Hey I also said you’d be tough to read late game so that makes you a credible threat!
Day 3
Rotten Rat of GoonTown
HEY KIDS! IT’S SING-A-LONG TIME! GEEEET READY!!!
tune of Fresh Prince of Bel Air
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Noooow this is a story all about how
Some rat’s shit got flipped and lynched upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
Lemme tell you how the goons got wrecked.
The day began peacefully
With everyone pissng on DG
When Reiraku start convulsing
And died right then and there.
The goons tore him apart
To see if he was a cop
But SURPRISE! He turned out to be the brains of the operation.
The goona all then flipped the fuck out,
And with guns drawn, proceeded to have a shoot out.
In the end though many escaped harm
Except Shaft Agent, who took a bullet through his calf
With his perfect legs ruined, he felt true despair
And proceeded to blow his brains out right then and there.
Korbidon decided he had enough of this shit
And tried to escape this sinking ship,
But the goons all caught up to his slow ass
And proceeded to stomp him right into the grass
Now that’s the day, not a good one though
A few goons decided to pull a no-show
Thankfully Bious had just the cure
A shit-ton of Vodka to turn all to a blur!*
Korbidon wad lynched! He was The Rat!
Reiraku succumbed to poison! He was The Mastermind!
Shaft Agent was DQ’d for missing 2 votes in a row! He was a Goon!
Vote Tally:
Korbidon- AlphaCommando, Crucades, Cyntalan, MIRACLE ARROW, NupoChromine
Cyntalan- Combo_Knight, Orochizoolander
Alphacommando- chadouken!
Hecatom- Korbidon
No Vote- Guess who
Night ends 12:00 PM June 4th.
What was the vote tally Bious… I’m mortified to ask…
It’s up.
Lynch AlphaCommando
AC, please poison crucades as your last blow.
I flip a coin.
Tie is a random result.
It’s rng rather. We had one last game IIRC
So… We still haven’t lynched a Mafia yet, but we’ve managed to kill our own Mastermind and Street Doc, and we’re down 5 Goons with the DQ. That’s great.
Hey, at least we got The Rat!
Seeing that I’m likely either the next lynch target tomorrow, or about to drink the milk (I like mine with chocolate, please), I’m guessing I’ll probably make it through the night unless what I post below changes that. AC, I’ve got some theories since you might be the next Mafia kill, and, while I don’t have a whole lot of experience, when I read through this again I noticed things that stood out to me:
Bullshit, Cyntalan. You’re waaay smarter than that.
Knowing how convincing and well thought-out DG’s post was = AC easy target to generate some votes, especially if Cyntalan is Mafia and knows AC is not.
This.
And this. This is great role playing because you knew both of us are at least not Mafia, and it generates trust if AC’s role claim is true after his lynch vote was difused, and you could persuade him not to poison you before you kill him tonight.
And there’s chadouken stepping in for crucades defense.
AC, have you darted someone yet?
I’m defending myself. Crusades wants to lynch AC. I believe you, Cyntalan, are Mafia.
I weep for our chances at a civ victory if people gobble that shit up, man.
I think a civ victory will be hard fought regardless, considering we’re assassinating our own civ roles and lynching our own Goons. Not to mention it doesn’t help it was a goon who got DQed.
Oh, shit. Crusades was joking in response to the poisoning. I should have caught that but I was trying to write my attempt to save my life on a smartphone and missed his post on the last page before I submitted my post.
I did laugh out loud at it, so I shall give Crusades an LOL, because it really is pretty fucking funny (as was your Money Pit clip).
That motherfucker’s got some milk to drink.