- Your response is both intriguing and amusing. For clarification sake, why do you want me to be lynched over PimpWilly? *
while that’s certainly a defensive vote feels more like reactionary town than scum right now.
Mr. Pink ain’t a cop.
*I’m still analyzing it myself. It doesn’t come off as a genuine reaction to me in either case.
- That’s…Not saying much.
@jasonC
@Missing Person
@AlphaCommando
Thoughts on this? *
Lynch Crucades
I wonder why Bious isn’t discussing previous roles nor naming assassin and victim. Honestly I think the game has just been replayed with Vynce subbed by DG and role and whoever jumped in for Azure is a civ lol.
*Incorrect about me filling in for Vynce. I said that I was filling in for Azure.
[Redacted][Redacted][Redacted]
…Huh? Weird. Let’s see how this play out for now.
Lynch Chadouken!
*
Is that retaliatory? Or do you really think I’m a cop? Because, I’m not.
Hour and thirty till the day phase ends. Make sure to get your votes in.
Do we have a vote bot? oh well PW you’re dead might as well get your pre LG in now if you’re not flipping scum…
Day is over!
Pretty reserved D1 huh, dont think am a great fan of this PM the GM thing atm. 
So the actual write-up will be in 2 hours due to me being on the road (traffic), but here’s the day results (and yes, I am 99.9% sure this is right.)
Pimp Willy was lynched! He was a Goon!
Vote Tally: TBD, I had a shameful amount of no-votes.
Night ends at 10 AM EST May 31st. All actions need to be in by then.
*Yeah, pretty much turned out to be exactly what I thought. I’d love to examine the voting data.
I know me and PeeWee voted Chadouken because we saw the same thing.
The voting contingent that placed votes on PeeWee.
Chad allegedly switched his vote from Pimp to me.
Then you have the straggling Missing Person vote block. *
I did switch my vote to you. I had a feeling I was wrong about my initial vote for PW, and you actually influenced that. I don’t think you’re a cop either, and I knew my lone vote for you would be safe since there were public multiple votes for others to be lynched, including myself.
Hopefully I don’t get got tonight.
No idea why PW role claimed mafia, that was just silly. Also @“Shaft Agent” why you lynching me?
cuz i h8 u
:mad:
:sad:
Yeah I’m kinda confused about that follow up role claim mafia. The first one is whatever, but the second one sounded like he simply gave up and accepted his fate of mafia leader. The fuck?
Day 1
The Final Countdown
“RUN!” Bious yelled. The goons ran as hard as they could, their load of ill-gotten gains slowing them down.
“What the fuck happened?” Cyntalan said. “You said this would be a clean break, now we got so many cops chasing us I see five fucking stars over my head!”
“Someone snitched!” Bious said, panting. “This was supposed to be flawless! Only way the cops could’ve known is if someone told them! When we get back I’ma find out who it was and…”
Bious was interrupted by the sound of bullets.
“The car is over here! Speed up!” crucades yelled. The goons all gave one final burst of speed, jammed into the escape vehicle, and drove away.
“YEEEEEEEESSSSS!” They all shouted. All of them breathed in the sweet air of victory until Cyntalan noticed something.
“Hey, where’s Bious?”
Everyone looked around. Chadouken thought back a bit.
“He was the slowest of us all and was in the back when the bullets started flying. You don’t think…”
There was a moment of silence until crucades spoke.
“He knew what this was. Back luck for him.”
“But he was the one who knew how to unload the goods!” Reiraku said.
“Eh, we’ll figure something out. To the hideout!” pokemon123 said.
2 hours later
crucades impatiently taped his foot. “Well? Where the hell are the rest of the guys?”
“Traffic’s got them blocked for miles. They’ll be late,” cyntalan said. “Anyway, Bious thought there may have been a rat among us.”
“A rat? You mean someone wanted us gone?” Crucades said, drawing his gun. “So we’ll find 'em and take care of 'em! Now who do we start with?”
“Hey guys, I’m done shining my badge. Bathroom’s free.”
Everyone turned to look at Pimp Willy.
“Badge?”
“Yeah, you know, my badge? Gotta keep it from going blue? Had to oil the nightstick? Gotta turn a quick beat?”
Everyone raised their guns to Pimp Willy.
“You a copper Pimp?” crucades asked?
Pimp Willy scoffed and looked at them. “Oh yeah! I’m a cop guys! I totally planned to arrest you all after everyone else is here! In fact I was the one who tipped off the other coppers about the robberies!”
As Pimp Willy chuckles everyone cocked their guns. Pimp Willy stopped laughing and gazed at the goons, realization suddenly coming to him.
As Pimp Willy said those words the goons unloaded into his body. Pimp was dead before he even hit the ground.
“Search him,” Cyntalan said.
After a while the goons found nothing. Crucades came back from the bathroom holding something.
“We may have made a huge mistake.”
The goons stared at what crucades was holding: Pimp Willy’s monthly issue of MLP: Bondage is Magic with a suspicious liquid dripping out of it.
Suddenly the remaining goons came into the hideout, their arms full of loot.
“Holy fuck! What happened here?”
Pimp Willy was lynched! He was a Goon!
Vote Tally:
Pimp Willy: Crucades, Cyntalan, Korbidon
DarkGeneral: Chadouken!
Chadouken!: DarkGeneral
NupoChromine: Orochizoolander
Orochizoolander: Reiraku
No Lynch: pokemon123
No Vote: **EVERYFUCKINGBODY ELSE :mad: **
RadicalFuzz, aka No Vote: AlphaCommando
I’m going to pretend it was due to the restart, the long phase, RadicalFuzz lusting, and the holiday that we have so many no-shows, but everyone who missed a vote this time needs to vote next Day Phase OR ELSE.
Night ends at 10 AM EST May 31st. All night actions need to be in by then.