SRK Mafia XV - Dragon Ball Z Signup Thread

Also on the Lando train, I found this nugget in the FGC game thread:

:lol: Let the SRK Mafia Illuminati conspiracies begin.

What the hell is a “life card draw of damage”?

Anyone wanna voice their preference for the game start date? If I don’t hear back I’ll just plan to get it up on the 13th.

Let’s start it on Wednesday, why not?

Legend: Yamcha loses

Its a recurring theme. Details may be different, the result is the same. Yamcha might be a Mafia…!

Oh, and let me put my “I’m going to try something new this game” post in before alignments are sent out.

Thank you.

Having just arrived from the club, they were both inebriated, and both in the mood. It was time to play the games all grown-ups play. After a long passionate kiss, with tongue I might add, she began to reach her hands up his shirt. he unzipped her dress and let it fall to the floor.

Having pulled of his shirt, she began to move for his belt. It was then that he pushed her away.

“What’s wrong?” she asked, perplexed at his motion.

“It’s just, I don’t want you to get freaked,” he responded.

“Ok?” she stated puzzlingly.

“I’ve been doing this for a long time,” he stated. “But now, I think it’s time I try something new.”

She said, “Okay, lay it on me,” in a sultry voice, as she sat down on the bed, waiting for him to make a move.

And waited.

And waited some more.

Then it became apparent to her. pietastic had become stoic.

“So, what are we going to do?” she asked.

Silence. She could hear a pin drop in pietastic’s apartment. He stood there, motionless, saying nothing.

“Man, fuck this!” she conceded, moving toward the door. “If this is how you get your rocks off, perv, that’s fine, but leave me out of this!”

The door slammed, and pietastic reveled in his victory.

“YES!” he screamed. “This wallflower shit worked! She gave up on all pressure! Mafia games have met their match!”

Pie, you are the least celibate monk in existence.

Also, was expecting MP’s tranny tryst sequel to be posted.

What I’ll do is I’ll send out the role cards about midday on Monday and the thread will go up on Wednesday. I’ll post when I send them out so you guys can meta the fuck out of each other like usual.

Disclaimer: “Midday” for me is about 2 PM so don’t flip out if you don’t get a PM by noon

I actually have a story like that in real life. Except I was TDTF.

pietastic has multiple planes of existence, something mere mortals could never understand.

And I was tempted.

Astral projections, baby! I’m a VILLAIN.

I’m still trying to figure out where the Dragon Pie Z avatar is.

Coming up later today, methinks. MeTHINKs.

Update: I’m going to eat you.

How long will the first day phase be?

I gots an exam to prepare for before that, then an interview for an internship lol.

I’ll make it 48 hours to let everyone get a feel for each other. Gratz on the interview

Look at my cool new av!

Bytchin’.

@"Missing Person"‌ how many points do we get for best avatar?

This is what happens when you

@‌Chief

“Most Alternate Accounts” :coffee:

(SRK goes so stupid when you try to go past @Name… yeesh. It even went to @ “chiefdog” on Shift+Enter.)

Woah, broke.

Always end your posts with @Name now then. Well that’s an unnecessary hassle isn’t it.

@Chief