but I do look forward to exposing him again!
M.D
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Bebo_TheBeast sent me “other scrub” after I beat him in ranked for the second time.
couple minutes later, he decides to come back. I kick him. He sends me “pussy too”.
Do people really think they can talk trash about somebody and expect the person to play them if they’re not in a tournament?
